[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

User Jane Rhodes: Only a Juggalo writes like that. You're clearly delusional from huffing too much silver spray paint. Get yourself some help. Seriously.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You're the one who sounds racist. Had I been black like you I would probably shot him in cold blood and claimed I was crazy. Go play with your girlfriend. Leave this Godly forum and keep your racist BS to yourself.

Oh, I am racist? Please! I am the vanguard of equality and civil rights! You are the one that implies that if you were African-American you would thus shoot your male sex partner in cold blood. THAT is indeed very racist.

I have been protesting against racist backwards yokels like yourself since 1969!

How many Women's Rights marches have you participated in? How many Gay and Lesbian Equality speeches have you spoken in? How many fliers have you sent out supporting Abortion Rights?

I fight for equality. You fight for stupidity. End of story!

[Matthaeus]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

"Professor Emeritus of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley, Proud member of ACLU, Communist Party USA, National Organization of Women, GLBT Alliance, PETA, Earth First!, and American Atheists."

Hopefully your children will not get homosexual goths. Someone should save them from living in such a hostile and unchristian environment. Btw... is the communist party allowed in the USA?

btw... call yourself "male" and are a member of the National Organization of Women? ... maybe reconsider your gender!

I know what your god looks like!

[KajsaSweden]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I would just like to let you people know that this thread has been posted and emailed around the world. I am from Sweden and got so horrified that I actually took the time to set up an account just so I couls speak my mind in here. I will also be one of the people that will send it on - so that more people will find out what is going on in the isolated redneck part of the states.

Cool enough you guys are christians. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with any religion for that matter.

What is truly scary is that you people live in a rich western country. You live in the country that has the most power in the world. A great big country. Yet this might also be your curse. Since you live there in your big country of freedom and whatnot, you are able to without problem make your own little societys with what I understand no real contact with the rest of the world. What other cultures do you know? What other languages do you speak? What other influences have you gotten than from your parents that was just like you, your neighbour that is just like you, and your pastor that is just like you?

What do you think is the difference between you and radical muslims? If you had the intelligence like them to also organize yourself and start your own bombing of the Middle east - you would have probably done that aswell. So you are no better than them. Any extremism in religion is bad for the world - let it be christian or muslim or hindu.

You people can't see beyond your own nose. You need to open your mind and be other to other people and culture. Believing in God takes many forms. What if the Bible and Christianity is not God's religion. Do you know how many passages of the Bible that was written by men? An any other religious texts for that matter. This does not mean that God doesn't exist - but if he does, how would he he look opon you on the day you die?

I believe that it makes sence if God has made man, that he would have given us something to be able to live by his will - that was not able to be contaminated by other humans. I believe this is our contiousness.

I believe that you, the person that started this thread- that is beating your pregnant wift, if there is a God and a heaven and hell , will be punished at your last day.

You will say - but why are you punishing me?!?! I followed all the things that the Pastor said, and intepreted all the things the Bible says, and tried to live by it?

God will say - but how did you feel when your wife was lying on the floor crying - was that not any problem for you?

You would say - yes, I felt a bit bad but I did it cause the Bible says.

The God would say - since I created you - why would I create you with that feeling in your stomach if I didn't think you shoudl use it for something? What makes more sence - since I am God - would I be able to talk to you in any way (what better way then from inside yourself) or would I have to try and plant stupid documents with wtupid people and hope for the fact that someone read it?

And also - God created your wife as he created any other human and animal - with a sexuality. All the people within christianity that says that "this is Go's way of testing us" - they are all sinners!! This is just their excuse! "The devil influenced me.... buuuuhuuuuu". Shut the F up. They are cowars not beeing able to stand for their own actions. Bad things don't come from God - they come from humans!

And the birth sin?! Give me break. How come virgin Mary was without birthsin? How come her parents didn't pass it on to her?

I really feel sorry for your wife. I hope she leaves you to go on an live a happy life in the way that the voice within tells her to. And by the way -pleasuring her selv in the shower comes from sexuality - which came from God. And the reason for it is probably that you can't get it up.

I am not quite sure what the final words here should be. I just hope that your wife is ok - and that you will get a good wake up call at some point in your life

[Wanderer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I would just like to let you people know that this thread has been posted and emailed around the world. I am from Sweden and got so horrified that I actually took the time to set up an account just so I couls speak my mind in here. I will also be one of the people that will send it on - so that more people will find out what is going on in the isolated redneck part of the states.

Cool enough you guys are christians. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with any religion for that matter.

What is truly scary is that you people live in a rich western country. You live in the country that has the most power in the world. A great big country. Yet this might also be your curse. Since you live there in your big country of freedom and whatnot, you are able to without problem make your own little societys with what I understand no real contact with the rest of the world. What other cultures do you know? What other languages do you speak? What other influences have you gotten than from your parents that was just like you, your neighbour that is just like you, and your pastor that is just like you?

What do you think is the difference between you and radical muslims? If you had the intelligence like them to also organize yourself and start your own bombing of the Middle east - you would have probably done that aswell. So you are no better than them. Any extremism in religion is bad for the world - let it be christian or muslim or hindu.

You people can't see beyond your own nose. You need to open your mind and be other to other people and culture. Believing in God takes many forms. What if the Bible and Christianity is not God's religion. Do you know how many passages of the Bible that was written by men? An any other religious texts for that matter. This does not mean that God doesn't exist - but if he does, how would he he look opon you on the day you die?

I believe that it makes sence if God has made man, that he would have given us something to be able to live by his will - that was not able to be contaminated by other humans. I believe this is our contiousness.

I believe that you, the person that started this thread- that is beating your pregnant wift, if there is a God and a heaven and hell , will be punished at your last day.

