[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Call me a permissive softie, but I don't believe in wife beating until the bones set from the previous beating. Until the bones are heal and the bruises fade, I keep my violent abuse verbal.

There are electrical options available Brother Worthington that if applied correctly leave no marks and if you soft restrain them they won't break any bones from the convulsing.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Take a good look at this face. This is a face that is deeply loved.

This woman's husband loved her enough to beat some sense into her. She talked out of Church Sunday and had to be put in her place. If he didn't love her enough to point out the error of her ways she probably would just keep doing it.....yap, yap, yap.

You know who needs a good back handing is Michelle OSambo. She never shut her yap. I think it's from being around Hilabeast Clinton for too long.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

You know who needs a good back handing is Michelle OSambo. She never shut her yap. I think it's from being around Hilabeast Clinton for too long.

That Obama nigress might be getting a Godly beating every day for all we know. I've heard the bucks like to rough up their women pretty good, only they do it for all the wrong reasons! It's not Colt 45, it's Isaiah 45:7!!!

The thing about the darkies is, the bruises just don't show up on them. At least that's been my experience.

[TC Patriot]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

My former pastor was a huge proponent of Christian Domestic Discipline CDD. He explained the meaning of the expression "rule of thumb" which states the rod that you beat your wife with should not be bigger around than the husband's thumb.

Even that chink Confucious said: "Woman like drum, for best results beat often."

Even the Mudslimes know enough to beat their wives. They even have TV shows on how to do it.

To answer the original question; a wife needs a beating whenever her husbands thinks she does.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

When you appoint her Secretary of State and she won't listen.

[TC Patriot]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

When you appoint her Secretary of State and she won't listen.

We all know Hellary beats Slick Willie and I would bet Miss Hell Osambo beats the skinny monkey Barack Hussien. Them big Nigra women are just like men.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

The thing about the darkies is, the bruises just don't show up on them. At least that's been my experience.

Try a longer bullwhip Pastor Zeke

[howaboutsomerespect]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Has your husband given you explicit, written permission to not just join our message board, but to read and post in the Men Only forum? Please visit our Introduction forum to introduce yourself.

Now if you'll excuse me, my husband - Mr. Whitford - has his belt out because I came in here to ask you those questions. Yes, I had his permission, but I still need to be punished anytime I come to this forum.

Is this entire website a joke? or just this section? I still have a lot of reading around to do... but some of the things I've read come off a little ridiculous at first sight.

I realize it is the law says it's wrong to beat a woman, as TRUE CHRISTIANS we are also required to obey the laws of the land.

Not to mention, most of this crazy irrational context comes out of the old testament.

I just can't see how it could possibly be alright to hit any woman. Spank or discipline, maybe... but hit? absolutely no way. correct me if I am wrong....

[Talitha]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Is this entire website a joke? or just this section? I still have a lot of reading around to do... but some of the things I've read come off a little ridiculous at first sight.

I realize it is the law says it's wrong to beat a woman, as TRUE CHRISTIANS we are also required to obey the laws of the land.

Not to mention, most of this crazy irrational context comes out of the old testament.

I just can't see how it could possibly be alright to hit any woman. Spank or discipline, maybe... but hit? absolutely no way. correct me if I am wrong....

You don't read The Bible do you?

Friend, I can assure you that all of this Website is as real as Jesus Christ.

You are wrong.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

You disgusting pervert

How dare you come to our Godly Forum™ spewing your filthy fantasies !

I just can't see how it could possibly be alright to hit any woman. Spank or discipline, maybe...

[howaboutsomerespect]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

You don't read The Bible do you?

Friend, I can assure you that all of this Website is as real as Jesus Christ.

You are wrong.

Oh, I know how real Jesus Christ, and the HOLY SPIRIT is. I don't question that. I question the integrity and true value of this website. Instead of saying "you are wrong" maybe you could respond with scripture? Of course, saying "you are wrong" is so much easier.

The bible doesn't condone beating women and neither do I, nor should any Christian.


Dear howaboutsomerespect,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Presuming to tell True Christians™ what God wants
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You are making a big mistake, friend. This is God's favorite forum, and our beliefs can be read HERE.

This website alone is NOT valid fellowship (from what I've been reading) and is actually blinding all of you from the actual truth. I am a Christian and that is why I am taking offense to a lot of the garbage on this forum.

Rather than barging right in and spew hatred, why not act like Jesus would want and offer praise to Him? Please go to the "introduction" section of our forum and tell us about yourself. I'd love to hear your testimony.

First off, I have already dedicated my entire life to my God. I was going to post an introduction but I wanted to get a feel for this site first. Spewing hatred? Get a grip man! Honestly, what do you call what you are doing?

Your username is offensive. I'd like to know why you chose it.

