Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

[Brother_Dustin]

Hello friends,

I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hello friends,

I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

Daily paddlings, an hour in her Prayer closet each morning, and no more showers! Take out that demonic contraption and restrict her to baths from now on.

I'm not sure why a Christian Man would need advice on how to discipline his own wife.

[Brother_Dustin]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Thank You Pastor.

Well, I have been paddling her daily since the incident and I have made her spend an hour and a half at the foot of her bed every morning and night. I also don't let her shower or bathe without me supervising her.
Due to the fact that she is pregnant with my fourth son, I've been going a little lighter on the beatings. Because of that I feel that she isn't being punished enough, what else could I do? I will not let her leave the house, except for grocery shopping, in which case I make my oldest son go with her, until I feel that the LORD has forgiven her. But how can I test her, to know that she has truly relieved from her sins?

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Call a plumber and have a fixed shower head installed. Or, just duct tape the one you have to the bracket that holds it.

[Bob4God]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Due to the fact that she is pregnant with my fourth son, I've been going a little lighter on the beatings.

Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

EDIT: Brother Nobar has some good advice, but make sure she doesn't take a step-ladder into the shower with her to enable her to reach the mounted shower head.

[Brother_Dustin]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Thank You Nobar King and believe me, it IS duct taped.

[William Snodgrass]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Is your wife a Christian also?

[Brother_Dustin]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Well, of course, my wife is a Christian! I would not marry any other SCUM!
How can you ask me such a degrading question??

[SUV]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Greetings, Brother Dustin. This is the first time I've become aware of you on Our Godly Board(r)

I Hope that you and I shall get to really know each other - in the Biblical sense.

[High Queen of Dorkness]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I shower all the time, and I'm fine.

[Once was lost]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Brother-Dustin

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

You missed the first step. You did not punish her. Please listen to those who are offering you advice in here. I know i do and it helps me greatly each tiime i read their posts. I will be a better Christian for doing so.

[OJohnathanEPennings3]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I shower all the time, and I'm fine.

I think not, because you are in a men only forum

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Thank You Nobar King and believe me, it IS duct taped.

I wouldn't trust duct tape, most of it is made by commie china men. I know I've had accidents with it before.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I wouldn't trust duct tape, most of it is made by commie china men. I know I've had accidents with it before.

Those are fighting words, you negative nellie. Anything can be fixed with duct tape.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Those are fighting words, you negative nellie. Anything can be fixed with duct tape.

Cool down Brother Nobar, remember your blood pressure.

This fellow is an Austrian. The duct tape they get is the inferior stuff made in the Orient. You and I have access to the good stuff, the original Duct Tape(r) made in America.

Another reason to thank God for not punishing us by being foreigners.