[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

jenny donati told me she was tish, shes a lying witch, its the paliban daily stealing the God spoken protected created birthed name ministry of dreams like thier lost witch hair dyer pastors, ezekiel, and Rev. Jim Osborne, and Billy Reuben, they are witchs, its jean poole and jenny donati stealing the God spoken protected christians ministry name like over 1500 have to ruin, ministry of dreams, i spoke, said, Jesus, after bob prayed, let jenny d. jean poole of the paliban daily lie to you all to trick, heres how you verify it, go to blue host and type in ministryofdreams.org, she purchased it on may 5, 2009, to ruin christian, mocked him on her site, posted and claimed bob sent in post, they are lying, on blue host, the, paliban.org come back like on details on email jenny donati who claims to be tish, and even, thats Jesus, pointing, she claimed to be yoo, thats, corey, lee, brackney, lied, but that was the line saith the Lord, that is when I showed bob where her name was cause the evil jenny d. of paliban daily wanted to ruin innocence, let jenny donati and jean poole who called christian a retard and blocked him, lie to landover baptist church forums, they are cut off witchs, and can not be saved, let them pollute this, its to late for you Billy Reuben and Jim Osborne, you loved this life you hair dyeging witchs, go ahead and block this account, but, to late, for all listed here saith the Lord, dont believe it, when I enter into a person, it feels like body perfect size coming in, now be mocked speaking with tongues but no Holy Ghost, saith the Lord,

Bob, is that you? What have you done with your hair?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

jenny donati told me she was tish, shes a lying witch, its the paliban daily stealing the God spoken protected created birthed name ministry of dreams like thier lost witch hair dyer pastors, ezekiel, and Rev. Jim Osborne, and Billy Reuben, they are witchs, its jean poole and jenny donati stealing the God spoken protected christians ministry name like over 1500 have to ruin, ministry of dreams, i spoke, said, Jesus, after bob prayed, let jenny d. jean poole of the paliban daily lie to you all to trick, heres how you verify it, go to blue host and type in ministryofdreams.org, she purchased it on may 5, 2009, to ruin christian, mocked him on her site, posted and claimed bob sent in post, they are lying, on blue host, the, paliban.org come back like on details on email jenny donati who claims to be tish, and even, thats Jesus, pointing, she claimed to be yoo, thats, corey, lee, brackney, lied, but that was the line saith the Lord, that is when I showed bob where her name was cause the evil jenny d. of paliban daily wanted to ruin innocence, let jenny donati and jean poole who called christian a retard and blocked him, lie to landover baptist church forums, they are cut off witchs, and can not be saved, let them pollute this, its to late for you Billy Reuben and Jim Osborne, you loved this life you hair dyeging witchs, go ahead and block this account, but, to late, for all listed here saith the Lord, dont believe it, when I enter into a person, it feels like body perfect size coming in, now be mocked speaking with tongues but no Holy Ghost, saith the Lord,

Could you sum up your thesis in, say, 100 words?

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

If yours is the godly road then consider me on the grass.

Please stay off the grass.

[ckeiffer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Brother Dustin forgive my lateness in my response as i was unfamiliar with such an enlightened place of biblical cleanliness. As we all know the internet is a dangerous place and the Devil's playground. Until i heard of this wonderful haven from the smut that fills the computer world I deemed the internet as nothing more than the Devil's taint!

Now as far as your wife is concerned. I do have first hand knowledge on how to properly punish a women with unclean thoughts and actions, but you must be careful. Mistaking what her actions were could cause you to over step and punish her for a sin that never occurred. This will serve nothing more than to push her further into the Devil's grip. So you must be sure. I suggest that you install a camera into the shower and record her shower activities. Show us the recording so that we may judge and be sure your actions are pure as to not squander an otherwise righteous women to the depths of hell.

Brother Walker

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I suggest that you install a camera into the shower and record her shower activities.
Brother Walker

You obviously didn't read the whole thread:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=335945&highlight=camera#post335945

[Nada]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You People are completely F**cking INSANE! She probably isn't getting any, considering that you have made reference to her genetalia as "her Devil's layer." Does that make your children the spawn of Satan?? That really has nothing to do with the coinage of that term in reference to her vagina, and everything to do with you being their Father, if you are man enough to have children of your own and not covet someone else's.

