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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #31
    Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

    Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
    If this DEMON thought my/our "obsession" was a joke, it wouldn't be wasting its time telling us so. Methinks it doth protest too much...
    It DID confess to BEING possessed.

    I hope no True Christian(tm) would knowingly harbor such a dangerous and unGodly menace!
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    • Vayhr of the Warhost
      Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 347

      #32
      Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

      Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
      If this DEMON thought my/our "obsession" was a joke, it wouldn't be wasting its time telling us so. Methinks it doth protest too much...
      I could come over to your house and you could exorcise me

      That is, unless your scared...

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      • Bob4God
        Moderator
        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #33
        Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

        STAY BACK FROM THE FEMALES! YOU WILL NOT REPRODUCE YOUR EVIL KIND BY GOING UNTO THE LADIES OF LANDOVER!
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        - Proverbs 15:3

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        • Vayhr of the Warhost
          Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2008
          • 347

          #34
          Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
          STAY BACK FROM THE FEMALES! YOU WILL NOT REPRODUCE YOUR EVIL KIND BY GOING UNTO THE LADIES OF LANDOVER!
          ?What?

          Is your mind ever NOT in the gutter?

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #35
            Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

            Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
            I could come over to your house and you could exercise me



            That is, unless your scared...
            She's not RICHARD SIMMONS! Sister Justina is not going to teach you JAZZERCISE, or DEAL-A-MEAL!

            Go find Jenny Craig if you want to lose some weight!

            Meanwhile, I believe exorcisms are performed at a location chosen by the Pastors. That's how my church does it, anyway! (I like to use a slaughterhouse or a sawmill. The demon generally realizes we're about to dismember its host, and leaves!)
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Justina Thyme
              Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2007
              • 1718

              #36
              Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              She's not RICHARD SIMMONS! Sister Justina is not going to teach you JAZZERCISE, or DEAL-A-MEAL!

              Go find Jenny Craig if you want to lose some weight!

              Meanwhile, I believe exorcisms are performed at a location chosen by the Pastors. That's how my church does it, anyway! (I like to use a slaughterhouse or a sawmill. The demon generally realizes we're about to dismember its host, and leaves!)
              Well, Voyeur of the Whatever, you've been quiet lately. Does this mean that you're willing to concede defeat?
              Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

              1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

              A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
              Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

              LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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              • Vayhr of the Warhost
                Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2008
                • 347

                #37
                Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                Well, Voyeur of the Whatever, you've been quiet lately. Does this mean that you're willing to concede defeat?
                The balls in your court, Justina. When should I come over to your place for a good old fashioned exorcism?

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                • Bob4God
                  Moderator
                  Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                  Hands folded for Jesus
                   
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #38
                  Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                  Justina, if you indeed plan to take on the many demons that have infested this young man's body, I heartily suggest you invite a few of the senior church men along to observe and keep an eye on the proceedings, in case things get a little hairy.

                  You never know what might happen...
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                  The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                  - Proverbs 15:3

                  CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                  CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                  • Vayhr of the Warhost
                    Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 347

                    #39
                    Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                    Justina, if you indeed plan to take on the many demons that have infested this young man's body, I heartily suggest you invite a few of the senior church men along to observe and keep an eye on the proceedings, in case things get a little hairy.

                    You never know what might happen...
                    She is a True Christian, right? And a DEMON expert to boot. No, I'm sure she can handle any problems that pop up all by herself. I find your lack of faith in her disturbing.

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                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151

                      #40
                      Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                      We just want to see the True Christian™© video of the exorcism

                      Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                      She is a True Christian, right? And a DEMON expert to boot. No, I'm sure she can handle any problems that pop up all by herself. I find your lack of faith in her disturbing.


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • Bob4God
                        Moderator
                        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                        Hands folded for Jesus
                         
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 5274

                        #41
                        Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

                        Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                        I find your lack of faith in her disturbing.
                        A demon is still a demon.

                        SHOO DEMON!
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                        The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                        - Proverbs 15:3

                        CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                        CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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