You will say - but why are you punishing me?!?! I followed all the things that the Pastor said, and intepreted all the things the Bible says, and tried to live by it?

God will say - but how did you feel when your wife was lying on the floor crying - was that not any problem for you?

You would say - yes, I felt a bit bad but I did it cause the Bible says.

The God would say - since I created you - why would I create you with that feeling in your stomach if I didn't think you shoudl use it for something? What makes more sence - since I am God - would I be able to talk to you in any way (what better way then from inside yourself) or would I have to try and plant stupid documents with wtupid people and hope for the fact that someone read it?

And also - God created your wife as he created any other human and animal - with a sexuality. All the people within christianity that says that "this is Go's way of testing us" - they are all sinners!! This is just their excuse! "The devil influenced me.... buuuuhuuuuu". Shut the F up. They are cowars not beeing able to stand for their own actions. Bad things don't come from God - they come from humans!

And the birth sin?! Give me break. How come virgin Mary was without birthsin? How come her parents didn't pass it on to her?

I really feel sorry for your wife. I hope she leaves you to go on an live a happy life in the way that the voice within tells her to. And by the way -pleasuring her selv in the shower comes from sexuality - which came from God. And the reason for it is probably that you can't get it up.

I am not quite sure what the final words here should be. I just hope that your wife is ok - and that you will get a good wake up call at some point in your life

Well said!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Well said!

I thought you were storming off in a huff? Why are you back here haunting us?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I have successfully converted all bathrooms of my female family members to be unpervertable. (I gave the walls a few nice Biblical quotes about adultery. )

However, the local asylum I bid my time to by trying to save some of the tards, homos, hobos, whores, and non-Christians won't let me do the same to their baths. Their head theologian says it would scientheistically acceptable to do this in the name of Godmockerology, but the head lieberal "psychologist" (more like a psycho) won't let me go with through with the renovations, saying the asylum doesn't have enough "money" in their "budget".

Are there any tips someone can give me on convincing this lieberal nutjob to accept this very reasonable bath renovation? I've tried quoting Scripture and talking to him about the future of his Joo soul, but he just keeps writing- what I presume is- lies on a pad of paper and handing me prescriptions for Viagra and Cialis.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I'm considering another method to reduce unwanted self-peering in the mirror in the bathroom: replace all bulbs w/15 watt bulbs. Even better, use some little LEDs, which are dim, too. The dimmer light will make any unwanted glances less likely.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I would also recommend take any objects out of the shower that may be used for immoral purposes. Thick, elongated objects like back scrubbers can be used improperly. It's probably also best to have one of those glass shower doors that show a distorted view of a person inside, and not a shower curtain, that way you can spy from the outside and know what she's doing in there by the shape of her bodyform through the glass!

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Might as well go with clear glass, just to be safe. It's easier to clean.

[Rev. Greg]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I took your advice and bought a clear glass door, and a comfy stool which I now sit on whenever my wife showers. I take the opportunity to read bible passages to her while she bathes and I paddle her quite vigorously afterwards if she takes too long in her daily hygenic upkeep.

I have noticed lately a dinge on the clear glass door. It is starting to obstruct my view and I worry that perhaps she may be in there thinking that I cannot see her. I fear that if not for my watchful eye, she would have already used a shampoo bottle or loofa for some unholy purpose. Even the thought that she might desicrate herself in such a way I feel is justification for a savage beating. Do you think that an open hand is enough, or should I begin using some sort of wooden impliment, or maybe even a roll of quarters in a my righteous right hand.

On a separate note, the other day my daughter called me by my first name in an obvious show of disrespect. I made her drink a bottle of hotsauce to give her a taste of where further disrespect will eventually land her. Was that enough?


Thanks,
Rev. Greg

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I took your advice and bought a clear glass door, and a comfy stool which I now sit on whenever my wife showers. I take the opportunity to read bible passages to her while she bathes and I paddle her quite vigorously afterwards if she takes too long in her daily hygenic upkeep.

I have noticed lately a dinge on the clear glass door. It is starting to obstruct my view and I worry that perhaps she may be in there thinking that I cannot see her. I fear that if not for my watchful eye, she would have already used a shampoo bottle or loofa for some unholy purpose. Even the thought that she might desicrate herself in such a way I feel is justification for a savage beating. Do you think that an open hand is enough, or should I begin using some sort of wooden impliment, or maybe even a roll of quarters in a my righteous right hand.

On a separate note, the other day my daughter called me by my first name in an obvious show of disrespect. I made her drink a bottle of hotsauce to give her a taste of where further disrespect will eventually land her. Was that enough?


Thanks,
Rev. Greg

It seems like you're more focused on the and not on the discipline. You want them to actually change, not hate you.

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God gave you the proper manly stick to beat her with... you forgot how to use it and seek solutions with earthly technologies such as transparent shower doors.

The reason she's going astray is you haven't taken her into the bedroom regularly and given her the proper conjugal beating as the Lord intended.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God gave you the proper manly stick to beat her with... you forgot how to use it and seek solutions with earthly technologies such as transparent shower doors.

The reason she's going astray is you haven't taken her into the bedroom regularly and given her the proper conjugal beating as the Lord intended.

That doesn't always work, and, you can never be too careful.

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

That doesn't always work, and, you can never be too careful.

He's probably not using God's gift as properly intended. If he has a problem, I could visit and show her how it's done and he can take over from there.

I've found that properly done, women are far happier and obedient and looking forward to the next nights discpline. If you're having problems with your woman, I could pay you a visit as well as oart of God's work, understand I take no pleasure from this. Just being a good Christian and sharing that which has been taught to me by a higher power...