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    Female Circumcision

    What is the Biblical stance of Landover Baptist Church based on the KJV1611 on female circumcision? There has been much recent discussion about female masturbation and the demonic possession therein. Female circumcision at infancy would seemingly solve any problems with female promiscuity and keep good Christian wives in obedience, thus alleviating the tiresome beatings. Again I yield to the learned Pastors.

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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    Re: Female Circumcision

    Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
    What is the Biblical stance of Landover Baptist Church based on the KJV1611 on female circumcision? There has been much recent discussion about female masturbation and the demonic possession therein. Female circumcision at infancy would seemingly solve any problems with female promiscuity and keep good Christian wives in obedience, thus alleviating the tiresome beatings. Again I yield to the learned Pastors.

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    That's something the jungle bunnies do out in Godless Africa. It isn't found anywhere in the Holy Bible.

    These kind of questions should be in the MEN's ONLY section, pal. I'll move this thread for you, but please think before posting.
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      Re: Female Circumcision

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      That's something the jungle bunnies do out in Godless Africa. It isn't found anywhere in the Holy Bible.

      These kind of questions should be in the MEN's ONLY section, pal. I'll move this thread for you, but please think before posting.
      Thank you Pastor for your discretion. I am still learning.

      Yours in Christ

      Brother Lazarus
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        Re: Female Circumcision

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        That's something the jungle bunnies do out in Godless Africa. It isn't found anywhere in the Holy Bible.

        These kind of questions should be in the MEN's ONLY section, pal. I'll move this thread for you, but please think before posting.
        Forgive me for my ignorance but I am still learning. My question is, when something ISN'T found in God's Word as expressed in the Holy KJV1611 what are we to do? Female circumcision is not commented upon in the Bible, (I defer to you) so does that make it Godly or Satanic? This question is not confined to the simple act of female circumcision but is expanded to anything not specifically mentioned in the KJV1611. If God has nothing to say about something, it that something Holy or is it Satanic?

        Yours in Christ

        Brother Lazarus
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          Re: Female Circumcision

          Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
          Forgive me for my ignorance but I am still learning. My question is, when something ISN'T found in God's Word as expressed in the Holy KJV1611 what are we to do? Female circumcision is not commented upon in the Bible, (I defer to you) so does that make it Godly or Satanic? This question is not confined to the simple act of female circumcision but is expanded to anything not specifically mentioned in the KJV1611. If God has nothing to say about something, it that something Holy or is it Satanic?

          Yours in Christ

          Brother Lazarus
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            Re: Female Circumcision

            There's no such thing as a female circumcision.

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            • #7
              Re: Female Circumcision

              Originally posted by SDStoopid858 View Post
              There's no such thing as a female circumcision.
              Don't be ridiculous (and dragging up an old thread isn't a good start to that end mind you,) of course female circumcision exists. How could we even talk about it if it didn't exist? Is this the same kind of "logic" that drives the typical "GOD doesn't exist" argument?
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              • #8
                Re: Female Circumcision

                Originally posted by SDStoopid858 View Post
                There's no such thing as a female circumcision.
                I have often suggested that to be able to connect to the internet, people should have to pass an intelligence test... I don't think you would even qualify to send letters via the mail. Even Wickedpedia knows about female circumcision
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                • #9
                  Re: Female Circumcision

                  I'm afraid I can't be of much help, as, well, we used the "double sheets with a hole" setup, so I never had a close look, um, there. And to be honest, no real Christian ever should.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Female Circumcision

                    I agree with Brother Wide. The topic of female circumcision makes people think about lady parts, and the ONLY people who should be thinking about lady parts are the doctors who have sacrificed theirs lives to being lady parts doctors.

                    As I've stated before, the only reason for a True Christian™ man to be anywhere near "down there" on a woman is when he is trying to create Soldiers for Christ with his True Christian™ wife.

                    And even then, the act should be done as quickly as possible in total darkness. And during the shameful act, both parties should be praying outloud for forgivness to the Baby Jesus for forcing Him to witness such a disgusting display.

                    So let's just end this discussion as quietly as possible, alright?
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                    • #11
                      Re: Female Circumcision

                      God gave women a clit so they could fuckin jerk it. He put it there so its there for a reason end of discussion.

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