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  • _JEEBUSLVR_
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2008
    • 7

    #61
    Re: short skirts and trousers

    What are you talking about, short skirts?! Are you telling me you men don't like it when a woman bends over and you can see her ass? Liars, the lot of you.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #62
      Re: short skirts and trousers

      That's all you got? (please excuse my vernacular expression).
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • _JEEBUSLVR_
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2008
        • 7

        #63
        Re: short skirts and trousers

        Ever hear this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0Totally random. I just like fighting with senseless Christians.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #64
          Re: short skirts and trousers

          Originally posted by _JEEBUSLVR_ View Post
          Ever hear this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0Totally random. I just like fighting with senseless Christians.


          Wake me up if you come up with something interesting.
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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #65
            Re: short skirts and trousers

            Originally posted by Miss Abigail View Post
            you mean short like this


            Are those boxes of Otterpops in the background? I sure wish I had me some Otterpops down here. Otterpops are great. And unless I'm mistaken, that looks like a bulk pack of Goldfish Crackers just at the edge of the frame to the right. I LOVE Goldfish Crackers!

            I'm really getting tired of canned peaches, canned beets, and rocksalt.

            What were we talking about?
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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #66
              Re: short skirts and trousers

              Here's a Japanese document to help you determine proper skirt length. Your skirt is TOO SHORT if the panties can be seen from a seated position five feet from your partner.


              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324

                #67
                Re: short skirts and trousers

                It's too short if your ankles can be seen from 12 inches away!!!
                Typical Jap perversions!
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #68
                  Re: short skirts and trousers

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Here's a Japanese document to help you determine proper skirt length. Your skirt is TOO SHORT if the panties can be seen from a seated position five feet from your partner.


                  That's from a famous Jap dating guide. It describes how they can tell if they're looking at a male or female.

                  Over there, it's very hard to tell.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Brother Lazarus
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 1062

                    #69
                    Re: short skirts and trousers

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    That's from a famous Jap dating guide. It describes how they can tell if they're looking at a male or female.

                    Over there, it's very hard to tell.
                    This alone justifies Harry Truman the Great's decision to nuke the Japs not just once, but twice!

                    Yours in Christ
                    Brother Lazarus
                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                    • Sixtha
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 65

                      #70
                      Re: short skirts and trousers

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      That's from a famous Jap dating guide. It describes how they can tell if they're looking at a male or female.

                      Over there, it's very hard to tell.
                      Your knowledges keep suprising me very much every time.

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                      • nelsonclassic
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 1

                        #71
                        Re: short skirts and trousers

                        Hello friend,
                        Well.. that depends on the occasion and personal choice, if women wants to wear then she can wear, but she should not be forced for that....
                        Second thing which is important for me in wearing any dress is whether it suits to a person or not,if it suits to her personality then she should definitely wear it, otherwise avoid wearing that, as we all know that everything doesn't suits to everybody.


                        Regards,
                        Nelson
                        [Satanic Link removed]

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22916

                          #72
                          Re: short skirts and trousers

                          You seem to be proposing that a woman can do as she wishes except when it contradicts your idea of fashion.

                          As God's idea of fashion is supreme; yours is worthless.

                          I would ask you to think about that and do a little praying to Jesus.
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                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #73
                            Re: short skirts and trousers

                            Originally posted by nelsonclassic View Post
                            Hello friend,
                            Well.. that depends on the occasion and personal choice, if women wants to wear then she can wear, but she should not be forced for that....
                            Second thing which is important for me in wearing any dress is whether it suits to a person or not,if it suits to her personality then she should definitely wear it, otherwise avoid wearing that, as we all know that everything doesn't suits to everybody.
                            Can we get that in English?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Godlovesally
                              Unsaved trash, Teenaged lesbian troll
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 17

                              #74
                              Re: short skirts and trousers

                              If you don't hate Jesus, why have not accepted him into your heart?


                              The Jesus debate doesn't require you to like him. I think that if Jesus did what the bible said he did he was a good man. I for one haven accepted him "into my heart" because I am not convinced that he A)was real was the son of a god C)that god is real. I like Santa Claus but I don't think he's real either.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #75
                                Re: short skirts and trousers

                                Originally posted by Godlovesally View Post
                                If you don't hate Jesus, why have not accepted him into your heart?


                                The Jesus debate doesn't require you to like him. I think that if Jesus did what the bible said he did he was a good man. I for one haven accepted him "into my heart" because I am not convinced that he A)was real was the son of a god C)that god is real. I like Santa Claus but I don't think he's real either.
                                I can't wait to watch you burn in hell, harlot!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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