[Extremeists-LOL!-666]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hello friends,

I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

maybe you just suck in bed?

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

maybe you just suck in bed?

Keep your perverted sex-talk out of this.

[D33pdivine]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This is a REAL opionion so I expect it to be read just like the rest of them.

I went through all the trouble of making a profile on this ridiculous site to let you all know that beating another human being for religious purposes has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Saying it is biblical is only an excuse men make to be able to commit this heinous crime. Gives you a scene of power?... closer to God maybe? Well Ill have you know, if the child your POOR wife is carrying is miscarried because of your ridiculous beatings, if found out your up for life in prison.

So what! shes masturbating in the shower.! Maybe if you cared AT ALL about her needs sexually or her hormones being pregnant, she wouldn't have to pleasure herself. My man respects me and loves me and would never lay a hand on me that he didn't expect to get in return. He also values my sexual needs and I am taken care of and therefore I am happy to please him in return. No deity would ever call for such violence to be committed in a home. A man that feels the need to discipline his wife, like she is a lesser being has a molten spot in HELL reserved for his powerless ass.


Explain the dinosaurs, Idiots.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Explain the dinosaurs, Idiots.

The reason dinosaurs are idiots is because they have brains the size of walnuts.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This is a REAL opionion so I expect it to be read just like the rest of them.

No.

You are a stupid whore.

[D33pdivine]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

The reason dinosaurs are idiots is because they have brains the size of walnuts.

i didn't ask WHY THEY are idiots... I ask Christians to explains dinosaurs if the bible dosnt call for them... Praise Text Book Science.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Jesus sent you to us because you are obviously a slut. Give your eternal soul to Jesus, forsake your evil ways you trollop

This is a REAL opionion so I expect it to be read just like the rest of them.

I went through all the trouble of making a profile on this ridiculous site to let you all know that beating another human being for religious purposes has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Saying it is biblical is only an excuse men make to be able to commit this heinous crime. Gives you a scene of power?... closer to God maybe? Well Ill have you know, if the child your POOR wife is carrying is miscarried because of your ridiculous beatings, if found out your up for life in prison.

So what! shes masturbating in the shower.! Maybe if you cared AT ALL about her needs sexually or her hormones being pregnant, she wouldn't have to pleasure herself. My man respects me and loves me and would never lay a hand on me that he didn't expect to get in return. He also values my sexual needs and I am taken care of and therefore I am happy to please him in return. No deity would ever call for such violence to be committed in a home. A man that feels the need to discipline his wife, like she is a lesser being has a molten spot in HELL reserved for his powerless ass.


Explain the dinosaurs, Idiots.

[Dr A Morse, Ph.D]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

THE MEDICAL VIEWPOINT
Despite what many of us may have been told by our parents, teachers, or religious leaders, m asturbation does not cause physical injury or harm to the body.� We’ve all heard the many myths about m asturbation.� Here are some of the leading myths: *M asturbation leads to blindness
*M asturbation causes you to grow hair on the palms of your hands
*M asturbation causes you to become impotent later in life
* M asturbation leads to mental illness
*M asturbation permanently reduces libido, desire, and/or sexual performance
*M asturbation permanently reduces the quantity or quality of semen

We are happy to report that all of these myths and misconceptions have been proven to be false by the medical community.� Masters and Johnson who are a team of physicians who pioneered the field of human sexuality, and other researchers have demonstrate no negative short-term or long-term medical health effects from m asturbation.

For example, if m asturbation occurs within a marriage or relationship between two individuals where self-pleasure takes the place of having sex with a partner, this act could potentially damage the self-esteem of the latter.� However, according to Louanne Cole Weston, PhD, a board-certified sex therapist “One lesson of long-term relationships is that both people need not be interested in doing the exact same things at the exact same time – and that includes sex. "[1]If the partners within a relationship are capable of communicating their needs, desires, and expectations with one another, m asturbation can then be part of a healthy component of a relationship."

Most of concerns associated with the act of m asturbation stems from the inherent negative connotations and discomfort associated with discussions of sexuality and sexual expression.� Thus, a variety of views have emerged over the centuries regarding m asturbation and its consequences both physiologically and psychologically – even if they are not scientifically based.