How dare you paddle a grown woman! To treat a woman, or any other human-being as a piece of property is a testament to your own moral compass. You are no better than the radical Islamic individuals that you so adamently HATE and Judge. And, as I recall (and I'm no Christian, but even I know this lesson from the Bible), that is not you job! BTW, cute little animation under your "smiles" choices depicting the slaughter of insurgents. What ever happened to an objective and merciful Savior???

This just goes to show the utter manipulation of a valid and decent Faith for the interests of just a few. Great going guys! Way to preach trash and intolerance to vulnerable, soft, and prone minds. That's all you're doing. You're masking your own fears and insecurities with the ignorance and corruption of others, when in reality, you should be helping them to tolerate and love.

Obama would call you all Jackasses! Bush was a Tool!
and I'm GAY!!!

No don't go bombing Abortion Clinics now, ya hear!?!?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Friend,

Jesus sent you to us to be Saved. Why not go to the introduction section and tell us about yourself.

[Nada]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Nah!
You wish you could sink your claws into me! I'm just fine the way that I am! My God tells me that from inside my heart!

Just a little enraged by the treatment of your women.

And who the hell is the perve that wants the camera installed, her actions recorded, and then aired over the internet so that he can watch???

like hes not going to venture into HIS "Devil's layer!"
LOL

That's just blatantly obvious if you ask me. You should ban him for impure thoughts!!! You omnipotent beings, you!

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Nah!
You wish you could sink your claws into me! I'm just fine the way that I am! My God tells me that from inside my heart!

Just a little enraged by the treatment of your women.

And who the hell is the perve that wants the camera installed, her actions recorded, and then aired over the internet so that he can watch???

like hes not going to venture into HIS "Devil's layer!"
LOL

That's just blatantly obvious if you ask me. You should ban him for impure thoughts!!! You omnipotent beings, you!

So, if you didn't come here to be Saved, why did you come? Was it only to spread hatred, and persecute Christians? Personally, I think it's pretty rude on your part to come here uninvited, spewing obscene language around.

God Bless,

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Nah!
You wish you could sink your claws into me! I'm just fine the way that I am! My God tells me that from inside my heart!

So your imaginary god tells you to waltz uninvited and unwelcome into Christian forums and spew hatred and profanities? Your cult must be quite popular...


Enjoy hell. I know I'll enjoy watching you burn!

[Tone Whitterman]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I may not have read this whole thread, as I've missed my afternoon nap and will be having it in due course after postin' this here message, but I can't understand how you people can be so dense.

Showers a ride into Satan's arms? More like his big, black crotch! How people can honestly think that the devious eve-spawn can be trusted outside of male supervision is beyond me, especially with high powered water-based tools of masturbation!

Why, my wife of fifty years was constantly supervised. Whenever she needed to clean herself, she'd be damn lucky to get a bath, let alone a shower. I used to take her out back and hose her down along with my dog at the same time. That's how you kill two stones with one bird, younguns.

In fact, the only time she was out of my sight, the dappy women, tripped and fell out of window, catching a noose on the way down. Honestly, only a woman would think a decent place to keep a noose was outside of a window. Silly muppet got everything she deserved if you ask me.

[john12]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

How fucking dare you strike a girl. I am christian but I know jesus would not want you to hit a women . She is innocent she didnt do anything leave her alone. The poor girl is probably trouble and brainwashed if you read this get out now you wont go to hell just read the bibly colsley u can get out.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

How piffleing dare you strike a girl. I am christian but I know jesus would not want you to hit a women . She is innocent she didnt do anything leave her alone. The poor girl is probably trouble and brainwashed if you read this get out now you wont go to hell just read the bibly colsley u can get out.

Come back when you graduate the 2nd grade and learn how to write.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

How piffleing dare you strike a girl. I am christian but I know jesus would not want you to hit a women . She is innocent she didnt do anything leave her alone. The poor girl is probably trouble and brainwashed if you read this get out now you wont go to hell just read the bibly colsley u can get out.

What is the "bibly colsley" and why are you encouraging our honest women to read it? Is it like some sort of kama sutra book for masturbation methods. Go away, pervert!

[openmindedagnostic]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Call a plumber and have a fixed shower head installed. Or, just duct tape the one you have to the bracket that holds it.

yes because no woman could ever figure out how to take off and reapply duct tape