X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • JollyOldJoe
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2010
    • 4

    #121
    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    I'm going to try this. I'm a chronic masturbator and it has become an addiction that has stunted my growth and made me feel awful. Thanks a ton Ezekiel.

    Comment

    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #122
      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

      Originally posted by JollyOldJoe View Post
      I'm going to try this. I'm a chronic masturbator and it has become an addiction that has stunted my growth and made me feel awful. Thanks a ton Ezekiel.
      That's PASTOR Ezekiel, pal.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

      Comment

      • Nate Burnell
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 12

        #123
        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

        While cuttin' off your hands is certainly one way to keep yourself from playing with your tallywhacker, it sure would make it difficult to turn the pages of your KJV 1611 Bible or visit the LBC website. That's why I recommend some of these Sandpaper PVC-Coated Gloves. Believe me, a little bit of super glue to keep them on and you won't have to worry about the tempation for awhile!
        Genesis 38:9-10 KJV "And it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."

        Comment

        • G. Fawks
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Dec 2010
          • 6

          #124
          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

          It's a lot easier than that.
          When you've just gone up, don't go down again.

          Comment

          • hopedude
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2011
            • 2

            #125
            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

            Is masturbation SO terrible?
            At the moment i don't feel doing anything wrong when I touch myself! but you are making me wondering if I am a bad Christian!

            Comment

            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22357

              #126
              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

              Originally posted by hopedude View Post
              Is masturbation SO terrible?
              Yes.

              but you are making me wondering if I am a bad Christian!
              You are not even a Christian! A Christian would follow the Bible instead of ignoring it.

              God does not want you to masturbate:
              • Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."
              • Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
              • 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
              • 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

              Comment

              • hopedude
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2011
                • 2

                #127
                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                Ok.. I think I am going to learn a lot here!
                I have received an infraction for asking this.
                Sorry, I will be more careful in advance...

                Comment

                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #128
                  Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                  Originally posted by hopedude View Post
                  Ok.. I think I am going to learn a lot here!
                  I have received an infraction for asking this.
                  Sorry, I will be more careful in advance...
                  Careful is good, letting go of your tallywacker is better, Loving Jesus is priceless!

                  Comment

                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22357

                    #129
                    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                    Originally posted by hopedude View Post
                    Ok.. I think I am going to learn a lot here! I have received an infraction for asking this. Sorry, I will be more careful in advance...
                    I am glad to hear you will be more careful from now on. We highly prefer people doing their own Bible study over having to spoon-feed it to them.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                    Comment

                    • Virgin93
                      Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                       
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 153

                      #130
                      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                      maybe one should also have the 11th commandment in one's mind:

                      Thou shalt not get caught.

                      Comment

                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #131
                        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                        Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                        maybe one should also have the 11th commandment in one's mind:

                        Thou shalt not get caught.
                        You can run but you can't hide.

                        Psalm 139:7-10 (King James Version) 7Whither shall I go from thy spirit? or whither shall I flee from thy presence? 8If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there. 9If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea; 10Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me.


                        Jeremiah 23:24 (King James Version) 24Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

                        Comment

                        • Virgin93
                          Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                           
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 153

                          #132
                          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          You can run but you can't hide.

                          Psalm 139:7-10 (King James Version) 7Whither shall I go from thy spirit? or whither shall I flee from thy presence? 8If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there. 9If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea; 10Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me.


                          Jeremiah 23:24 (King James Version) 24Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD.
                          I can hide myself from my father but not from God.

                          Comment

                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #133
                            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                            Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                            I can hide myself from my father but not from God.
                            Jesus is always watching!

                            Comment

                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #134
                              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                              Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                              I can hide myself from my father but not from God.
                              God IS your father young lady. And don't you forget it!

                              John 8:41 Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                              Comment

                              • Virgin93
                                Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                                 
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 153

                                #135
                                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                God IS your father young lady. And don't you forget it!
                                I understand, Sir. But my Father is not God.

                                Comment

                                Working...