[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

And how long did that marriage last?
And what age are you?

I was 19 when I married the first time. We had been married 4 years when I found out he was sleeping around. Even Jesus said divorce was acceptable in cases of adultery.

I'm 42 now. What difference does that make?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

I was 19 when I married the first time. We had been married 4 years when I found out he was sleeping around. Even Jesus said divorce was acceptable in cases of adultery.

I'm 42 now. What difference does that make?

Brother Montague's marriage has lasted for 29 years.
Yours lasted for 4.

So clearly, you are foolish to judge him and how his marriage works.
And if you would have pleased your husband, he wouldn't have commited adultery in the first place either!


And Jesus also tells us that non-virgins (ie damaged goods) are not to marry, I suppose you missed that huh?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

Monty's marriage has lasted for 29 years.
Yours lasted for 4.

So clearly, you are foolish to judge him and how his marriage works.
And if you would have pleased your husband, he wouldn't have commited adultery in the first place either!


And Jesus also tells us that non-virgins (ie damaged goods) are not to marry, I suppose you missed that huh?

I am also having problems with "I found someone else’s lipstick on his underwear" thing. There could have been a perfectly valued reason for it being there and this sinner just jumped to a conclusion.

I think you really need to set things right with Jesus Phoenix before it is too late.

EDIT: Additional note to Phoenix. We of Landover are well aware of the hormone crazed rampages of divorcés. The TRUE Christian(tm) men on this forum are not here to be used to state your excessive sexual appetites.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

Monty's marriage has lasted for 29 years.
Yours lasted for 4.

So clearly, you are foolish to judge him and how his marriage works.
And if you would have pleased your husband, he wouldn't have commited adultery in the first place either!


I doubt that. I tried to please him - I cooked his meals, cleaned the house, washed his clothes, and was a willing bed partner.
I later found out that when he was growing up, his mom came home on more than one occasion and found his dad in bed with other women. She would leave the house long enough to let them finish and for the other woman to leave, and then pretended it never happened. Apparently, my ex thought that I would do the same.

And Jesus also tells us that non-virgins (ie damaged goods) are not to marry, I suppose you missed that huh?

I'm not sleeping with Jesus, so if my husband doesn't care that I wasn't a virgin, I don't see why it would matter to Jesus.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

I am also having problems with "I found someone else’s lipstick on his underwear" thing. There could have been a perfectly valued reason for it being there and this sinner just jumped to a conclusion.

I think you really need to set things right with Jesus Phoenix before it is too late.

What possible valid reason could there be for there to be another woman's lipstick on his briefs?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

What possible valid reason could there be for there to be another woman's lipstick on his briefs?

I can think of serveral woman.

• It wasn't lipstick, it was dried blood.
  
• Co-worker dropped open lipstick tube in his lap.
  
• Bathroom was being repainted and it got on his underwear when he was using the restroom.
  
• He was attacked by a Goth witch trying to bite his tallywacker off.
  
• Colored clothes in laundry died underwear.
  
• Dried blood, bleeding from friction from lapdancer while bonding with fellow male coworkers.
  
• Lipstick was smeared on underwear during a wrestling match with transvestite terrorists.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

I can think of serveral woman.

• It wasn't lipstick, it was dried blood.

I know the difference between lipstick and blood. It was most definitely lipstick.

• Co-worker dropped open lipstick tube in his lap.

Why good reason would he have to be sitting around at work with his pants off?

• Bathroom was being repainted and it got on his underwear when he was using the restroom.

Unless the bathroom was being painted with lipstick, this makes no sense at all.

• He was attacked by a Goth witch trying to bite his tallywacker off.

That's a really funny visual, but not likely.

• Colored clothes in laundry died underwear.

In the shape of a pair of lips?

• Dried blood, bleeding from friction from lapdancer while bonding with fellow male coworkers.

A marreid man has no business getting lap dances in strip clubs. If he wants a lap dance, he should ask his wife for one.

