[AngelinaTinker]

when is it OK to beat a woman?

oh, that is so cool! what about me? what do u know about me?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: The story of Nancy and Cody.

He happened to Google this exact phrase. "SARAH PALIN NUDE".

He must have been quite "worked up", so to speak, to have shouted at Google like that -- what a dirty little bugger.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

oh, that is so cool! what about me? what do u know about me?

You look nothing like Angelina Jolie, and 'Tinker' is derived from the old English 'Tinkles'; bestowed upon your family due to every member suffering incontinence.

Uncanny, isn't it.

[Wide-Open]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

oh, that is so cool! what about me? what do u know about me?

We do currently not have a reason to investigate your files, as you have not threatened us.

Yet.

[AngelinaTinker]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

You look nothing like Angelina Jolie, and 'Tinker' is derived from the old English 'Tinkles'; bestowed upon your family due to every member suffering incontinence.
Uncanny, isn't it.

now pardon me but I never said that i was Angelina Jolie. And by Tinker I meant the little fairy.

[Bob4God]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Reading the posts of the unsaved in this thread makes my stomach turn.

Mayangel, avenger, and their bastard child are pushing their way to the front of the line to get into hell. There is no hope for their future generations, which is GOD's way of making absolutely sure nobody unworthy enters Heaven: Deuteronomy 23:2

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

So unless more than ten generations go by, none of yours will see Heaven! PRAISE GOD!

[mayangel67]

Re: The story of Nancy and Cody.

Yeah, he's CALLED Nancy, but that's really HER name. She won't be back and she will never know that we can read the drive of her computer and even listen to the conversation in the house when she is connected to us, so telling this won't matter. Here's what happened.

Cody-the-bastard child was surfing the Internet, but not for anything Christian! He happened to Google this exact phrase. "SARAH PALIN NUDE".

Naturally the Department of Faith computer redirected him to us for counseling and rehabilitation before he goes blind from Onanism. But he is a rude backsassing little heathen and was banned as soon as we found out he is a bastard and a self-abuser and thus not allowed into church. Of course by then, the government had compromised his computer, so when Nancy logged back on from the same computer, her entire profile came up. (I hope Cody knows how to delete his searches. Some of them weren't very Christian.)

Next comes Nancy. AKA Nancy A. E--. Born in May '67; used to be a goth stoner in Colorado (I won't bore you to death with Cody's relationship to Mickey Gilley). We haven't checked to see whether or not she stopped smoking. She probably did because she's porked up a bit lot since 2002.

Why an illiterate woman like that from <snip>, Pennsylvania who cannot spell or punctuate would come into a church and start arguing against the Bible is beyond me, but I expect she is a LDS or Pennycostal; anyway she is certainly something GOD hates. We are all sorry that she was born deaf in her left ear, but that's GOD'S WRATH!

The live-in boyfriend "avenger" is really a dork named Rob (probably a reference to how he earns his living) who jumped in and started making threats, which we take seriously. We hate to be threatened, and when we are, we look at the records and see who did it.

We never threaten ANYONE! We live bright in JESUS' light! But a couple of anti-Landover websites which I won't name because their owners met gruesome and untimely accidental deaths, no longer exist. As we reported several years ago...the evening of June 20, 2003 to be exact, one poor man was accidentally turned to jelly by a runaway semi-truck on his nightly walk to the liquor store for a quart of gin. Sadly, his two poodles could not be identified in the resulting mayhem. The truck didn't stop and was never identified. A horrible accident! So kids, don't let this happen to you! Look in both directions before you cross the street and stay off sidewalks. Accidents happen!

As a courtesy, because Cody is fifteen, I have intentionally redacted Nancy, Cody and Rob's last names and their current address, their personal information, driver's license and criminal records and Cody's birth certificate. They don't have passports. While these are mostly all public records available to anyone, we use discretion here at Landover.

But we did keep a DOF tap open to their computer, so the next time any of them (especially Cody) go looking for porn, we'll feel obliged to notify the authorities where he keeps his dope. I can tell you that Cody had better start doing a LOT better in school or he will end up like his mother and her temporary live-in fornicator. She's like a revolving door, and we have names. I also suggest that if anyone in the neighborhood is pretending to be a Christian and cheating on welfare, they might want to be careful.

I'm not accusing anyone in particular, I'm just sayin'.