M asturbation is a considered a natural and safe (both physically and emotionally) way for men and women to express sexuality and may help promote self-awareness, self-acceptance, and self-confidence.� By exploring one’s own body visually and by touch, this knowledge can be carried over to provide for a stronger and satisfying sexual relationship with one’s partner by opening lines of communication regarding what their body responds to best.

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[Talitha]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

THE MEDICAL VIEWPOINT
Despite what many of us may have been told by our parents, teachers, or religious leaders, m asturbation does not cause physical injury or harm to the body.� We’ve all heard the many myths about m asturbation.� Here are some of the leading myths: *M asturbation leads to blindness
*M asturbation causes you to grow hair on the palms of your hands
*M asturbation causes you to become impotent later in life
* M asturbation leads to mental illness
*M asturbation permanently reduces libido, desire, and/or sexual performance
*M asturbation permanently reduces the quantity or quality of semen

We are happy to report that all of these myths and misconceptions have been proven to be false by the medical community.� Masters and Johnson who are a team of physicians who pioneered the field of human sexuality, and other researchers have demonstrate no negative short-term or long-term medical health effects from m asturbation.

For example, if m asturbation occurs within a marriage or relationship between two individuals where self-pleasure takes the place of having sex with a partner, this act could potentially damage the self-esteem of the latter.� However, according to Louanne Cole Weston, PhD, a board-certified sex therapist “One lesson of long-term relationships is that both people need not be interested in doing the exact same things at the exact same time – and that includes sex. "[1]If the partners within a relationship are capable of communicating their needs, desires, and expectations with one another, m asturbation can then be part of a healthy component of a relationship."

Most of concerns associated with the act of m asturbation stems from the inherent negative connotations and discomfort associated with discussions of sexuality and sexual expression.� Thus, a variety of views have emerged over the centuries regarding m asturbation and its consequences both physiologically and psychologically – even if they are not scientifically based.

M asturbation is a considered a natural and safe (both physically and emotionally) way for men and women to express sexuality and may help promote self-awareness, self-acceptance, and self-confidence.� By exploring one’s own body visually and by touch, this knowledge can be carried over to provide for a stronger and satisfying sexual relationship with one’s partner by opening lines of communication regarding what their body responds to best.

[1] h ttp://my.webmd.com/content/article/1687.51266 (space inserted as I understand that you administrators do not permit linking from non members)

I don't know where to start!

That Post was DISGUSTING

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Blah blah blah

tl;dr

[D33pdivine]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Jesus sent you to us because you are obviously a slut.

TOTALLY.

[Extremeists-LOL!-666]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

TOTALLY.

dont encourage them


p.s.
i still havent heard anyone explain the dinosaurs....

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You are Unsaved Trash, we consider you a member because Jesus sent you to us, to become Saved™.

You do not however, want to push your luck.

THE MEDICAL VIEWPOINT

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[Faithful Jordan]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Do any of you realize that you all literally believe in something that you say entitles you to beat your wife's? You don't let your wife go out without your oldest son and ONLY to the grocery story? What's next? You going to cover her head to toe? You sound like Muslims to me. What a coincidence. I've been reading this thread for the past 30 minutes, and I kept wondering if this website was just a joke. Like as in you're role playing some kind of weird fantasy where you can act however you want. From the outside looking in all I can say is go read a fucking book BESIDES the Bible. Evolution is a fact. Jesus didn't do miracles. Hell, he wasn't even original. He taught a good message, but then narcissistic, egotistical, self-serving assholes take it to extremes like you all do. You aren't going to Heaven when you die. You're going to be dead. D - E - A - D. That's it. It's a proven medical fact that the mind does not exsist without the brain. It's a fact. Not a theory. Not an idea. Not a hypothesis. It's a fact. Like gravity. Like evolution. You idiots still haven't figured it out have you? Half of you would claw your eyes out, and cut of your ears for fear of hearing the truth. I mean you'd think that knowing what a fear driven belief your religion is you'd all be living life to the fullest, but instead you cling to some belief you know in your heart of hearts CAN'T be true because it's been disproven and still you refuse to let go of the bullshit and live. I'd rather spend 80 years on this planet living life to the fullest and end up in hell then spend 80 years in fear of even enjoying what "God" has given me just so I can MAYBE spend the rest of my life in "paradise" with no description that fits any paradise I would want.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This is for the dinosaur hunters:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/search.php?searchid=1090649

Stop wasting everyone's time and use the search function.