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  • Billy Ram
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    • Jan 2009
    • 220

    #166
    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

    Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
    In our country, the beating of women is illegal. Therefore, the police will have fun kicking you in jail.

    This all has to be some sort of joke, because that "URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??" thing sounds pretty made up to me. AIDS doesnt travel through the air, numbnuts. In case you people were serious about that stuff.
    I'm not so sure about that. My friends at work won't eat at the KFC in the queer part of town, they swear the HIV will fly straight onto your snak pak.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #167
      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

      Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
      No reply? IS this some sort of joke? An honest question. No sarcasm, no nothing. IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?
      You might want to take a look at THIS thread, designed to answer such questions from new posters such as yourself.

      I'm not sure how you find the Holy Bible a "joke."
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Billy Ram
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        • Jan 2009
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        #168
        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

        Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
        No reply? IS this some sort of joke? An honest question. No sarcasm, no nothing. IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?
        It's not a joke. But if it was you sure would look like a clown.

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        • Wikdsnipe
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          • Jan 2009
          • 37

          #169
          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          You might want to take a look at THIS thread, designed to answer such questions from new posters such as yourself.

          I'm not sure how you find the Holy Bible a "joke."

          You people disgust me. This... This whole website is full of insane theories and discussions that turn my stomach. This is sickening, honestly. Beating wives, theories that gays are monsters that only want to rape people? You are the most paranoid bunch of religious people I have ever met. Have fun with Satan.
          Ex. 21:22: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart [from her], and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges [determine].

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          • Billy Ram
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            #170
            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

            Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
            You people disgust me. This... This whole website is full of insane theories and discussions that turn my stomach. This is sickening, honestly. Beating wives, theories that gays are monsters that only want to rape people? You are the most paranoid bunch of religious people I have ever met. Have fun with Satan.
            I think you secretly enjoy it. You've been here quite some time. How about you get on your knees and let Jesus love come all over you.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #171
              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

              Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
              You people disgust me. This... This whole website is full of insane theories and discussions that turn my stomach. This is sickening, honestly. Beating wives, theories that gays are monsters that only want to rape people? You are the most paranoid bunch of religious people I have ever met. Have fun with Satan.
              Have you ever actually studied the Holy Bible?

              Have you bothered to read THIS thread (that I referred you to earlier) for nOOb questions?

              I'm not sure where you get the idea that Christianity is a "sick, insane" idea.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Wikdsnipe
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                • Jan 2009
                • 37

                #172
                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
                I think you secretly enjoy it. You've been here quite some time. How about you get on your knees and let Jesus love come all over you.

                Your "Bible" (or Satanic Worship Book as I want to call it...) is a joke. Beating women is not the way to have a good relationship. Bruises are unattractive, and medical bills are expensive. And all in all, you would probably lose your wife.
                Ex. 21:22: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart [from her], and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges [determine].

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #173
                  Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                  Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
                  Your "Bible" (or Satanic Worship Book as I want to call it...) is a joke. Beating women is not the way to have a good relationship. Bruises are unattractive, and medical bills are expensive. And all in all, you would probably lose your wife.
                  Then may I ask why you are here? This is a Christian forum designed to praise Jesus, not your personal toilet.

                  Go peddle your hatred elsewhere. We have chosen to follow Jesus.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother_Percy
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                    • May 2008
                    • 1359

                    #174
                    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                    Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
                    Beating women is not the way to have a good relationship.
                    That is utter nonsense! How else do you expect your woman to be obediant and submissive?? Because let me tell you, women who are undisciplined are given to idle chatter, day dreaming, gossip mongering, flights of fancy, and silly talk. This has to be beaten out of them at the first opportunity, first by her father, then by her husband. You don't want your wife thinking her dreams are actually important??

                    It is her place to look after the children, to make sure she has a decent meal prepared for you upon your return from work, and to do everything in her power to make you happy. You don't want her to start thinking about going to fancy Colleges or getting a man's job, because I think we all know were that leads. Broken families, fatherless children, ruined marriages - all this the Fem-Nazi ideology. Women's rights?? Women have the right to obey their Husbands, that's the only rights they need. Trust me. Stick around, you might actually learn something here.

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                    • Billy Ram
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                      • Jan 2009
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                      #175
                      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                      Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                      That is utter nonsense! How else do you expect your woman to be obediant and submissive?? Because let me tell you, women who are undisciplined are given to idle chatter, day dreaming, gossip mongering, flights of fancy, and silly talk. This has to be beaten out of them at the first opportunity, first by her father, then by her husband. You don't want your wife thinking her dreams are actually important??

