X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #46
    Re: Men who cry

    I hope none of you homers cried yesterday when you learned that Michael Jackson OD'd.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

    Comment

    • Adramelech
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2009
      • 23

      #47
      Re: Men who cry

      What about a man who cries because he is so overwhelmed with joy because he has been saved.

      Comment

      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #48
        Re: Men who cry

        A man that cries is no man. He is a Wo-man.

        My dad told me when I was young to snap out of it, grown up, get with the program, stop being a baby. So ever since I was four, I have never cried. When my puppy dies, I could of cried and left his rotting corpse there while I did the "poor me's", instead I picked him up and tossed him in a hole, shoving some lime and dirt in to prevent a stink. I then went and had a glass of milk.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

        Comment

        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151

          #49
          Re: Men who cry

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          A man that cries is no man. He is a Wo-man.

          My dad told me when I was young to snap out of it, grown up, get with the program, stop being a baby. So ever since I was four, I have never cried. When my puppy dies, I could of cried and left his rotting corpse there while I did the "poor me's", instead I picked him up and tossed him in a hole, shoving some lime and dirt in to prevent a stink. I then went and had a glass of milk.
          Too much work Brother, I would have tossed the corpse over the fence and let the neighbor deal with it.


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

          Comment

          • Dr. Zaius
            Member of Landover Zoological Society
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 249

            #50
            Re: Men who cry

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            A man that cries is no man. He is a Wo-man.

            My dad told me when I was young to snap out of it, grown up, get with the program, stop being a baby. So ever since I was four, I have never cried. When my puppy dies, I could of cried and left his rotting corpse there while I did the "poor me's", instead I picked him up and tossed him in a hole, shoving some lime and dirt in to prevent a stink. I then went and had a glass of milk.
            Women make such a big fuss about losing a dog. What's the big deal? When rover gets a little slow or grows some tumors, it's easy to just put him down and get a new puppy. Puppies are so much more fun than an old dog, anyway.
            Ack!

            Comment

            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #51
              Re: Men who cry

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              Too much work Brother, I would have tossed the corpse over the fence and let the neighbor deal with it.
              I think they would know that the dog came from your side. I suppose if it wasn't injured too much you could claim that it just crawled over there to die.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

              Comment

              • Beau
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jun 2009
                • 2

                #52
                Re: Men who cry

                Originally posted by Adramelech View Post
                What about a man who cries because he is so overwhelmed with joy because he has been saved.
                To cry in such a way is blasphemous. Do you think Jesus cried when he was nailed to the cross? Of course not. He was a real man, and reacted as such. While our lords salvation is indeed sweet, one who is saved need not perspire the refuse of Satan from their eyes.

                My advice: Suck it up, get your wife to cooking, and bask in the greatest splendor imaginable.
                Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. -- Psalm 137:9

                Comment

                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #53
                  Re: Men who cry

                  Good, true words, Beau
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                  Comment

                  • Serenity-Millennium
                    Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 472

                    #54
                    Re: Men who cry

                    I am a man, and I cry often. I cry whenever I think anybody in the world is sad, it just tears my heartstrings, and I know Jesus is up in heaven crying away with me, and that makes me happy.

                    Comment

                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #55
                      Re: Men who cry

                      Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                      I am a man, and I cry often. I cry whenever I think anybody in the world is sad, it just tears my heartstrings, and I know Jesus is up in heaven crying away with me, and that makes me happy.
                      That's because you're a nancyboy. Jesus pukes.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                      Comment

                      • Serenity-Millennium
                        Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 472

                        #56
                        Re: Men who cry

                        I don't believe that, but I'm sure you believe that, so I still love you, friend!

                        Comment

                        • BrianAddams
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 42

                          #57
                          Re: Men who cry

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          This is just one of the many reasons why we cannot allow queers to be soldiers. What do you suppose would have happened back in WW2 if some queer started crying instead of dropping the bomb on Japan? WE'D ALL BE SPEAKING CHINEE BY NOW, THAT'S WHAT!

                          Instead, we should look up to real heroes, manly men like Richard Nixon, who knew how to stand up to adversity! "Real men don't cry....they fight!!"

                          They speak Japanese in Japan, and we'd be speaking German, actually. Did they teach geography at your school son?

                          Comment

                          Working...