[RandomHero]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Doesn't say anywhere about violence. QUOTED FOR FAIL!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

What gives YOU the right to hit a woman?

1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

[God's Ninja]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Wow....you people are screwed in the head alright.........

What gives YOU the right to hit a woman? You feel like a big man? Try that on someone your own size.

Your testicles should be removed, because we don't need your offspring plaguing this world!

[MyOpinion]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

You're deliberately misrepresenting my behaviour, you malicious little witch. I also allowed her to polish my Bible. Don't try and convince me that your heart doesn't beat a little faster at the thought of being permitted to rub a cloth over the cover of my Bible until it shines.

Clean it yourself.


[QUOTE=Brother Temperance;231059]Why would she have a right to defend herself? That just doesn't make any sense.[QUOTE]

Because its against the law and The Commandments of Jesus.

She should make you clean,

Does she clean on Sundays too?

Read Genesis C:

@Hermit - Women aren't witches
I believe in those day, they were considered witches were considered of pagan religion

@GOD=life - agreed

[Hermit]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

It is perfectly ok and acceptable to beat a woman 100% of the time. Cover them in bruises so they won't make your eyes have lustful thoughts. Beat them in the morning to remind them that it is their fault we were removed from the Garden of Eden. Beat them once before bed, as a lighter penance. All women are witches and guilty of glamour. According to Exodus they should be killed - and they would be if it were legal - not just beaten, however even the Almighty would not condone murder. Exodus 22:18 (KJV) "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

I rest my case.

[Still Undead]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

I don't understand, honestly.

There shouldn't be any question at all regarding this matter, for all who read their bibles assiduously.

After all, as can be gleaned from http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...unishment.html, our actions, as far as punishment is concerned, should be guided by zeal and righteousness.

However, at the same time, I do understand the plight of the OP (Brother Temperance).

True to his name, he wants to temper his temper. How utterly fascinating. And righteous. And zealous.

So, taking all of that into account and going back to the original question of the OP: "when is it OK to beat a woman?"

I say in all humility, righteousness and zealousness to you Brother Temperance: "beat a woman anytime the spirit comes upon you", for as already shown above, ye have not been found wanting, as ye are righteous and zealous both, traits which both justify ye wanting to inflict righteous punishment zealously.

Praised be!

Awesome Amen! :not worthy:

[Miscer]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

But when my woman doesn't make me a sandwhich when ordered, how else can I get the message across?

YOU MUST TEACH HER TO OBEY YOU, THIS CAN BE DONE BY PIITB.

[ChestRockwellTheMisc]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Only if it is to make sure they are not corrupted by unholy sources. even though they are lesser then man. We must be merciful.

But when my woman doesn't make me a sandwhich when ordered, how else can I get the message across?

[Miscer]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Only if it is to make sure they are not corrupted by unholy sources. even though they are lesser then man. We must be merciful.

[GOD=life]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Wat? No i stated before that i do it with prostitutes that do it for the fun of doing it.

Does the prostitute in question do it for fun too?

Do you try to help her in any way? Ask her if she has a Bible? Ask her if she has enough food? Ask her how she's doing?

That's the difference between you and a Christian. When a Christian goes to a prostitute, he does ask all those things.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

@Cranky Old Man : God didn't give me my brain. The Evolution did.

Thank you for proving to all of us evolution does not work.

[The Dribble]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Yeah, you're an Orthodox all right.

You guys respect women SO much, that you exploit vulnerable women with 4 kids for your own depraved sexual pleasures.

And of course your own immoral acts do not deter you to insults REAL Christians who treat their wives with the dignity and respect they deserve. And yes, sometimes they deserve a little beating, but nothing as sadistic as what you orthodox folks do.

Wat? No i stated before that i do it with prostitutes that do it for the fun of doing it.
@Cranky Old Man : God didn't give me my brain. The Evolution did.
Also : FFFFFUUUUU i received an infranction

[GOD=life]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

I'm an Orthodox. Because my father was Orthodox and the father of my father was an orthodox too and so on...

Yeah, you're an Orthodox all right.

You guys respect women SO much, that you exploit vulnerable women with 4 kids for your own depraved sexual pleasures.

And of course your own immoral acts do not deter you to insults REAL Christians who treat their wives with the dignity and respect they deserve. And yes, sometimes they deserve a little beating, but nothing as sadistic as what you orthodox folks do.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

You're hopeless.

Because I gather facts instead of copying the opinion of other people? Stop doing that and start using your own God given brain.

[The Dribble]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

But of course, everyone can see that just by looking into the sky.

You're hopeless.