No, I Am NOT Obsessed

[BrotherLarry]

While I shall not mention who did this, one of the brothers of the church sent me a private message implying that I was obsessed with homers and sure spent a lot of time with them. A secondary implication was that perhaps I was myself a homer and that I was only hiding it under the guise of ministry. To this, I say:

Pshaw!

If I were of the gaywise persuasion, would not experts in this area such as Pastor Zeke, Brother Porter, Dr. Niles, Bubba Buck, and Brother Bathfire already have identified it and called me out? Can anyone point to anything I've ever said that would even give a hint of homerism?

While I know the vast majority of you are fully aware of my true nature, I just had to post this to reinforce it. As a Godly, handsome, well built, strong and intelligent certified equine gnathologist and impending doctorate holder in Creation Science, I set myself before my Jesus and invite further investigation of my person by any True Christian™ male who wants to investigate me in a further investigation. I am what I am, and I will survive. Glory!

[Nobar King]

Re: No, I Am NOT Obsessed

I thought the story was going to be about President Trump! I am obsessed with him. Everything he touches turns to gold. I can't wait to see what he does next.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: No, I Am NOT Obsessed

I can only intrude that Bro. Larry has always acted with the utmost propriety and is a true gentleman.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: No, I Am NOT Obsessed

Ti:1:15: Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.
Ti:1:16: They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate.

M't:5:11: Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

If anyone accuses me of anything at all, I find these above verses are the Godly equivalent of "No, you are!"

[Des]

Re: No, I Am NOT Obsessed

I too have had baseless accusations hurled against me, Brother Larry. Someone here, not saying who, wrote me with the suggestion that I suffer from 'Yellow Fever' because I pursue studies of the godless Asiatic culture in order to better bring them into the light of Jesus Christ. While there may be one or two gooks running around my house, they are virtually indistinguishable from Messicants which as you all know are a time-honored housekeeping tradition down in Texas. As they both speak an unfathomable language, having them as servants simply makes me feel more at home.


The filthy minds of some people never ceases to amaze me. Why if they would only spend half the time praying that they spend in gossip and mudslinging they might yet find their way through the pearly gates. Glory!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: No, I Am NOT Obsessed

I too have had baseless accusations hurled against me, Brother Larry. Someone here, not saying who, wrote me with the suggestion that I suffer from 'Yellow Fever' because I pursue studies of the godless Asiatic culture in order to better bring them into the light of Jesus Christ. While there may be one or two gooks running around my house, they are virtually indistinguishable from Messicants which as you all know are a time-honored housekeeping tradition down in Texas. As they both speak an unfathomable language, having them as servants simply makes me feel more at home.


The filthy minds of some people never ceases to amaze me. Why if they would only spend half the time praying that they spend in gossip and mudslinging they might yet find their way through the pearly gates. Glory!

Brother Des,


I shall pray for you and against those who condemn you or accuse you. I hope you will shew unto me the selfsame. I can't imagine anyone thinking you have an affinity for any of the lesser races. Since my arrival here, you have shown yourself to be a model of decorum and propriety and your manhood is not to be doubted. Your natural affections are quite apparent. If one searches your past posts, one finds....um...well, who has the time to do that, anyway?


Your friend in Jesus,
BrotherLarry

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: No, I Am NOT Obsessed

I am what I am, and I will survive. Glory!

Exactly, it's not your fault you were born hating gays.