[SodomSlayer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I am terribly worried, my wife wanted to "give me a suprise" for my birthday and attempted to sodomise me with her mouth. Having broken her jaw I feel I taught my 8 sons John, Paul, Abrehem, Baltasar, Cephas, David, Christianus and Elijah a valuble lesson, however I worry for their souls in the long-term if she has these sick thoughts. How should I avoid a repeat of this disgusting behaviour?

[Daniella-of-Sweden]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I believe that you guys are so wrong.

I know, that you will not say so, but I know, that you all enjoy having sex with your wives, and you always come. But does she come?
Ofc. se don't, because you will not allow her.

If a woman coming, are the same as entering satans arms, why do men not enter satans arms, when they come?

Have you ever wondered, that the sexual part is much more than the intercourse? It is pleasure and bringing yourself and your partner to heaven.

If she masturbates in bath, it's just an indication of lust to her husband. I know it's a deadly sin, but if she didn't feel lust, she wouldn't be able to be pregnant, unless her husband rapes her.

Just be happy if she pleases herself. It means that she can't get enough of you!
If you let er do it, and come, she can tell you, how you can do it to her, and it will be a lovely feeling for both of you.
I'm sure, if you learns to lick her properly, she will return the favor somehow

I know that some of you men have masturbated too, but you wont admit it, because it's a sin.

And by the way; my girlfriend masturbates too. Sometimes she does it in front of me, and I LOVE to see her come and I know that she loves it too.
Since she started masturbating, our sex has become so much better. I've learned where to touch her to make her feel good - and I would never punish her for pleasing herself.
Rather the other way around xD

The mankind has 3 primary factors of surviving; Food and water, sleep and sex.
Sex and lust is a thing no one can live without.

I'm not married, I'm 17 years old - and I have THE BEST SEX EVER!

[Brother Helge]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

The mankind has 3 primary factors of surviving; Food and water, sleep and sex.

To survive you need food, water and sleep.
Sex has nothing to do with an individuals chance to survive.

(To survive in the long run you also need Jesus!)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I'm not married, I'm 17 years old - and I have THE BEST SEX EVER!

You sick monster - we do not want to hear your stories of your wickedness. Doubtlessly they about you being forced off the road by tall Nordicmen in tight back leather who drag you from your car and do horrid things! How dare you post your depraved fantasies to a religious forum!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

The mankind has 3 primary factors of surviving; Food and water, sleep and sex.

Counting isn't your thing now is it! You seem to be unable to use your brain for anything at all actually! Have fun surviving without air!

[mcrowdy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

There's a lot of hate going on in this thread, from a religion based on love. From what I've learned (raised Christian), Jesus ( a JEWISH man) spread the word of God for people to love thy neighbours as they love themselves and to generally do the best good they can while on this earth.
It's amazing how twisted His word has become over the years. Some of the best Christians I know aren't "christians" in your sense, while some of the worst people I know are "christians" who attend church several times a week, thinking it gives them right to spit on the poor, be rude to charities, and not be loving people.
Remember, Jesus spent time with the sinners of his day. Not because he was a sinner, but because he wanted to show them a better way of living.
Now baptists, tell me, how many of you have spent time among sinners to show them a better way of living?
To judge sinners without trying to help them at all is a very un-Christ-like attitude.
And to judge anyone at all is wrong, judging is what God does, not man.

[Talitha]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

There's a lot of hate going on in this thread, Blah..........Blah..............Blah..........
.............To judge sinners without trying to help them at all is a very un-Christ-like attitude.
And to judge anyone at all is wrong, judging is what God does, not man.

WRONG!!
We hate no-one, we merely follow the True Word of God.


Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

…… From what I've learned (raised Christian)

You were not raised "Christian" - Christians read The Bible. You have not. If you had read it you would know what it said. You don't.

[Jedediah]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Remember, Jesus spent time with the sinners of his day. Not because he was a sinner, but because he wanted to show them a better way of living.
Now baptists, tell me, how many of you have spent time among sinners to show them a better way of living?
To judge sinners without trying to help them at all is a very un-Christ-like attitude.
And to judge anyone at all is wrong, judging is what God does, not man.

Friend, I deal with sinners each and every day! I regularly share my testimony and preach the Good News to lost souls, whether they want to hear it or not.

It is clear to me that your understanding of Scripture is far from sound. Please review Rev. Osborne's sermon on whether or not it is truly the prerogative of True Christians(tm) to judge righteous judgment.

[miki44]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I ought to supervise my wife in her baths from now onwards, after learning what devilish intent may surface from that little contraption.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

And to judge anyone at all is wrong, judging is what God does, not man.

Please see my sermon on the subject of Judging others HERE.

I Pray that you will find it enlightening, and that you will repent of your false Christian Blasphemies.

[Adam_Maudite]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

To survive you need food, water and sleep.
Sex has nothing to do with an individuals chance to survive.

(To survive in the long run you also need Jesus!)

Well put Brother, though I'd say Jesus first, then food, water and sleep. After all, why labour for that which is not bread?

[Sinnercorey]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Let her continue doing it, obviously you are not satisfying her sexual needs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Let her continue doing it, obviously you are not satisfying her sexual needs.

Her WHAT!?

There's no such thing as "sexural needs" you pervert. It's degenerates like you that put crazy ideas in women's heads. They're addle-brained enough as it is!

[believer1]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Let her continue doing it, obviously you are not satisfying her sexual needs.

I agree with you on this one, we all have our needs