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  • #736
    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    Great! A chance to brush up on my unused Dutch! I am a polyglot, by the way. Haven't spoken in Dutch in years, but let me try...

    Hello "Father"....

    Is het waar u is een homoseksuele terrorist? Waarom haat u Jesus? Ook, hoe is mijn Nederlands? Kunt u me begrijpen? Gelieve te antwoorden terug in het Nederlands.

    English: Is it true you are a homosexual terrorist? Why do you hate Jesus? Also, how is my Dutch? Can you understand me? Please respond back in Dutch.
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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    • #737
      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      Originally posted by Father View Post
      Sure, that's probably why the original bible is written in Armenian. Props for your arguments!

      And I'm from Holland, not from Amsterdam.
      Armenian? Are you HIGH? Your probably are, all you Nederlanders are addicts from what I hear.

      I think the language you are looking for is Aramaic. And that is the language Jesus spoke. The Bible was written in Greek, Latin, and all sorts of other languages that God decided weren't working out, so He had King James get it just right in English, so that his chosen people, Independent Baptists (US!) could read it easily.

      Silly foreigner! Oh, and I can order beer in Spanish for your information! Una cerveza por favor!
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      • #738
        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
        Great! A chance to brush up on my unused Dutch! I am a polyglot, by the way. Haven't spoken in Dutch in years, but let me try...

        Hello "Father"....

        Is het waar u is een homoseksuele terrorist? Waarom haat u Jesus? Ook, hoe is mijn Nederlands? Kunt u me begrijpen? Gelieve te antwoorden terug in het Nederlands.

        English: Is it true you are a homosexual terrorist? Why do you hate Jesus? Also, how is my Dutch? Can you understand me? Please respond back in Dutch.
        Nee, ik ben niet homosexueel, en al helemaal geen terrorist. Ik haat jezus niet, ik geloof zelfs in 'iets-als-een' jezus. Ik begrijp uw Nederlands, maar het klopt niet helemaal.

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        • #739
          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Kapitein Portway versloeg enkel uw ezel in argument! Wij allen weten u een homoseksuele terrorist bent. Laat het toe. Geen gebruik dat anymore, mijn fijne Nederlandse vrolijke terroristenvriend verbergt. Wij kennen uw geheimen!!!!
          English: Captain Portway just defeated your ass in argument! We all know you are a homosexual terrorist. Admit it. No use hiding anymore, my fine Dutch gay terrorist friend. We know your secrets!!!!
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          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

          Hosea 9:7
          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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          • #740
            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
            Armenian? Are you HIGH? Your probably are, all you Nederlanders are addicts from what I hear.

            I think the language you are looking for is Aramaic. And that is the language Jesus spoke. The Bible was written in Greek, Latin, and all sorts of other languages that God decided weren't working out, so He had King James get it just right in English, so that his chosen people, Independent Baptists (US!) could read it easily.

            Silly foreigner! Oh, and I can order beer in Spanish for your information! Una cerveza por favor!
            You heard wrong I guess. I'm not an addict. No one I know is an addict. So, god argument again, Captain Kirk!

            Your thing, Aramaic it is, but you get my point. So, King James was a friend of God?

            You must be really proud to know how to order a beer, right? Good for you!

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            • #741
              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Originally posted by Father View Post
              Nee, ik ben niet homosexueel, en al helemaal geen terrorist. Ik haat jezus niet, ik geloof zelfs in 'iets-als-een' jezus. Ik begrijp uw Nederlands, maar het klopt niet helemaal.
              Basically he says "No, I am not homosexual, and no terrorist. I do not hate Jesus, I believe even in 'iets-als-een' Jesus. I understand your Dutch, but it is not entirely correct."

              Like I said, I haven't spoken Dutch in 10-12 years at least. Forgive me.

              Nederlands: Ik denk u ligt! Uw naam is " Father" omdat u een homoseksuele fantasie van het zijn een Vader aan een slechte kleine jongen hebt die discipline nodig heeft! Het recht ben van I?

              English: I think you are lying! Your name is "Father" because you have a homosexual fantasy of being a Father to a bad little boy who needs discipline! Am I right?
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              SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

              Hosea 9:7
              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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              • #742
                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                Kapitein Portway versloeg enkel uw ezel in argument! Wij allen weten u een homoseksuele terrorist bent. Laat het toe. Geen gebruik dat anymore, mijn fijne Nederlandse vrolijke terroristenvriend verbergt. Wij kennen uw geheimen!!!!
                Brother MP, um, I tried to read that out loud and now my monitor is covered with phlegm.

                Is that really a language? Do you have to make clicking sounds with it or something?

                It seems impossible to appropriately praise Jesus with that, um, language.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • #743
                  Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                  Kapitein Portway versloeg enkel uw ezel in argument! Wij allen weten u een homoseksuele terrorist bent. Laat het toe. Geen gebruik dat anymore, mijn fijne Nederlandse vrolijke terroristenvriend verbergt. Wij kennen uw geheimen!!!!
                  English: Captain Portway just defeated your ass in argument! We all know you are a homosexual terrorist. Admit it. No use hiding anymore, my fine Dutch gay terrorist friend. We know your secrets!!!!
                  Haha! You're using babelfish or something. Your dutch is homo-like! Enkel=ankle, ezel=donkey, WTF is that about? Sounds like you are the homo here, right?

                  Desalniettemin, leuk dat je het probeert.