I have news for every one who looks at this post! theses people are not true christians they are an atheist cult led by Chris Harper,these people spread hate and lies across the internet to hurt christians,no one needs to even come to this site as there are high officials out there at this very moment working to shut this site down.You atheist scum have crossed the line by delving into my familys backround,That is a true threat and invasion of my privacy,although half of what these scums dug up on me and mine is false,they are afraid because we know who they are!!!!! repeat these people are A-T-H-I-E-S-T using god to spread their hate of christians led by a man named C-H-R-I-S H-A-R-P-E-R they are a cult they have broke the law with death threats and they know to much about our family etc,so they must have gotten into our private files which is illegal without our consent first which they DID NOT HAVE!!!!plus MORE THAN HALF OF WHAT THEY DUG UP IS NOT TRUE understand where they are in the wrong?you do dont you?THEY MAKE UP MEANINGLESS LIES TO TRY TO GET PEOPLE WITH DOUBTS ABOUT CHRISTIANS TO TURN AWAY FROM REAL CHRISTIANS AND BELIEVE THEM TURNING YOU INTO AN A-T-H-I-E-S-T the proper authorities have been notified and are working on it as we speak......another name for these people is A-M-E-R-I-C-H-R-I-S-T they try to block out that word thats why im spacing like that DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT FALL FOR THESE
A-T-H-I-E-S-T LIES OF THESE POOR UNHOLY SOULS.they created this site to commit hate crimes towards the real true christians and all other races and religions of the planet EXCEPT A-T-H-I-E-S-T i thank you for your time..........mayangel67

[mayangel67]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

they are led by a man named C-H-R-I-S H-A-R-P-E-R NOT "Pastor Deacon Fred"

[Nobar King]

Re: The story of Nancy and Cody.

How much of that information is not true? The DOF puts a lot of effort into their investigations; I suspect that you're just trying to deny the things you are embarrassed about.

[mayangel67]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

NOBAR,WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOUR AN ATHIEST! I KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE NOW,I CAN RESEARCH TOO,THERE IS MORE ABOUT YOU PEOPLE ALL OVER THE INTERNET,I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO NOT COMMUNICATE ANY LONGER WITH YOU PEOPLE. YOU PEOPLE ARE LIKE POISON TO MY SOUL AND YOU ARE WORTHLESS!

[Wide-Open]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Sure Nancy-Boy, we are atheists.

My golly.

That's why we put all this time into spreading the True Word of the Lord?

Same player shoots again (and that doesn't mean you Rob, a.k.a. Robin The Liquer Store). Batteries not included. This bag of nuts may contain nuts.

Please.

Try to make some sense.

For once.

Try reading the Bible. As long as you don't understand the soothing voice of Jesus, you are DAMNED!

Now Miss "let's fuck around".

Can you show us ONE VERSE where we are not following His True Word. Just ONE VERSE!

I DARE YOU!!!!!

And BTW, instead of flaming us on OUR GODLY FORUM: ask yer son why he searched for nude Sarah Palin pics. Mind you, it could have been Rob... the DoF doesn't know for sure. But ONE OF THEM DID!

Don't you salad bar "Christians" love to talk about "beams in eyes"?

We, hussy, know the Bible. Inside out. The whole Bible, not just the few verses illiterate <swear word deleted by JesOS®> like you once imagined to have heard, kinda.

READ THE BIBLE YOU HARLOT!

[AngelinaTinker]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Amen! Finally someone tells the truth! haha I found out everything this morning... and I mean like around 4:00am. mayangel I truly admire you! I wish I could be more like you but like your son said "I am who I am"

[AngelinaTinker]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Can you show us ONE VERSE where we are not following His True Word. Just ONE VERSE!

Someone found out that women do have a soul earlier. But you people banned him and erased his post.

[mayangel67]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Sure Nancy-Boy, we are atheists.

My golly.

That's why we put all this time into spreading the True Word of the Lord?

Same player shoots again (and that doesn't mean you Rob, a.k.a. Robin The Liquer Store). Batteries not included. This bag of nuts may contain nuts.

Please.

Try to make some sense.

For once.

Try reading the Bible. As long as you don't understand the soothing voice of Jesus, you are DAMNED!

Now Miss "let's fuck around".

Can you show us ONE VERSE where we are not following His True Word. Just ONE VERSE!

I DARE YOU!!!!!

And BTW, instead of flaming us on OUR GODLY FORUM: ask yer son why he searched for nude Sarah Palin pics. Mind you, it could have been Rob... the DoF doesn't know for sure. But ONE OF THEM DID!

Don't you salad bar "Christians" love to talk about "beams in eyes"?

We, hussy, know the Bible. Inside out. The whole Bible, not just the few verses illiterate <swear word deleted by JesOS®> like you once imagined to have heard, kinda.

READ THE BIBLE YOU HARLOT!

ok fine by me

Genesis 6:13
13 So God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth.

so god hates violence and threatened to kill us for it thats why noah built the ark so that clean souls and animals could repopulate the earth want any more?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO NOT COMMUNICATE ANY LONGER WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Praise God that your husband finally came into the room and gained control of you.