Men who cry

[Bob4God]

Surely there are few indicators as clear that a man is a lusting homosexual than the shedding of tears!

Whether he's crying because his precious kitty died, because he's being stretched out a little too far by his most recent negro lover, or he's just had a stressful weak, a man who cries is a homosexual nancy boy who is going to hell. (see 1 Corinthians 6:9)

True Christian manly men never show even the slightest hint of effeminate emotion, as the LORD has blessed us with GODly toughness!

However, the unsaved liberal masses out there have decided that it's okay for men to cry, and even to cry in front of other people! This is utter nonsense that should be abandoned with great haste! It's just one more step down the slippery slope to a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah where boys and girls have no idea what kind of behavior is appropriate and what is wrong.

When I was a boy crying was never okay, and it was met with stern punishment from my CHRISTlike father. The same was true when he was a boy, and when HIS father was a boy and all the way on back to our GODly roots.

A man who cries is not a man in GOD's eyes!

[Eugene Hackwith]

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I agree, Brother Bob. This is the feminists' fault...they are trying to turn our boys into Emo sissies! Men should never show that they are distraught with emotion. Men need to be strong for their women and children, otherwise the natural order of things will break down.

[eliot mayfield]

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Men who cry should have the HELL beaten out of them! It's for their own good. Bettr to have the HELL beaten out of you than an eternity in Hell!
I define a HELL beating as alternate whacks and a verse.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is just one of the many reasons why we cannot allow queers to be soldiers. What do you suppose would have happened back in WW2 if some queer started crying instead of dropping the bomb on Japan? WE'D ALL BE SPEAKING CHINEE BY NOW, THAT'S WHAT!

Instead, we should look up to real heroes, manly men like Richard Nixon, who knew how to stand up to adversity! "Real men don't cry....they fight!!"

[Hawk]

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Are you guys suggesting that men are not allowed to show their emotions? What if one of your parents die, may you shed a tear?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you guys suggesting that men are not allowed to show their emotions? What if one of your parents die, may you shed a tear?

When my dear father, Pastor Lamentations Flint passed on to glory, I was glad.

I was glad because I knew he was up in Heaven with Jesus, giving someone else a hard time his Godly True Christian(tm) tough love. I still shout GLORY about it to this day, I can tell you.

[Hawk]

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When my dear father, Pastor Lamentations Flint passed on to glory, I was glad.

I was glad because I knew he was up in Heaven with Jesus, giving someone else a hard time his Godly True Christian™ tough love. I still shout GLORY about it to this day, I can tell you.

Well I don't know man, my parents are both Christians and our family love each other, although I know where my parents will go I will miss them.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well I don't know man, my parents are both Christians and our family love each other, although I know where my parents will go I will miss them.

I admit that I shed a tear when my parents died, because I know that they are toasting in Satan's den. I tried to convert them, even as a child, but they were 'scientists'. I hope to be able to present my case directly to JESUs when I am called home, and ask forgiveness for my grandfather as well, who was a hangin' judge in San antonio after the Civil war. But he only hung messkin horse thieves, so I am sure he is in Heaven.

[Brother Temperance]

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Are you guys suggesting that men are not allowed to show their emotions? What if one of your parents die, may you shed a tear?

Did one of your parents hang dying on a cross because of your sins? No! Jesus did! Are you crying about Christ's death? If not, but you do cry about your parents dying, then you're basically saying that your mum is more important than God, which is BLASPHEMY and utterly unforgivable. There is never any excuse for any man to cry, and anyone who does might as well just buy a bright pink mobile phone and use it to chat to the Pope about sodomy while holding it with their little finger sticking out at a dainty angle and using their other hand to balance a cup of tea on a pretty little paper doily. Jesus hates that sort of thing!

[Hawk]

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John 11:35. "Jesus wept"

[Brother Terrence]

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I tend to believe that there is a difference between weeping and crying in the context aforementioned. I must admit here and now that I myself would most likely shed a tear if the very men i hoped to save, and was willing to lay down my life for, were to drive nine inch nails thru my hands and feet. Now as far as mum and pop kicking off to the Glory of our Fathers Heavenly lair, I agree with the honorable Pastor E, happieness and rejoicing. That is unless your parents are filthy sinners, or worse, democrats. Is this your worry?

[Old Man Hatchet]

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John 11:35. "Jesus wept"

"Weep" doesn't necessarily mean "to cry." The dictionary tells us that it also means "to exude water or liquid." So Jesus was exuding water or liquid. In other words, He was sweating, which is quite manly. Now shut your pie hole.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Sometimes I despair of such as you, who think that a mere mortal is comparable to Jesus! I think you just did a search for the word “Wept” and threw that out here!

Let me tell you that there is a world of a difference between blubbering and screaming like a drama llama, slavering and drooling, wailing and moaning without control and what Our Lord Jesus did when he “groaned in the spirit.”

A slight amount of moisture may have reached His Perfect Eyes, but this was not “crying” like a girl bereft of all logical thought! – No, this was the very essence of His Compassion!

Joh:11:33: When Jesus therefore saw her weeping, and the Jews also weeping which came with her, he groaned in the spirit, and was troubled,
Joh:11:34: And said, Where have ye laid him? They said unto him, Lord, come and see.
Joh:11:35: Jesus wept.
Joh:11:36: Then said the Jews, Behold how he loved him!
Joh:11:37: And some of them said, Could not this man, which opened the eyes of the blind, have caused that even this man should not have died?
Joh:11:38: Jesus therefore again groaning in himself cometh to the grave.

[Rapture Eddie]

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I remember one time a Biker Pal of mine got himself real upset over a female. Some Woman he knew promised to let him have her motorcycle.
Yeah, I know, how dumb is that? a Woman on a Motorcycle
Real nice Triumph Bonneville it was too.
Of course like most women, she'd been leading him on all along telling him stories about how she would get it shipped to him.
In the end, she sold it to pay off some debts and my friend, darn fool ended up blubbing like a baby.

I always knew there was something wrong with that guy and after seeing him cry I'm guessing he was just a pathetic Homer all along.

[Hawk]

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"Weep" doesn't necessarily mean "to cry." The dictionary tells us that it also means "to exude water or liquid." So Jesus was exuding water or liquid. In other words, He was sweating, which is quite manly. Now shut your pie hole.

Hahahahahaha! Good one! Sweat! So each time He showed sweat it should have been mentioned in the Bible don't you think? Do you think it was very unusual to sweat in those days, worthwhile mentioning in the Bible, Old man?