IS YOUR MULLET A RIGHTEOUS MULLET?

[Rapture Eddie]

As you know, Brothers, my travels take me far and wide across God's Continent of America.

On my travels I've discovered that many good solid, honest True Christian American White Men have what can only be described as the "Righteous Mullet". These are Mullets Jesus can only approve of.

Let me show you what I mean.

Firstly, the Righteous Mullet, as worn by Jesus HIMself:



Then some good Christian Mullets:




Now, there are of course your "wannabees" who try to look the part but get it wrong by wearing a False Mullet.

There's the Mull-Dyke:
The DarkyMullet worn by Nigra's who want to be White:
And lets not forget the Mulletard:

Then you've got Mullets that are so unnatural it beggars belief:

The Goth Mullet:

The Tranny Mullet:

The Skullet:

Wtfullet:

The Deaner Wannabee:


So, be warned Brothers. The Mullet you see in front of you in Church may not be the Mullet you think it is.

Take a good look from the front, compare it with my pictures here and find out if It's Righteous or False.
If you discover more, please add them to this here Thread.

[Deaner]

Re: IS YOUR MULLET A RIGHTEOUS MULLET?

What's a mullet?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: IS YOUR MULLET A RIGHTEOUS MULLET?

Seems to be a fish, but why all those people above?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: IS YOUR MULLET A RIGHTEOUS MULLET?

I can't tell if these mullets are GODLY or not. All I know is I wouldn't want to be sitting behind them in Church or a movie.

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: IS YOUR MULLET A RIGHTEOUS MULLET?

I'm sorry I haven't been back for a couple of days.
There was a small misunderstanding with a couple of Law Enforcement Officers in a certain Rest Room.
I was doing my Godly Duty studying Homer activity through a GLORY Hole when these two crashed through my Cubicle door.
Of course, when I explained that I was merely doing my duty as a Christian, they eventually set me free.


Anyway, back to the business at hand..............

What's a mullet?

The Mullet is truly Christ's Hairstyle of choice.

Seems to be a fish, but why all those people above?

See, Brothers, It's a good job I've started this Thread.
It all comes down to information.
Get it wrong and you could be sitting right next to some UnGodly deviant pretending to be a Christian.
Sister Thumper spotted a False Mullet immediately.


With a Righteous Mullet you can not only Look Like Jesus but also wear your hair in a Biblical manner.

The Mullet is truly Christ's Hairstyle of choice.

Numbers 6:5
All the days of the vow of his separation there shall no razor come upon his head: until the days be fulfilled, in the which he separateth himself unto the LORD, he shall be holy, and shall let the locks of the hair of his head grow.

Song of Solomon 6:5
Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me: thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead.

Luke 12:7
But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

Obviously, the Lord feels very strongly that for a man to grow his hair to any length is an abomination. However, a Mullet is a different matter as it allows just the back to be grown therefore seperating from looking like a right Jessie:

1 Corinthians 11:14
Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?










Oh, my thanks to whoever paid my Fine.

[Talitha]

Re: IS YOUR MULLET A RIGHTEOUS MULLET?

Brother Baty, I think those Homers must have tried to set you up just like they did with Brother James
Look at those Puppy Dog eyes. How could they?
.

I just love a real Man with a True Christian™ Righteous Mullet.

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: IS YOUR MULLET A RIGHTEOUS MULLET?

Brother Baty, I think those Homers must have tried to set you up just like they did with Brother James
Look at those Puppy Dog eyes. How could they?
.

I just love a real Man with a True Christian™ Righteous Mullet.

Thank you for the kind words Taitha. Sadly I think you may be right.

Those Officers were obviously NOT Iowa's finest.
They called me all kinds of cruel things and it wasn't until i handed them my Bible that they changed their tune. I still Thank The Lord for the $500 that somehow found It's way between the pages of that Good Book.