[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Wow Actually I am neither of those.

You either:
1. Have an extra Chromozone.
2. Ate paint chips.
3. Do drugs.
Or all of the above.

You only persecute me because you hate Jesus and attacking His chosen elect is the only way you can attack Christ.

I forgive you sinner.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

So if I use logic then I am an atheist?
Looks like when you all are out smarted you call people atheists.

Sure you can out smart me, I am only a fallible human. But you can't out smart Jesus so that is why I turned my life over to Jesus.

Only atheists use logic sinner. If you were a real Christian you would know that.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Brothers, I live alone, so I know how much hot water I need for a shower. I have the water heater set just right, and when the water starts to get cold I know when I am finished.

Any of you with wives who are alone too much might consider lowering your water heater temperature so that your woman is encouraged to spend less time in the shower. Part of the source of this problem is water heaters which are set too high. This allows a person to lollygag under the waterpik and fantasize about what 'massage mode' might really mean.

Also, most shower stall water knobs have a way to set a ring to limit the max amount of hot water that reaches the shower head. Set this back a bit. Your wife will never think of that.

[who_r_u]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Rational person = atheists God mocker

Pathetic. When you will cool dudes realize Jesus powns you on this?

this is the problem i have with religion and religious people in general. faith is the complete absence of logic (rational thought). if you introduce logic to religion then you must admit that the belief system prescribed by your particular religion does not stand up to scrutiny.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You are obviously a nigra, consequently when you are not eating watermelon you are looking for white women. Let the Blood of the Lamb® wash over you and become Saved© even though technically you have no soul.

Hello brother christians, i also believe in the beating and paddling of wifes.

beat the shit out of those bitches, let them know whos boss, don't let them pleasure themselves in your bathroom, rape that bitch

[who_r_u]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You are obviously a nigra, consequently when you are not eating watermelon you are looking for white women. Let the Blood of the Lamb® wash over you and become Saved© even though technically you have no soul.

what are you talking about!? that is an incredibly offensive thing to say to any other human being. we are not to be judged. especially if that judgment consist only of the god we decide to pray to - if any - and the heritage/culture that we are born from. the former is a choice we make and the later we have absolutely no control of. what an intellectual lightweight.

[Alkatraz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Here is my opinion on this subject... I will start off by pointing one thing out. Honor thy mother and father. This forum is a complete disgrace to the Christianity religion. I mean beat the wife? Give me a freaking break. You need to re evaluate all aspects of your life. This is more like a communism cult than it is a religion board. I for one hope you come home to the best dinner your fat deprived wives has ever cooked. You sit down, fill your bellies with the sweet ever so delightful food. Only to die sitting on the can covered in your own fecal discretion. I would personally mail by over night delivery your wive an appropriately drano product for the fix.. Your wives birth you son's and daughters. Yet you feel above her. She endures more pain than the lower race as you so called men (more like inbred hillbilly chicken piffleers in my opinion) could ever endure... Yet you have the gumption and complete disrespect to your wives to even partake in this degrading community. Yall may do as you so wish, ban me, plaster my info where ever you wish. I will completely admit no I am not using a proxy. But I would welcome you with open arms to do as you wish. I can promise you one thing. Your outcome would end in the radical termination of this hill billy chicken piffleing community. And I do not think you have the mental capacity to attack, intellect, ability, nor would you in retaliation.. By the way if your wife ever gets tired of pleasuring her fat snatch on the shower head, send her big ass my way and I will plow the back field like a real man. Something I am certain you would know nothing of how to do.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

[...]we are not to be judged.

On the contrary, not only does God command that you be judge by us, God also will judge you.

especially if that judgment consist only of the god we decide to pray to

I think you have erred again - You worship God alone; failing this you are Damned.

- if any - and the heritage/culture that we are born from.

Dear, dear, It's like looking into a black hole of stupidity from which no intelligence may escape.

Your position is untenable in Biblical terms: God created the races following the Flood. He did not do this because he liked color variations; he did it for a purpose. If you look at the bible, whole races were wiped out because they displeased The Lord - well defined races help The Lord of Hosts.

So we can see that races are useful for identifying trouble makers. We move to the New Testament and see Christ using a Samaritan as an exemplar. The Samaritans were without merit and Christ knew this and happily accepted it.

What an intellectual lightweight.

OK? I'm sure you will now wish to apologise.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Here is my opinion on this subject...

We are a church. We tell of The Truth that is The Lord. You are unsaved trash, your theological opinion is as chaff before the wind.

Now, having settled that, can you tell us your favorite bible verse? Please do not chose anything from John, everyone does that.

[who_r_u]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

On the contrary, not only does God command that you be judge by us, God also will judge you. I think you have erred again - You worship God alone; failing this you are Damned. Dear, dear, It's like looking into a black hole of stupidity from which no intelligence may escape.

Your position is untenable in Biblical terms: God created the races following the Flood. He did not do this because he liked color variations; he did it for a purpose. If you look at the bible, whole races were wiped out because they displeased The Lord.

So we can see that races are useful for identifying trouble makers. We move to the New Testament and see Christ using a Samaritans as an exemplar. The Samaritans were without merit and Christ knew this and happily accepted it. OK? I'm sure you will now wish to apologise.

wow. i don't even know where to start here. true "god" did order the destruction of civilizations based on the superficial factor of ethnicity/religion. i find it reprehensible that you take comfort in this. more blood has been shed in the name of religion than anything else. we are all on this earth together. we should be working together to solve humanities problems. we should not divide each other based on prejudice. it should not be us against them.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

wow. i don't even know where to start here. true "god" did order the destruction of civilizations based on the superficial factor of ethnicity/religion. i find it reprehensible that you take comfort in this.

Oh, so you claim to know better than God as to morality? God darn well knows those people were evil, He was the one who create them in the first place. With God's perfect knowledge he know exactly how despicable and loathsome the Caanites were before God created them so He was perfectly justified in having them killed like the scum they were.

When God makes an evil man you can be sure that man is evil.

[who_r_u]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Oh, so you claim to know better than God as to morality? God darn well knows those people were evil, He was the one who create them in the first place. With God's perfect knowledge he know exactly how despicable and loathsome the Caanites were before God created them so He was perfectly justified in having them killed like the scum they were.

When God makes an evil man you can be sure that man is evil.

that makes no sense at all. so god made an entire race of people so that they would turn "evil" and be wiped out by isreal. i don't get it. was it some sort of sport to god. unless god somehow made a mistake by making "evil" men. hmmm, i wonder......

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

that makes no sense at all. so god made an entire race of people so that they would turn "evil" and be wiped out by isreal. i don't get it. was it some sort of sport to god. unless god somehow made a mistake by making "evil" men. hmmm, i wonder......

my, my - it's almost as if you had read a Bible:
Deut. 32:39: See now that I, [even] I, [am] he, and [there is] no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither [is there any] that can deliver out of my hand.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

[who_r_u]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

my, my - it's almost as if you had read a Bible:
Deut. 32:39: See now that I, [even] I, [am] he, and [there is] no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither [is there any] that can deliver out of my hand.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

what does that mean!? i can read as well as you. i am obviously literate as i am communicating using written word. or was that just an effort to "put me in my place". lame

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

wow. i don't even know where to start here. true "god" did order the destruction of civilizations based on the superficial factor of ethnicity/religion. i find it reprehensible that you take comfort in this. more blood has been shed in the name of religion than anything else. we are all on this earth together. we should be working together to solve humanities problems. we should not divide each other based on prejudice. it should not be us against them.

But you have no qualms in attacking us, hypocrite!