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                  • #744
                    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                    Basically he says "No, I am not homosexual, and no terrorist. I do not hate Jesus, I believe even in 'iets-als-een' Jesus. I understand your Dutch, but it is not entirely correct."

                    Like I said, I haven't spoken Dutch in 10-12 years at least. Forgive me.

                    Nederlands: Ik denk u ligt! Uw naam is " Father" omdat u een homoseksuele fantasie van het zijn een Vader aan een slechte kleine jongen hebt die discipline nodig heeft! Het recht ben van I?

                    English: I think you are lying! Your name is "Father" because you have a homosexual fantasy of being a Father to a bad little boy who needs discipline! Am I right?
                    How did you know? And how does this come up in your twisted mind? Abusing little boys? That's just sick!

                    Prachtig dit!

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                    • #745
                      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Wide-Open, Father...I admit I'm very bad with my Dutch! I picked up some when I was in Amsterdam in the 1960's, and I am doing my best.

                      As Father just said, it's nice that I'm trying it. You can't blame me. I'm just an American. You expect our kind to have knowledge of various foreign languages? Come on!

                      Wijdopen. U kunt Jesus in het Nederlands prijzen. Misschien mijn Nederlandse isn' t het beste, maar u kan hem nog prijzen! Gemakkelijk ben op me. I' m Amerikaan!

                      Vader….Ik denk nog u een vrolijke terrorist bent. Wij allen weten Amsterdam naar huis aan world' is; s grootste vrolijke bevolking. Waarom anders zou u hier als vrolijke agenda komen niet bevorderen?
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                      SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                      Hosea 9:7
                      The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                      • #746
                        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                        Wide-Open, Father...I admit I'm very bad with my Dutch! I picked up some when I was in Amsterdam in the 1960's, and I am doing my best.

                        As Father just said, it's nice that I'm trying it. You can't blame me. I'm just an American. You expect our kind to have knowledge of various foreign languages? Come on!

                        Wijdopen. U kunt Jesus in het Nederlands prijzen. Misschien mijn Nederlandse isn' t het beste, maar u kan hem nog prijzen! Gemakkelijk ben op me. I' m Amerikaan!

                        Vader….Ik denk nog u een vrolijke terrorist bent. Wij allen weten Amsterdam naar huis aan world' is; s grootste vrolijke bevolking. Waarom anders zou u hier als vrolijke agenda komen niet bevorderen?
                        I'm speaking various foreign languages, so why not?

                        Amsterdam is inderdaad de vrolijkste bevolking ter wereld. Veel vrolijker dan Amerika. In Amerika wonen extreem veel homo's die elkaar ***smut removed*** enzo. Daar hou ik niet van en daarom ga ik liever niet naar Amerika.
                        Last edited by Wide-Open; 06-10-2009, 08:37 AM. Reason: Removed dirty word

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                        • #747
                          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Father said: Amsterdam is indeed the liveliest population in the world. Much livelier than America. In America there are a lot of gays s that blow each other. For this reason I rather don't want to go to America.

                          Ik weet wij het Dorp van San Francisco en van Greenwich Village, maar Amsterdam is nog een Paradijs Homo! Het grootste deel van Amerika is heteroseksueel. Probeer bezoekend Volledige eigendom, Iowa waar de Doopsgezinde Kerk illuster Landover wordt gevestigd. Niet een homo in gezicht!

                          I know we have San Francisco and Greenwich Village, but Amsterdam is still a Homo Paradise! Most of America is heterosexual. Try visiting Freehold, Iowa where the illustrious Landover Baptist Church is located. Not a homo in sight!
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                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                          Hosea 9:7
                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                          • #748
                            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            By the way...
                            You got on me for my use of "enkel". It does mean ankle, but it also means "single/only". When you ask for a one way train ticket you typically say "Een enkeltje Amsterdam".
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                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                            Hosea 9:7
                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                            • #749
                              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                              By the way...
                              You got on me for my use of "enkel". It does mean ankle, but it also means "single/only". When you ask for a one way train ticket you typically say "Een enkeltje Amsterdam".
                              That is a phrase not used since the 60's.

                              Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                              Ik weet wij het Dorp van San Francisco en van Greenwich Village, maar Amsterdam is nog een Paradijs Homo! Het grootste deel van Amerika is heteroseksueel. Probeer bezoekend Volledige eigendom, Iowa waar de Doopsgezinde Kerk illuster Landover wordt gevestigd. Niet een homo in gezicht! old

                              I know we have San Francisco and Greenwich Village, but Amsterdam is still a Homo Paradise! Most of America is heterosexual. Try visiting Freehold, Iowa where the illustrious Landover Baptist Church is located. Not a homo in sight! old
                              Do you know "De Wallen" in Amsterdam? No homo's in there! Almost everyone in Hollywood is homo. Maybe I'll have to take a visit to Freehold indeed.

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                              • #750
                                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                Last time I was in Amsterdam was the 60's! Give me a break!

                                The gayest part of Hollywood is West Hollywood. Many, many queers there, I admit. That's where Eddie Murphy picked up the transvestite prostitute.

                                Nederlands: Genoeg van deze vrolijke bespreking. Hoe voelt u over douches? Zijn zij de oorzaak van vrouwen die gaan naar Satan? Maak het snel, moet ik aan bed krijgen. 2:00 AM hier in Californië!

                                English: Enough of this gay talk. How do you feel about showers? Are they responsible for women going to Satan? Make it quick, I have to get to bed. 2:00 AM here in California!
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                                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                Hosea 9:7
                                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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