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Folks, I have some very disturbing news, so grab your handkerchiefs. TONY SNOW is dead from a very unsavory form of cancer (let's just say its our Un-Gay friend's worst nightmare). Anyway, this former FoxNewsman was so beneficial at getting the TRUTH out to the people of GOD's favorite country, that I know our president/savior Bush is devastated (at least he won't have to worry about Tony going the way of that fag Scott McClellan). And I know Jesus has a special place for Tony Snow (Study Revelation 20) but I still think we should pray for Jesus to get Tony there ASAP. SO SAD, GLENDORA
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I hate to inform you that Tony Snow was a Papist.In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible. -
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OK, that's going to save a lot of time, I'll get on with supervizing the cleaning of the pool.Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
However, I always believe that God works in a mysterious way and often uses the strangest men as tools on earth, regardless of how He might have Reprobated them. (look at Luther - he was a Lutheran!)
So I'll think of Snow a little whilst I supervize. I'm grateful to Sister Glendora for bringing this to my attention.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I don't want to say too much about this, because folks know what they know, okay? Let's just say that after a certain set of incidents at Pastor Deacon Fred's beach house one weekend that left stains, "Mr." Tony Snow became persona non grata around here.
I'll continue to pray....for his unfortunate family.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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