Lipstick was smeared on underwear during a wrestling match with transvestite terrorists.

Another hilarious visual, but what good reason would there be for taking off his pants first?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

• It wasn't lipstick, it was dried blood.

I know the difference between lipstick and blood. It was most definitely lipstick.

Now how would you know that outside testing. Our lawyers have proven several times that blood, lipstick and paint are far too easily mistaken for each other. Just ask Pastor Zeke about false accusations because of this.

• Co-worker dropped open lipstick tube in his lap.

Why good reason would he have to be sitting around at work with his pants off?

Hot day at the office I would assume.

• Bathroom was being repainted and it got on his underwear when he was using the restroom.

Unless the bathroom was being painted with lipstick, this makes no sense at all.

Again, see my first reply about lipstick/pain/blood.

Brother Temperance was falsely accused of a killing a male escort because people mistook red paint for blood.

• He was attacked by a Goth witch trying to bite his tallywacker off.

That's a really funny visual, but not likely.

We have considerable documentation of witches attacking men with their bear teeth. I think you need to be better educated about the danger witches pose to society.

• Colored clothes in laundry died underwear.

In the shape of a pair of lips?

Wadded up the correct way it could happen. Our lawyers have shown how wadded rags can look like hand prints.

• Dried blood, bleeding from friction from lapdancer while bonding with fellow male coworkers.

A marreid man has no business getting lap dances in strip clubs. If he wants a lap dance, he should ask his wife for one.

Oh so you want your spouse to fail at his job by alienating his coworkers?

Lipstick was smeared on underwear during a wrestling match with transvestite terrorists.

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Another hilarious visual, but what good reason would there be for taking off his pants first? [/QUOTE]

I don’t believe it was consensual.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

I divorced my first husband after I found lipstick on his underpants that wasn't my shade.

Maybe if you had used the leash and dog dish method, you would still be together.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

I'm a newlywed - I'll get back to you in 29 years and let you know how we're doing. But I can tell you that I would never marry someone who expected me to eat from a dog dish on the floor.

So no matter how good a person they are, you'd never marry someone who had different beliefs to yours, or who came from a different culture?

I divorced my first husband after I found lipstick on his underpants that wasn't my shade.

Looks like someone's no good at satisfying a man?

I later found out that when he was growing up, his mom came home on more than one occasion and found his dad in bed with other women. She would leave the house long enough to let them finish and for the other woman to leave, and then pretended it never happened. Apparently, my ex thought that I would do the same.

So in other words, he came from a broken home and suffered a disturbing childhood, and then you abandoned him in his time of need? That's just horrible.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

Making her eat off the floor sends her the message that you consider her an animal.

Apparently, you've not met Delores.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

Maybe if you had used the leash and dog dish method, you would still be together.

I'll be damned if I'll consent to be treated like an animal.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

So no matter how good a person they are, you'd never marry someone who had different beliefs to yours, or who came from a different culture?


That isn't what I said. Actually, my husband and I do have different religious beliefs. What I said was thai I would never marry someone who treated me as less than human.

Looks like someone's no good at satisfying a man?

My husband has no complaints. The louse I was married to before just had no grasp of the concept of monogamy.

So in other words, he came from a broken home and suffered a disturbing childhood, and then you abandoned him in his time of need? That's just horrible.

Actually, his parents are still together despite his dad's constant philandering. He expected me to put up with it the way his mother did, and I refused.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

I'll be damned if I'll consent to be treated like an animal.

Please don't say that Phoenix! You do realize the damned are treated worse than animals? From our pastors visions being lead arround by a lesh and made to eat from a dog bowel is a step up for those in Hell.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Women and Their Place!!

Please don't say that Phoenix! You do realize the damned are treated worse than animals? From our pastors visions being lead arround by a lesh and made to eat from a dog bowel is a step up for those in Hell.

Sorry if my language upset you. I only meant that I would never allow anyone to treat me that way.