Why does my username seem offensive to you? We are all supposed to love and respect one another, Brother.

And not to change the topic but why so many trademark symbols throughout the site? Do you think it makes you look cool or something? Hooray, you know how to install vbulletin and add a few vbulletin.org mods and a really badly designed header... congrats mr. cool guy

I'm afraid something needs done about this website. It's sad you call yourself "True Christians", like you are the only people going to heaven or something. A (Christ)ian is someone who believes in the teachings of Jesus Christ. You are a moron! You are misleading people and you need to rethink your actions.

A simple search reveals that it isn't even a legal trademark. That would be a LIE. LIAR! Let me guess, you people skipped past the part where it says thou shall not lie? LOL!

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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

I will be passing this entire thread onto my Church. Maybe I could even submit a press release and get you some major media attention. That's exactly what this website needs in my most humble opinion.


Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=270884

[howaboutsomerespect]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Oh, I know how real Jesus Christ, and the HOLY SPIRIT is. I don't question that. I question the integrity and true value of this website. Instead of saying "you are wrong" maybe you could respond with scripture? Of course, saying "you are wrong" is so much easier.

The bible doesn't condone beating women and neither do I, nor should any Christian.


Dear howaboutsomerespect,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Presuming to tell True Christians™ what God wants
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You are making a big mistake, friend. This is God's favorite forum, and our beliefs can be read HERE.

This website alone is NOT valid fellowship (from what I've been reading) and is actually blinding all of you from the actual truth. I am a Christian and that is why I am taking offense to a lot of the garbage on this forum.

Rather than barging right in and spew hatred, why not act like Jesus would want and offer praise to Him? Please go to the "introduction" section of our forum and tell us about yourself. I'd love to hear your testimony.

First off, I have already dedicated my entire life to my God. I was going to post an introduction but I wanted to get a feel for this site first. Spewing hatred? Get a grip man! Honestly, what do you call what you are doing?

Your username is offensive. I'd like to know why you chose it.

Why does my username seem offensive to you? We are all supposed to love and respect one another, Brother.

And not to change the topic but why so many trademark symbols throughout the site? Do you think it makes you look cool or something? Hooray, you know how to install vbulletin and add a few vbulletin.org mods and a really badly designed header... congrats mr. cool guy

I'm afraid something needs done about this website. It's sad you call yourself "True Christians", like you are the only people going to heaven or something. A (Christ)ian is someone who believes in the teachings of Jesus Christ. You are a moron! You are misleading people and you need to rethink your actions.

A simple search reveals that it isn't even a legal trademark. That would be a LIE. LIAR! Let me guess, you people skipped past the part where it says thou shall not lie? LOL!

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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

I will be passing this entire thread onto my Church. Maybe I could even submit a press release and get you some major media attention. That's exactly what this website needs in my most humble opinion.


Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=270884

Actually, after reading this again.. I'd like to apologize for the following statements above: mormon *typo: moron.

and poking fun for the TM with my "cool guy" statement. What I meant to say was, "makes you look official"... but it is still technically a lie, is it not?

You know they say two wrongs never make a right.. but when you really think about that statement... I think in this particular instance, it may simply not apply.


I understand the introduction process of this site is so that people are not misjudged. And the "unknown" are simply put into a certain user group until they are "safe" to be respected. I don't really agree with it but I know how hard it is to keep a forum on topic and uncluttered... so I understand. What I don't agree with is the name of the category... And how people are so rude to everyone, just because they don't know if they are a Christian or not.

You see, what you should worry about is how people interpret this website. The image that some people are receiving isn't very great. It's NOT the message that is wrong, it's how it is said - and how what is said lines up with todays level of consciousness and understanding, as apposed to when the bible was written.

It actually kind of contribute to giving Christianity a bad name. That is why it is important to go at things from a different angle.

The end is definitely near. I feel it in my heart. When I look at the weary sky and feel the shift of energy, the feeling takes over my entire body. I respect anyone who believes in Christ, who lives honorably for him and I really hope I see all of you in heaven.

Please accept my apologies for going a little overboard in my statements. I just strongly encourage you to take some time to think about how the LOST (and searching) would perceive this website. It's important that this site doesn't alter the face of our Lord. Even though I understand that you clearly do not have bad intentions. Therefore I am sorry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Are on drugs lady?

[Nobar King]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

[Shameless attack followed by shameless attack] Therefore I am sorry.

Your apology is noted.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

The bible doesn't condone beating women and neither do I, nor should any Christian.

The Bible doesn't have to be explicit here. It IS explicit that women are the property of men. You can buy them, sell them, toss them out, whip 'em up if they aren't working hard enough, or even take them back to their family and demand a refund if you aren't satisfied....just like Walmart.

What's the problem?