[hayden]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

i am flabbergasted

[EZra M]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Why, because I follow GOD'S WORD and joyfully submit to my husband's headship? I guess any woman not having two or three abortions a year while eating granola with her "life partner" and dancing naked in the forest for the wood nymphs isn't woman enough for you.

that is rather extreme is it not? "life partner and nymphs"? oh and abortions...come on...are you not supposed to be trying to save people from these things? it seem as tho i see damnation!

btw...*points to signature* is this one acceptable?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

How are you saving peoples souls from eternal damnation, if you dont have the ability to teach?

Who says I don't have the ability to preach? I try my best in every post I make here to calmly answer the questions of any curious unsaved soul, and after I do so they drop their veneer of politeness and start being rude to me. At this point I just have to do what Jesus instructed and wipe the dust from them off my shoes, turn my back and never look back.

[hayden]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Who says I don't have the ability to preach? I try my best in every post I make here to calmly answer the questions of any curious unsaved soul, and after I do so they drop their veneer of politeness and start being rude to me. At this point I just have to do what Jesus instructed and wipe the dust from them off my shoes, turn my back and never look back.

you can preach, but that doesn't mean anyone will listen to you.
retire... stop trying to change the minds of people who wipe their @$$ with your shananigans

[EZra M]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Who says I don't have the ability to preach? I try my best in every post I make here to calmly answer the questions of any curious unsaved soul, and after I do so they drop their veneer of politeness and start being rude to me. At this point I just have to do what Jesus instructed and wipe the dust from them off my shoes, turn my back and never look back.

I was speaking actually to the sister, but since you answered...

One might feel a but intimidated by your chosen name heathen Basher. A basher quite often would be associated with tha KKK or any other number of hate groups who attack those not of their "kind".

just an observation

[Reginald]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I sincerely hope that this site is a parody as most site's about you people say.
To think that anyone would actually live like this is truly depressing. I am sad for all of you.
Since my joke thread got no responses, I'll be leaving now.

[EZra M]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

you can preach, but that doesn't mean anyone will listen to you.
retire... stop trying to change the minds of people who wipe their @$$ with your shananigans

I believe this type of comment is what they are referring to, butmy original comment was "teach" . what does that tell you?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

you can preach, but that doesn't mean anyone will listen to you.
retire... stop trying to change the minds of people who wipe their @$$ with your shananigans

Excuse me, just because you are happy with going to hell, doesn't mean I don't have the duty to try and save you.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I was speaking actually to the sister, but since you answered...

Well, you quote me in your post...

One might feel a but intimidated by your chosen name heathen Basher. A basher quite often would be associated with tha KKK or any other number of hate groups who attack those not of their "kind".

just an observation

Hello, this is an internet forum, of course I can't literally bash people on here. I plan on "Bashing" the heathen ideologies by showing them what the Bible says. Anyway, it's just a nickname that was given to me by my friends here, I liked it so I use it as my user name.

And yeah, I made a mistake typing preach instead of teach. It's late.

[Father J]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Brother,

I thought I had this problem with my wife once. Instead of quickly beating her there on the spot like you do a dog when it pisses on the carpet i decided to talk to her. More or less, i yelled. She informed me that god told her to do this. At this point in our discussion the back of my hand came across her face as fast a jew on the way to the store w/ a coupon. I laid down the law to her informing her that it was wrong and that if she wanted to be pleasured that she should pray until shes all pleasured out.

I called her brother over about an hour later and informed him of her actions. He was as livid as i was about the situation. We took her upstairs and took turns having sex with her until she couldnt walk for a week. She hasnt taken a shower since.

Take some advice brother, dont let your wife get the best of you.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Please don't promote incest on our Godly forums. It is abomination.

[Simulacra]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Well, in my experience, the atheists are an angry group of heathens. They hate God and have no moral compass since they reject Christ's love. Most of them had liberal or joo parents who never gave them good Christian beatings.

I thanks Jesus each and every day for not making me an atheist maggot.

Before I even begin to discuss the topic at hand I find this post completely stereotypical and insulting. As an atheist I am offended by the amount of ignorance indicated by your post. Atheists do not hate god, they just don't believe he/she exists. My moral compass is just fine, thanks for showing signs of caring though. I believe that everyone is entitled to a life they can enjoy as long as it does not interfere with the well being of others. As my morals could not fit into a single forum post I think that statement best correlates to this topic.

Political affiliation has very little to do with my religious choices. I'm a moderate. My father was catholic and my mother was too before she acknowledged the immoral actions taken by the church. They respect my choice to become atheist. Additionally, I pity the recipients of "good christian beatings." And god didnt make you a christian. You, your parents, and the events of your life did. Our experiences make us who we are.

Previously, I mentioned respect. Respect should be the primary focus of this thread. Not sin. Respect for ones views and actions. For the sake of pretending, lets say that OP's wife was doing what she was accused of doing (because cleaning down there is completely unheard of). Thats her choice and hers alone. If she aims to be damned thats her responsibility. Her husband has no room to physically harm her. If I were in her situation I would not hesitate to contact the police. This is the year 2009 and I thought the human race would be capable of less savage "solutions" for husbands and wives.

[EZra M]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Well, you quote me in your post...



Hello, this is an internet forum, of course I can't literally bash people on here. I plan on "Bashing" the heathen ideologies by showing them what the Bible says. Anyway, it's just a nickname that was given to me by my friends here, I liked it so I use it as my user name.

And yeah, I made a mistake typing preach instead of teach. It's late.

I understand... and on a truely unrelated topic...I just read a post where a man claimed to have a 13 year old wife...he was well past 13 years old. My question is: Is this an acceptable practice here within your church?

[EZra M]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Before I even begin to discuss the topic at hand I find this post completely stereotypical and insulting. As an atheist I am offended by the amount of ignorance indicated by your post. Atheists do not hate god, they just don't believe he/she exists. My moral compass is just fine, thanks for showing signs of caring though. I believe that everyone is entitled to a life they can enjoy as long as it does not interfere with the well being of others. As my morals could not fit into a single forum post I think that statement best correlates to this topic.

Political affiliation has very little to do with my religious choices. I'm a moderate. My father was catholic and my mother was too before she acknowledged the immoral actions taken by the church. They respect my choice to become atheist. Additionally, I pity the recipients of "good christian beatings." And god didnt make you a christian. You, your parents, and the events of your life did. Our experiences make us who we are.

Previously, I mentioned respect. Respect should be the primary focus of this thread. Not sin. Respect for ones views and actions. For the sake of pretending, lets say that OP's wife was doing what she was accused of doing (because cleaning down there is completely unheard of). Thats her choice and hers alone. If she aims to be damned thats her responsibility. Her husband has no room to physically harm her. If I were in her situation I would not hesitate to contact the police. This is the year 2009 and I thought the human race would be capable of less savage "solutions" for husbands and wives.

I would have to agree. Im not anything close to atheist, but I am not convinced that Jesus was the son of god. I am not Jewish either...but women should be treated with as much respect as they deserve. Not to say some women wouldnt deserve a beating, just I am not the judge of that, nor would I give the beating lol

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

link please?