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    Time to pray for my exam results

    Could everyone now start praying for my University 1st year exam results?

    So far I have Three 2:1s, and two 2:2s one more grade to go, it needs to be a 2:1 or better! Even though it doesn't really matter as they only count for applying for the 2nd year, which means I only need to not fail, and failing is lower then a 3:3!

    Thanks .
    READ THE BIBLE
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  • #2
    Re: Time to pray for my exam results

    I'll pray that I can learn to understand your universities' unusual grading structure.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Time to pray for my exam results

      Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
      Could everyone now start praying for my University 1st year exam results?

      So far I have Three 2:1s, and two 2:2s one more grade to go, it needs to be a 2:1 or better! Even though it doesn't really matter as they only count for applying for the 2nd year, which means I only need to not fail, and failing is lower then a 3:3!

      Thanks .
      Are you going to a Godly school where True Christianity is taught? If not you need to get out now and find a save haven where the True WORD of God and it's inerrancy is taught. I surely would not want to see a fine young truly Christian man be tempted to backslide Hopefully you're in a fine school like Bob Jones University.

      Of course I will pray for you.

      Yours in Christ

      Brother Lazarus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • #4
        Re: Time to pray for my exam results

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I'll pray that I can learn to understand your universities' unusual grading structure.
        I'm with you Brother Nobar.

        What does all that gobbledygook mean boy? Don't they give out "A" or "B" or "C" anymore? I'm afraid if I prayed for you I'd say the wrong thing and get you to flunk out.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Time to pray for my exam results

          Ok well no surprise that after putting this prayer request up God immediately sent the results over to my house.

          I got three 2:1s and three 2:2s, so good, but could of done better. It is all fairly meaningless though as it doesn't count towards the final degree.

          As far as American university grade systems go I have no idea how they compare:

          UK system is: 1st, 2:1, 2:2, 3, Fail. Not many people get 1sts, 2:1 is generally considered a very good respectable score, 2:2 is seen as an OK average score, 3rd is seen as a poor score.
          READ THE BIBLE

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          • #6
            Re: Time to pray for my exam results

            I'M PRAYING MY FUNDAMENT OFF THAT FATSO PASSES HIS TESTS! HALLELUJAH!

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            • #7
              Re: Time to pray for my exam results

              Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
              Ok well no surprise that after putting this prayer request up God immediately sent the results over to my house.

              I got three 2:1s and three 2:2s, so good, but could of done better. It is all fairly meaningless though as it doesn't count towards the final degree.

              As far as American university grade systems go I have no idea how they compare:

              UK system is: 1st, 2:1, 2:2, 3, Fail. Not many people get 1sts, 2:1 is generally considered a very good respectable score, 2:2 is seen as an OK average score, 3rd is seen as a poor score.
              What happened to O-Levels?

              Is it because Sidney Vicious got a few of them that God saw fit to ban them?

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              • #8
                Re: Time to pray for my exam results

                Please all join in this Prayer for Divine Intervention for Unfalsifiable’s results (much needed.)

                O Lord!
                May Thy Grace and Mercy move again
                Upon the Marker’s one black pen
                And stay from his mendacious grip
                The red pen used for marking down.
                For Unfalsy has tried his very best
                To show that Thou, unlike the rest,
                Art the only God in Town.

                Upon his essay, however bland
                (And may You find it fit to see
                That Unfalsy gets a 2:1 degree)
                Bless the passages with mistaken word
                And thus avoid the dreaded Third.
                We ask this of you O Lord
                That generously it be scored.

                However seekest Thou not his work in term,
                The essays and questions he there performed,
                (As Thou knowest and we see) were not his entirely.

                He posed his question in our Church
                (Although our wisdom he decried)
                They were model answers
                Which he then transcribed
                And unabashed submitted them
                To the eyes of mortal men
                Knowing they were not of he;
                They were all the work of LBC!



                (If it finds favor, we expect big tithing!)
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