[Irishalcoholic]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I do in fact have a job, though I'm hard pressed to call getting paid to drive around all day in Maseratis, Porches, BMWs etc "work." It just so happens that today is Sunday, my God given day of rest, though why I'm squandering my precious time bantering back and forth with you mis-guided imbeciles is truly a mistery...

The last thing we need is "American" education, and I did not request any. As for "spelling errors" such as "realised" and "industrialised," count on the Yankees to replace an "s" with a "z" to try and distance themselves from the British, who invented the language in the first place.

I would love to sit here and continue this foolish debate with you racist, sexist, hypocritical cretins, however I have more important things to do with my day off, such as getting my "knob polished" (oral sex for the un-educated "American" masses) and engaging in pre-marital relations with my girlfriend, following every position listed in the Kama Sutra.

Good Day.

[Billy Ram]

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I was wondering where you went. I assumed it was the beer store.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Notice that my spelling and grammar are perfect, yet I have been drinking steadily since 9:00 this morning.

I have more important things to do with my day off, such as getting my "knob polished" (oral sex for the un-educated "American" masses) and engaging in pre-marital relations with my girlfriend, following every position listed in the Kama Sutra.

Oh, how dreadful for your girlfriend, having to fend off your boozy, fumbling advances. On the bright side, you'll probably fall asleep before she does, which no doubt will be something of a novelty.

[Internal Pain]

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You do not have the right to hit her - EVER.

I firmly disagree. I think you should always beat your wife. She is yours, it says so by walking down the aisle.

[Ephialtes]

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Okay guys im married to a Taiwanesse girl and im totally Christian and she is blasphemy deleted can I smak her around to make her become christian or make sex with her until she Shout im god ?!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I do in fact have a job, though I'm hard pressed to call getting paid to drive around all day in Maseratis, Porches, BMWs etc "work." It just so happens that today is Sunday, my God given day of rest, though why I'm squandering my precious time bantering back and forth with you mis-guided imbeciles is truly a mistery...(mystery?)

You ignorant fool. It's Sunday in AMERICA. It's 5am Monday in Ireland. Now I'm going to have to ban you for posting obscene language and getting caught out lying about being in Ireland. God knows why anyone would want to be in that Catholic stronghold of inside-out darkies anyway.

The last thing we need is "American" education, and I did not request any. As for "spelling errors" such as "realised" and "industrialised," count on the Yankees to replace an "s" with a "z" to try and distance themselves from the British, who invented the language in the first place.

Sorry. The British didn't invent it. You might want check back into school and take that history course again.

I would love to sit here and continue this foolish debate with you racist, sexist, hypocritical cretins, however I have more important things to do with my day off, such as getting my "knob polished" (oral sex for the un-educated "American" masses) and engaging in pre-marital relations with my girlfriend, following every position listed in the Kama Sutra.
Good Day.

And for a last tidbit of information, Pope Dumbenough... The Kama Sutra, according to people who have seen it, doesn't have a list. It's pictures. Just right for Irishmen and retards IF you know which way is right-side up. If you are holding the picture upside down you could get yourself into a mess.

[ed8050]

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This website is SICK!

You call yourself christians but all your intolerant, sexist, racist, bigotry-laden asses are going to hell and that's from me, a slightly religious 16 year old non-racist AP student nice person

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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This website is SICK!

I'm hip to the latest lingo, and when a 16 year old refers to something as "sick", it is high praise.

Thanks for the encouragement, friend. We look forward to you coming back when you are 18.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Wikdsnipe]

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You... you people... you all disgust me. ASKING IF ITS OK TO BEAT A GIRL??? The #1 rule your mom should have taught you is that it is NEVER ok to beat a girl, or anyone else for that matter! Get your head out of your a**es, and listen to your heart to what is right. What if you were the girl? Would you want your arm broken, or your rib cracked? No, you wouldn't. Because that is just plain wrong and should never even be contemplated as a solution to ANYTHING.

I hope you're happy, because with that logic, (and your mentality of a preschooler,) I'm SURE you're going to get a lot more people to join!

If any of this seems like it was changed, this website is just too uptight to let me say what I want. You are taking away my freedom of speech, which is in the Bill of Rights, First Amendment, am I wrong?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You... you people... you all disgust me. ASKING IF ITS OK TO BEAT A GIRL??? The #1 rule your mom should have taught you is that it is NEVER ok to beat a girl, or anyone else for that matter! Get your head out of your a**es, and listen to your heart to what is right. What if you were the girl? Would you want your arm broken, or your rib cracked? No, you wouldn't. Because that is just plain wrong and should never even be contemplated as a solution to ANYTHING.

I hope you're happy, because with that logic, (and your mentality of a preschooler,) I'm SURE you're going to get a lot more people to join!

If any of this seems like it was changed, this website is just too uptight to let me say what I want. You are taking away my freedom of speech, which is in the Bill of Rights, First Amendment, am I wrong?

We follow the Holy KJV Bible. Every word of it. You should too.

Your rights on this Godly forum are spelled out clearly HERE. Please read them carefully.

How old are you boy?

[Wikdsnipe]

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We follow the Holy KJV Bible. Every word of it. You should too.

Your rights on this Godly forum are spelled out clearly HERE. Please read them carefully.

How old are you boy?

Boy? Son I should be calling you "boy." I'm a proud 38 year old man. I have a wife, 2 beautiful children, and my wife is unbeaten. Beating women is wrong, disrespectful, and quite literally illegal. You people should be reported to the police immediately for what you do to your wives!

[Billy Ram]

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Boy? Son I should be calling you "boy." I'm a proud 38 year old man. I have a wife, 2 beautiful children, and my wife is unbeaten. Beating women is wrong, disrespectful, and quite literally illegal. You people should be reported to the police immediately for what you do to your wives!

Hey, don't give our Pastor none of your sassy cheek boy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Boy? Son I should be calling you "boy." I'm a proud 38 year old man. I have a wife, 2 beautiful children, and my wife is unbeaten. Beating women is wrong, disrespectful, and quite literally illegal. You people should be reported to the police immediately for what you do to your wives!

Feel free to report us for practicing Christianity as written. I'm sure the police would get a big kick out of that. They have nothing better to do than take reports from God-hating crackpots.

So do I understand you to say that you let your wife run the family? Are you a queer or some kind of limp-wrist? Have you ever read what the Bible says about females?

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Isaiah 3:12
As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

Do you know how to subjugate your wife like a real True Christian(tm) Man?

[Wikdsnipe]

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Feel free to report us for practicing Christianity as written. I'm sure the police would get a big kick out of that. They have nothing better to do than take reports from God-hating crackpots.

In our country, the beating of women is illegal. Therefore, the police will have fun kicking you in jail.

This all has to be some sort of joke, because that "URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??" thing sounds pretty made up to me. AIDS doesnt travel through the air, numbnuts. In case you people were serious about that stuff.

[Wikdsnipe]

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No reply? IS this some sort of joke? An honest question. No sarcasm, no nothing. IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?