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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #331
    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by Paul999 View Post
    So obey me, or feel my wrath!
    Now pay attention. This is where you finally made total fool out of yourself.
    You made a silly threat you can not possibly enforce. So, we do not obey any unsaved trash and no, there is nothing you can do about it.

    You heathens are always so funny when you got upset.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #332
      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

      Originally posted by Paul999 View Post
      Because I am the son of God, I was born from God, He is my father. (John 1,12-13)
      I am the Chosen One (Eph 1,4).
      I will judge angels (1st Cor 6,3)

      So obey me, or feel my wrath!
      Friend,

      Unsaved trash like you can not just play cut and past with The Bible just to produce what ever silly argument you want. As a TRUE Christian(tm) I am disgusted by people who use The Bible for a cheep and easy laugh. Go look at VGRID's powerful teaching in "Bible in Year", does that look like a cheep and easy laugh?

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Paul the Foreigner
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • May 2011
        • 147

        #333
        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Friend,

        Unsaved trash like you can not just play cut and past with The Bible just to produce what ever silly argument you want. As a TRUE Christian™ I am disgusted by people who use The Bible for a cheep and easy laugh. Go look at VGRID's powerful teaching in "Bible in Year", does that look like a cheep and easy laugh?
        I just looked that, impressive.
        Do you really think, I am unsaved trash ?
        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
        13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #334
          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

          Originally posted by Paul999 View Post
          I just looked that, impressive.
          Do you really think, I am unsaved trash ?
          Me think that? No friend. Jesus tells us you are.

          If you were a TRUE Christian(tm) you wouldn't ask that question.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Paul the Foreigner
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2011
            • 147

            #335
            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Me think that? No friend. Jesus tells us you are.

            If you were a TRUE Christian™ you wouldn't ask that question.
            Is there any hope for me ?
            Can I become true christian ?
            Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
            13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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            • ajroloff the queer
              Unsaved trash, foreign pervert
              • Jul 2011
              • 29

              #336
              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

              I heard thinking about baseball helps???
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #337
                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                Originally posted by ajroloff the queer View Post
                I heard thinking about baseball helps???
                I imagine when you're thinking about baseball it's "homer" the whole time.



                (Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

                YiC,

                Z. Smyth
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                • ajroloff the queer
                  Unsaved trash, foreign pervert
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 29

                  #338
                  Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  I imagine when you're thinking about baseball it's "homer" the whole time.



                  (Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

                  YiC,

                  Z. Smyth
                  Hi... Smyth (Did I get that right?)

                  Actually I am English... I think Baseball sucks... So I don't think about Baseball when I don't wanna masturbate... I can't really remember when I tried to stop myself masturbating... (waits for the "your a perv" "you masturbate everywhere" "oh my, do you do it in front of children" replies)

                  So Unless you are talking about me thinking about that time I thought about the episode of The Simpsons where Homer was a mascot for a Baseball team... no I do not think about Baseball in a Homer way....

                  In fact I am a wrestling fan... their rip into that at will...
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • Brother Harold Porter
                    Landover Senior Outreach
                    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 8236

                    #339
                    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                    Originally posted by ajroloff the queer View Post
                    In fact I am a wrestling fan... their rip into that at will...
                    Wrestling is homosexual foreplay. Yuck.
                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #340
                      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                      Originally posted by ajroloff the queer View Post
                      Hi... Smyth (Did I get that right?)

                      Actually I am English... I think Baseball sucks...
                      So I don't think about Baseball when I don't wanna masturbate... I can't really remember when I tried to stop myself masturbating... (waits for the "your a perv" "you masturbate everywhere" "oh my, do you do it in front of children" replies)

                      So Unless you are talking about me thinking about that time I thought about the episode of The Simpsons where Homer was a mascot for a Baseball team... no I do not think about Baseball in a Homer way....

                      In fact I am a wrestling fan... their rip into that at will...
                      Let's examine the FACTS here friend
                      • You are English
                      • You have fantasies about having oral sex with baseball players
                      • You like to watch men wrestle each other to the floor.
                      Face it friend the gaydar is going pink on you so it is not surprising you masturbate. Face it friend; you enjoy having sex with men, even when that man is yourself.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #341
                        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                        Originally posted by ajroloff the queer View Post
                        Hi... Smyth (Did I get that right?)

                        Actually I am English... I think Baseball sucks... So I don't think about Baseball when I don't wanna masturbate... I can't really remember when I tried to stop myself masturbating... (waits for the "your a perv" "you masturbate everywhere" "oh my, do you do it in front of children" replies)


                        So Unless you are talking about me thinking about that time I thought about the episode of The Simpsons where Homer was a mascot for a Baseball team... no I do not think about Baseball in a Homer way....

                        In fact I am a wrestling fan... their rip into that at will...
                        You m********* to CARTOONS???



                        Is there no depth to the depravity you descend to?

                        YiC,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • ajroloff the queer
                          Unsaved trash, foreign pervert
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 29

                          #342
                          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                          Wrestling is homosexual foreplay. Yuck.
                          Ha! thanks opinion noted

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Let's examine the FACTS here friend
                          • You are English
                          • You have fantasies about having oral sex with baseball players
                          • You like to watch men wrestle each other to the floor.
                          Face it friend the gaydar is going pink on you so it is not surprising you masturbate. Face it friend; you enjoy having sex with men, even when that man is yourself.
                          Lets study the points you made...
                          [*] Thanks, I know, England rules![*] Actually what I was saying was that "I do not like Baseball, what so ever, it is terrible"...[*] I like to watch a company called WWE, technically they prefer drama (scripted storyline action) over actual wrestling... ao you could say I like the drama aspect... However I have a feeling you and a friend of mine would get on well, she makes fun of me all the time for watching it.

                          And finally, I have had a few people ask me if I am gay, however the people that are my friends now that I am not gay... Think of me as J.D. from scrubs…

                          P.S.
                          Haven't had sex with a man.... yet (JOKE = I have not slept with a man)

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          You m********* to CARTOONS???



                          Is there no depth to the depravity you descend to?

                          YiC,

                          Z. Smyth
                          No... I was using Homer Simpsons as a joke... I joke a lot (!) if you haven't already noticed...
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #343
                            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                            Originally posted by ajroloff the queer View Post
                            And finally, I have had a few people ask me if I am gay, however the people that are my friends now that I am not gay... Think of me as J.D. from scrubs…
                            Friend,

                            I did my missionary work in San Fransisco. I know gay when I see it and I am seeing a man whose drapes and furniture match.
                            Originally posted by ajroloff the queer View Post
                            P.S.
                            Haven't had sex with a man.... yet (JOKE = I have not slept with a man)
                            You masturbate. Therefor you have had gay sex.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #344
                              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                              Originally posted by ajroloff the queer View Post

                              No... I was using Homer Simpsons as a joke... I joke a lot (!) if you haven't already noticed...
                              My concern for your soul is no laughing matter, friend.

                              (Psalms 142:7) "Bring my soul out of prison, that I may praise thy name: the righteous shall compass me about; for thou shalt deal bountifully with me."

                              I'm trying to show you the way, and yet you insist on keeping your soul in a jail cell. Let it out, friend!

                              YiC,

                              Z. Smyth
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                              • Blake03
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 11

                                #345
                                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                I will admit, I only read the 1st page and that plan sounds good. I hope it can keep me from touching myself, I have tried and usually can go a couple weeks before the devil send my hand down there to do his dirty work. But this may help. I know I probably missed a lot of good ideas on the other 34 pages but I have the 1st steps to cure this problem.

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