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  • #16
    Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Well, what about Monica Crowley?

    She doesn't have "it". In fact, she's not terribly attractive at all.
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    • #17
      Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      She doesn't have "it". In fact, she's not terribly attractive at all.
      I admit, her Adam's apple is rather petite, especially compared to Ms. Coulter's.
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      • #18
        Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

        The Longevity Award must go to Mrs. Bob Dole....a prime example of how having the Light of Jesus shine from within you keeps a lady young and beautiful, naturally.
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        • #19
          Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

          Who? All of them!!!!!
          But Sarah Palin is a bit better than the rest!
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          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #20
            Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            The Longevity Award must go to Mrs. Bob Dole....a prime example of how having the Light of Jesus shine from within you keeps a lady young and beautiful, naturally.
            She has nothing to hide, there!
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #21
              Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

              The hottest female Republican is with out a doubt my wife. I would post a picture of her but she is very modest, as required of a Christian wife. Not only is she hot, but she is an excellent cook. She excels at Blueberry Pie. She also excels at all of her Christian duties. I have rewarded her by hiring house Negros to do the more mundane household chores such as laundry and bathroom cleanup. This allows her to pursue Godly tasks such as Bible Study and mission work with whigras. She is a wonderful Christian wife and she has both inner and outer beauty. My wife is the hottest female Republican.
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              • #22
                Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

                I would like to ask why you are judging women on their looks and not their personality. If you are trying to be all Jesus-like, this is just wrong. Quite frankly, women back then didn't wear modern make-up and really could care less how they looked for the most part. So why is it suddenly such a big deal?

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                • #23
                  Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

                  Originally posted by Loonyloopy View Post
                  I would like to ask why you are judging women on their looks and not their personality. If you are trying to be all Jesus-like, this is just wrong. Quite frankly, women back then didn't wear modern make-up and really could care less how they looked for the most part. So why is it suddenly such a big deal?
                  Please quote the scripture that says we should do as you suggest.
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                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

                    Originally posted by Loonyloopy View Post
                    I would like to ask why you are judging women on their looks and not their personality.
                    Usually, the people who make statements like that are fat and look like a badger’s ass. Where are you on this one, please post photos
                    If you are trying to be all Jesus-like, this is just wrong.
                    No, it’s all right – when you breed cattle, you look for the ones with the best traits – ugliness is not best.
                    Quite frankly, women back then didn't wear modern make-up and really could care less how they looked for the most part.
                    This is absolute garbage – where did you get that one? Es:1:11: To bring Vashti the queen before the king with the crown royal, to shew the people and the princes her beauty: for she was fair to look on.
                    Job:40:10: Deck thyself now with majesty and excellency; and array thyself with glory and beauty.
                    So why is it suddenly such a big deal?
                    It isn’t, when God created Eve, do you think that Adam had to drink 10 pints to came near her? NO! God made the perfect woman!
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                    • #25
                      Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Job:40:10: Deck thyself now with majesty and excellency; and array thyself with glory and beauty.

                      When God created Eve, do you think that Adam had to drink 10 pints to came near her? NO! God made the perfect woman!
                      And all True Christian™ women were begat of Eve, so of course we have the majority on God's personal vision of beauty.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

                        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                        And all True Christian™ women were begat of Eve, so of course we have the majority on God's personal vision of beauty.
                        Absolutely, I published this earlier:
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                        • #27
                          Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

                          That's easy! It's Rush Limbaugh.


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                          • #28
                            Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Robert Roberts View Post
                            That's easy! It's Rush Limbaugh.


                            Limbaugh is the biggest cooter. Miss Lindsey Graham is the hottest Republican gal.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

                              Originally posted by Loonyloopy View Post
                              I would like to ask why you are judging women on their looks and not their personality. If you are trying to be all Jesus-like, this is just wrong. Quite frankly, women back then didn't wear modern make-up and really could care less how they looked for the most part. So why is it suddenly such a big deal?
                              Give me a quote from the Song of Solomon that says anything about personality. God's favorite love poem is basically a catalogue of body parts and descriptions.
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                              • #30
                                Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

                                Straight up, Sarah Palin.

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