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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2266

    #1

    Important News Story, Men #metoo

    This news story is either fake or way overblown.


    While I know Landover has no need for concern, it is a problem when good men in the Baptist Church are being accused of abuse and mistreatment of the weaker gender.


    I'm sure it is a few women's libbers who have infiltrated the church, complaining about discipline while refusing to submit to their husbands. I am so glad my ministry keeps me away from womenfolk as I can see they are nothing but trouble. I would much rather spend time with my manly, no-nonsense homer men who aren't always trying to cry foul in the course of normal, everyday relationships. Glory to His Name, men are bowing down every day thanks to my loving guidance.


    It would be a great time to keep your women at home, brothers. Those of you who gave permission for them to attend these meetings should likely revoke that permission now. Last thing we need is a Landover scandal.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22900

    #2
    Re: Important News Story, Men #metoo

    Your link takes me to a site that clearly states
    A series of sexual misconduct cases has prompted the Southern Baptist Convention's socially conservative, all-male leadership to seek forgiveness for the ill treatment of women and vow to combat it.
    This is the very attitude that led to the split between Independent or Landmark Baptists (Landover) and the soft, lying, heretical sect that still blasphemously retains the word "Baptist" in their title.


    The only way to treat women is well laid out in KJV1611: they are the absolute property of men and one deals with one's property in "a manner fitting unto the Lord."


    We do not deal with anything so as to please soft lieberals, demoncrats, #metoo haridans, the snivelling sycophants of the legions of the politically correct, selfish minorities, the godless, or anyone one else who thinks that "Freedom of Speech" means freedom to deviate from the Way of The Lord!

    As soon as Pastor Flint gets back from North Korea, I will be issuing an instruction to the congregation that, on pain of shunning, no contact shall be made with any Southern Baptist.

    2Co:6:15: And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Important News Story, Men #metoo

      Women are simple creatures. To satisfy one, all you have to do is have a man near by that they can cook and clean up after. Like a retriever who has life meaning only when on the hunt and retrieving game, a woman needs a man in her life to have value and feel worthwhile. Women forget this (that do not have the memory of a good hunting dog) and jostling their memory from time to time to remind them of how much the men in their life care is needed.

      1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
      1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.


      Gosh, I just realized it has been nearly a year, my wife, Mrs.Hutchins (you may remember her, I am not sure I do) disappeared without a trace. I guess I should contact the insurance company and make the claim. I'll let Miss Cookie in the Church office know so I can provide 10% of the policy payout as a token Tithe (in addition to my regular gifts to God's Work™)
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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