[Cranky Old Man]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I don't have axe, I live in city, not in farm

Stop making excuses. Go to a shop and buy an axe!

[Jedediah]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

aaahm .... just it is impossible
I don't have axe, I live in city, not in farm

I'm sure you will be able to find some True Christian™ doctors who would be willing to perform the procedure, if you prefer a more sterile, clinical environment.

However, you can take care of this matter yourself with a large knife, some rubbing alcohol, and gauze. It probably would be best to at least get oversight from a (Christian) doctor though.

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Can someone practically help me to quit masturbation ?
Perhaps I need a very strict but fair mentor, who regularry warns me how great sin is the masturbation, and whom I bound to confess my masturbation if I do it. Then he hardly rebuke me.

This is my idea, because my problem is I live alone in my home, and nobody can see me. Perhaps if I renounce my privacy, it can help.

It would be great if someone help me who is very srtrict and don't know compromise.
I imagine that, He (the mentor) regularry ask me (in e-mails): did I touch my intimate parts ?, did I lust after sex or women ? did I look women with few clothes when I was out ?, etc ... etc.
And I would be bound to answer honestly, and if I did something bad, he guess punishment, depending on how great sin did I do.

And I didn't get answer about that marriage is sin for me or not, but if it is sin, the mentor will recall my duty, that Marriage is not for me, I have to forget it.

I love my parents, but they never disciplined me agains masturbation, never forbitted it.
Perhaps with a mentor, we should complete these misses.

God Bless You all
I hope, someone can help, it would be great.

I'd prefer this, instead of castration. I want to overcome the sin, while I can choose the sin, so I keep my free will.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

aaahm .... just it is impossible
I don't have axe, I live in city, not in farm

Dear Friend,

Pinking shears and a creme brulee torch work just fine. I'd be happy to send you a kit.

bab

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Dear Friend,

Pinking shears and a creme brulee torch work just fine. I'd be happy to send you a kit.

bab

NOO. I don't want to castrate myself. I rather stop masturbating.
But I need help, as I wrote above.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

NOO. I don't want to castrate myself. I rather stop masturbating.
But I need help, as I wrote above.

Dear Friend,

I think you're being entirely unfair to the Lord. He has PROVIDED help.

First, He sent Jesus, who told us in Matthew 5:30:

And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Then He made sure His Word was preserved in the inerrant Bible to provide you direction.

Then He ordained Landover Baptist Church to make sure you were told to take the Bible seriously.

And more specifically, He put you in touch with me, as a minister who has overcome the demons of homosexuality with a little snip snip myself.

What more HELP do you need? God has helped, and helped, and helped, and helped. Now it is up to you. Do you want to embrace your new life as a True Christian Eunuch™? Or spit in the face of Baby Jesus?

Yours in Him,
BAB!

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

But ... I do not know how to do it. It may get infected, it is dangerous.
It is not help if you ask me impossible.
It would be great help if I find someone "mentor" like I said above.

There is no other way ?? I will go to Hell, if I won't castrate myself ??

[Talitha]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

But ... I do not know how to do it. It may get infected, it is dangerous.
It is not help if you ask me impossible.
It would be great help if I find someone "mentor" like I said above.

There is no other way ?? I will go to Hell, if I won't castrate myself ??

Son, as things stand you are going to Hell anyways.
You need to GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD.
He died a most horrible temporary death because of YOU!

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Son, as things stand you are going to Hell anyways.
You need to GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD.
He died a most horrible temporary death because of YOU!

NOOOO !!! I don't want go to Hell. Castration is the only way to Heaven for me ??
But whats wrong with my idea ? If I overcome masturbation, why castration is necessary ??
In other post I saw an other solution, too: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=38941
In a chastity device, MB.-ing is impossible.

[The Bright Beast]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

As NUMEROUS other Christians have stated:

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Stop being such a sissy Lieberal satanic athiest and DO IT, lest you want to suffer damnation?

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Please, forgive my sissy behavior.
I search a castration cllinic, but not easy to find.
Until then, someone can help me as Accountability partner ??
I don't want to masturbate until I cut myself off.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Quit stalling and start acting! Jesus could kill you every second now and Hell would be your destiny!

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

And more specifically, He put you in touch with me, as a minister who has overcome the demons of homosexuality with a little snip snip myself.

Born again Bob. Can you tell me exactly, how did you cut yourself ?

Son, as things stand you are going to Hell anyways.
You need to GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD.
He died a most horrible temporary death because of YOU!

Talitha. Am I going to Hell even if I castrate myself ? What do you mean ?
How can I get right with the Lord ?

[Tea_Party_Minister]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Andrew, if you cannot show restraint, then you must look to the Holy Bible (KJV) for guidance.

(Matthew 5:30) And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Dismemberment is your only option. The Lord has spoken.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Please, forgive my sissy behavior.
I search a castration cllinic, but not easy to find.
Until then, someone can help me as Accountability partner ??
I don't want to masturbate until I cut myself off.

Wow, you are a sissy, aren't you. Instead of doing it for yourself you go looking for a clinic.