                      It is her place to look after the children, to make sure she has a decent meal prepared for you upon your return from work, and to do everything in her power to make you happy. You don't want her to start thinking about going to fancy Colleges or getting a man's job, because I think we all know were that leads. Broken families, fatherless children, ruined marriages - all this the Fem-Nazi ideology. Women's rights?? Women have the right to obey their Husbands, that's the only rights they need. Trust me. Stick around, you might actually learn something here.
                      Amen, Brother Percy, Amen. God's ways are just so much better. Great post.

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                      • Wikdsnipe
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                        • Jan 2009
                        • 37

                        #176
                        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                        Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
                        Amen, Brother Percy, Amen. God's ways are just so much better. Great post.

                        My GOD you people are ignorant. Can't you see that a woman is a human too? Just like us, your "God" put women here to live lives the way everyone else does. This is NOT God's way of doing things, he made animals for us to eat and yet you treat your pets better than your women! Women are human! Animals were put here to eat, and be eaten. God loves all of His creatures, man or woman, and I'm sure he doesn't want us beating them no matter what the "reward," as you would call it. That isn't a safe relationship. She lives in fear all her life. What if you were in her position. What if you were born a woman. You had a 50/50 chance of living a life of fear, if you stuck with this silly blasphemy of a religion. Move on from these lies, and treat your women with respect! Your arguments aren't proving your point. I WANT my women to have daydreams. I WANT my women to live normal lives. I WANT my women to be happy. And as long as they are, I'm happy and I don't feel as though i have to beat them.
                        Ex. 21:22: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart [from her], and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges [determine].

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                        • SayvedByTheLord
                          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 3151

                          #177
                          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                          You seem to have a great deal of pent up hostility about the fact you are retarded female. Jesus sent you here for a purpose and we will do our best to guide you. Please read the KJV1611 and then return.

                          Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
                          My GOD you people are ignorant. Can't you see that a woman is a human too? Just like us, your "God" put women here to live lives the way everyone else does. This is NOT God's way of doing things, he made animals for us to eat and yet you treat your pets better than your women! Women are human! Animals were put here to eat, and be eaten. God loves all of His creatures, man or woman, and I'm sure he doesn't want us beating them no matter what the "reward," as you would call it. That isn't a safe relationship. She lives in fear all her life. What if you were in her position. What if you were born a woman. You had a 50/50 chance of living a life of fear, if you stuck with this silly blasphemy of a religion. Move on from these lies, and treat your women with respect! Your arguments aren't proving your point. I WANT my women to have daydreams. I WANT my women to live normal lives. I WANT my women to be happy. And as long as they are, I'm happy and I don't feel as though i have to beat them.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • Billy Ram
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                            #178
                            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                            Originally posted by Wikdsnipe View Post
                            My GOD you people are ignorant. Can't you see that a woman is a human too? Just like us, your "God" put women here to live lives the way everyone else does. This is NOT God's way of doing things, he made animals for us to eat and yet you treat your pets better than your women! Women are human! Animals were put here to eat, and be eaten. God loves all of His creatures, man or woman, and I'm sure he doesn't want us beating them no matter what the "reward," as you would call it. That isn't a safe relationship. She lives in fear all her life. What if you were in her position. What if you were born a woman. You had a 50/50 chance of living a life of fear, if you stuck with this silly blasphemy of a religion. Move on from these lies, and treat your women with respect! Your arguments aren't proving your point. I WANT my women to have daydreams. I WANT my women to live normal lives. I WANT my women to be happy. And as long as they are, I'm happy and I don't feel as though i have to beat them.
                            Wikdsnipe, good to see your back. You ready to get saved my friend. Praise Jesus.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #179
                              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                              as long as they are, I'm happy and I don't feel as though i have to beat them.
                              You have some serious issues, Larry.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Wikdsnipe
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                                • Jan 2009
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                                #180
                                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                I can't believe that you people DARE to call yourselves "Christians." Demons is more like it. I was born a man, thank you very much, and I very much plan to stay a man. You call women retarded as if being a woman is a defect. That is sickening, absolutely disgusting. Think like that, and you will get nowhere in life. Racist, sacreligious, and sexist is all this religion is. You aren't following Jesus. You are following a 2000 year old book of lies that some drunk lunatic wrote.

                                Read the REAL Bible, and you might learn a thing or two. The REAL Christian Bible.
                                Ex. 21:22: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart [from her], and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges [determine].

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