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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
She also presumes to know how God feels about us.Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View PostMatthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostWhy would Christians be interested in coming up with reasons other than God's Word?
What better reason could there be?
You really are retarded, aren't you?
what a shame.. there's even GOOD looking whack jobs.....Comment
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
How dare you use your maiden post to come here an attack this True Christian(tm) Church! You are such a hypocrite. This website, nor it's members, nor the Landover Baptist Church in general has NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU and yet you come here spewing hate and insults?Originally posted by a crazy teen psycho named Billy Cassidy View Post
Learn to see the other man's viewpoint first before you trash him!
sigpicSPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.Comment
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Im a christian, I'll never deny Jesus Christ as my savior.
But to read about you "paddling your wife" makes me want to vomit.
So she had the decency to clean herself in her special place, so what? you should be happy.
I've read the comments on here from so called christians and this site seems to be a haven for the extreme. Jesus wasn't extreme that's why he was popular.
Remember what your mother told you, "cleanliness is next to Godliness"
Bless you allComment
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This is the most insane forum thread I've ever read! Thank you SOOO much for the hours of entertainment, it was kind of like reading a discussion among people that are schitzophrenic sociopaths. HILARIOUS!!
This could have some serious potential as a basis of an off-Broadway play, hell, it could be a musical even! We'll call it "Idiotic Ramblings of the Insane".
Also, I must say that showers are not women's ride to satan's arms, but rather the ride to not getting a yeast infection. I assume that since you do not allow your wife to clean her vagina that your penis is covered in a nice thick slime when you're through raping her. Perhaps you should get that rash checked out.
But bro, seriously, this shit is pretty whacked out. Thanks again for the entertainment.
Sincerely,
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
That made me throw up a little in my mouth pal.
Proverbs 25:16
Hast thou found honey? eat so much as is sufficient for thee, lest thou be filled therewith, and vomit it.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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You're a HOMOSEXUAL, aren't you?Originally posted by roflbbq View PostsigpicSPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.Comment
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Muslims don't even treat people this bad, i command thee to love thy neighbours. Hatred shall sink you to the bowels of hell. Thou shalt not continue this behaviour. Let the women of my creation please themselves, for you men cannot. If you must beat something, beat your meat.Comment
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Only people who buy inferior cuts of meat need to beat it to make it tender. We are not ghetto dwellers at Landover!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
I punch, slap, kick, choke, burn, and nearly drown my wife every chance I get. I shame and belittle her at every turn. Does it make me feel like a big man inside? You bet. Why? Because I know I'm doing God's work. When I see a purplish-black, fist-sized bruise on my wife's face that I created through Christ's tough love, it moves me tremendously. When it finally fades, I feel an emptiness that only another savage beating can fill. I guess I'm just a sentimental fool.Comment
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You're kidding, right?Originally posted by TheGod View PostComment
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This is interesting that wondering my sexual orientation is your first comment about me. I am not surprised but I do wonder just how much time you spend thinking about homosexuality? Is this something you practice in secret? It's a bit disturbing that gay sex is the first thing that comes to your mind. Perhaps you should ask for god's forgiveness.Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
For the record, I am not homosexual. In fact, i have a loving wife (with whom i treat with respect) and seven wonderful children.
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This the optimal behavior. Good on you, sir. As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing wrong with being sentimental.Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View PostComment
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