[God is Real]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Paddling your wife? Your kidding right? First off, Hitting a woman isn't something you should do AT ALL. Second off, putting them in a 'Prayer Closet?' Do you honestly think God likes violent acts? Hold on - Let me quote something here, From Pastor Ezekiel. Now his signature says 'Who all will God Damn?

The Malicious (Romans 1:29)

Now Malicious is deprived from the word 'Malice'
Lets look in the dictionary...

mal⋅ice 
desire to inflict injury, harm, or suffering on another, either because of a hostile impulse or out of deep-seated meanness: the malice and spite of a lifelong enemy.

I think paddling your wife justifies as 'Malicious'

Which brings me to my next thing God with Damn you for according to Pastor Ezekiel.

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)

hyp⋅o⋅crite
a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

If I ever see anyone of you hypocrite bastards
You better walk the other way. Quickly.

A True Believer
Matthew.

[N3d Flanders]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

PS our outsourced workers are presently doing their best to install a Paypal button so that you may make Love Offerings to Jesus.

I'l make my "love offering" (no homo) to Jesus when i see him, I didn't know he had a paypal account.

[TRDeezWHAT]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

But to the original poster,

1. HOW would you walk into your wife on " accident" anyway? Since you would be hearing the water running.

2. Did you ever THINK that maybe she was WASHING herself? ( Im sure the glass door was closed and not wide open for you to see everything)

3. Dont you think she would be embarrased in ANY EVENT of you walking in on her?

4. The biggest thing of all, your wife is in the shower WHY DIDNT YOU JOIN IN??

5. Hitting any lady if anything SHOULD BE A SIN. It's so wrong. DID YOU SEE JESUS HITTING A WOMAN??? Thats right he didn't so WHY WOULD YOU?

6. You are being so childish "punishing" your wife ( who made the biggest mistake of her life by marrying you).. more than likely it was a shotgun wedding from your side of the family- forcing her to say yes.

7. Refering to my above statement and your own words, HOW would YOU know that the Lord has forgiven her sins? Will he write you a note? or will you WALK IN ON IT??

8. I'm surprised you call yourself a christian but don't practice FORGIVING those who do harm. You should LIGHTEN UP, she didn't do ANYTHING WRONG.

9. Are you perfect? Do you live SIN FREE? I'm sure thats a NO.. but WHO IS PUNISHING YOU? Are you punishing yourself? How do you know that you are learning your lesson?... let me guess.. the lord is telling you?

10. Do you ever do anything nice for your wife at all? Is she the SLAVE in the household? or do you actually help out? What is your idea of a romantic night in- Debating the actions that will determine your fate after you die?


I hope my first post was able to show you my opinion, which was not meant to insult anyone. Have a great day and thanks for reading my opinion.

[Jericho]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I do indeed think Brother_Justing raises a very important question in his approach to the problem. As the superior physical and mental beings we men are, I do honestly think we are more resistant to satan's trickery. Women however are both weaker and more susceptible to his evil arts, something this "shower episode" is a clear indication of. Therefore I believe it's men's divine duty to guide women to eternal salvation, using all the means necessary, violence being especially effective. In my opinion this greatly justifies punching and mistreating woman, as both in reality are kind and godly acts. Brother_Justin, do go ahead, fulfill God's will and punish your wife in such a manner that she'll never commit such devilish and disgusting act every again. As of punishment method, I would like to recommend the Falcon Punch or the German Suplex; that'll knock the devil out of her ungodly body. May God grant you great strenght and guide your punch. Amen.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I think the trouble a lot of you Unsaved Trash are having is separating chastisement from ultra-violence interspersed with iniquitous behavior. I suspect a lot of you have been corrupted from The Word of God by violent video games and the like.

May I earnestly suggest that you look into your hearts? I’m sure that if you leave no bruises and do not cause bleeding (internal or external) this will suffice.

Yes, I know women can be vexatious – that is their nature but please, use a little intelligence.

[Holywaters]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

WOw, YOU PEOPLE ARE TOTALLY FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Wise words as always, Brother Bathfire. You certainly are gifted in your perceptions.

[Brother SNal2F]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

this sadden me :/ Im a christian this really made me sad. Why not treat your wife with respect treat her the way you would want to be treated.

[sammapanda86]

Do Christian men really believe its ok to beat your wife or "punish" her ??

true this =)

[holywatercooler]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I pray that the child within this mans wife isnt damaged by the stress bestowed upon it by abuse. It is a proven fact that stress and physical abuse on a pregnant woman can cause harm to an unborn child just like drugs and alcohol. Who knows what kind of damage he could have done, I just pray that god doesn't let the actions of his/her parents effect her future way of life for their own selfish gains.

[Randy_Pinkwood]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I've been agnostic for a while now, but have always respected a persons right to religion and spirituality. I used to believe that religion could often be a force of good, and truly help people in their lives. This forum has cured me of that notion. Never before have I seen somebody twist the words of God to their own purpose in such a hateful manner. Jesus wanted you to be kind and forgiving to your brothers and sisters. he died for your sins. The fact that you would take your own Gods judgment into your hands shows your arrogance. The fact that your punishment was violent speaks only to your cowardice and inadequacy as a human being. If you really think she had done something wrong, then let god judge her and mete out any appropriate punishment. Any member here in good standing disgust me, and will certainly be spending quality time with satan. May God have mercy on all your souls, though you don't deserve it.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I pray that the child within this mans wife isnt damaged by the stress bestowed upon it by abuse. It is a proven fact that stress and physical abuse on a pregnant woman can cause harm to an unborn child just like drugs and alcohol. Who knows what kind of damage he could have done, I just pray that god doesn't let the actions of his/her parents effect her future way of life for their own selfish gains.

Of course that wouldn't happen.

Proverbs 23: 13Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

[SnowKid32]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You guys are possible scum of the scum. You are possibly the dumbest breed I've ever seen on Earth. To think that by being hardcore conservative right wing who are the "right" path and to constantly do all your bible humping BS unto others is a a merciless decree on your party and status as being part of any religion. You Jesus Freaks are the reason people like me have to get crap from Atheists. Not only are you arrogant close minded retards but you are to burn in Hell for all eternity. I'm sure you are also against Masturbation right? And before you try and quote Onan idiots, you should at least know what spilling his seed is. It's pre-ejaculation. The bible doesn't mention masturbation. The bible isn't against homosexuals either. You guys are possibly the most incoherent wastes of sperm to plague this Earth. I hope most of your throats are slit and you burn in hell for all damnation. I wouldn't mind murdering you myself. I'd lose not a second of sleep. Maybe I come off as cynical but you really are the stupidest people on the planet. You think that beating a pregnant women is all right? You texas walking bigot morons deserve to be tortured. Maybe you should saddle sup Sallie and have a beer while your at it you KKK attending morons. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys were Neo-Nazis. I am a Syrian in fact. Let me guess, I'm a terrorist right? Okay buddy, wikipedia "Operation Northwoods". Have fun in prison. Hope a black guy rapes you to death.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Your threats have been passed along to the FBI, camel jockey.

[holywatercooler]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

ROFL he said camel jockey