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Ladies of Landover! Do not read this post! If you have inadvertantly clicked on it, hit your Godly 'BACK' buttoin immediately! This is maybe the worst thing I have ever seen in my life! I have inserted some spaces for your safety!
Men, have your KJV1611's handy, maybe even two! I was lucky that I had my Bible tote strapped to me when I discovered this!
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Do not click this Satanic Link!!!
I cannot believe what I have just discovered on the World Wide Internets. I am in complete shock! This book claims to be about Christian Sex Secrets! What a disgusting title! Sex Skills for the Christian Husband! This is certainly the work of Satan! Just look at some of the pornographic subjects covered! And this is only a sample of what is on this horrible website. Please, if you must click the link, pray to Jesus for strength!
What?!? I tell what the Bible says about it, it's flat out wrong! Hello! Onan anyone?
What does that even mean? When a man "releases" (pardon me for being so graphic here) inside his Godly wife, it is to create Soldiers for Christ! How could it be too quick? The quicker the better, I say. It's embarassing enough to have to do it at all! And why would I apologize to a woman about anything anyway???
Again, this is Blasphemy! What would be the point? And the horrible 'E' word describing a man "afflicted" down there is all over this horrible web page! It almost to disgusting for words!
It is just so incredibly pornographic and disgusting! Using words like "length" to . . .uhhhh . . . I almost can't think straight I am so flustered. Why would you want your good Christian wife to have to deal with anything any "bigger"? She is already having to deal with the act itself, why would . . . I just don't get it.
ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH! I don't even want to know what or "where" that could possibly be!
My mind is absolutely reeling! I have to go get some air . . . it's all just too horrible for words! This can't be legal, can it? It's where pee comes out! And all that awful . . .ohhh my Lord . . . hair . . .dear Lord help me, I have to go lie down.
Men, have your KJV1611's handy, maybe even two! I was lucky that I had my Bible tote strapped to me when I discovered this!
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Do not click this Satanic Link!!!
I cannot believe what I have just discovered on the World Wide Internets. I am in complete shock! This book claims to be about Christian Sex Secrets! What a disgusting title! Sex Skills for the Christian Husband! This is certainly the work of Satan! Just look at some of the pornographic subjects covered! And this is only a sample of what is on this horrible website. Please, if you must click the link, pray to Jesus for strength!
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