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Wrestling is homosexual foreplay. Yuck.
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Hi... Smyth (Did I get that right?)Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostI imagine when you're thinking about baseball it's "homer" the whole time.

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
YiC,
Z. Smyth
Actually I am English... I think Baseball sucks... So I don't think about Baseball when I don't wanna masturbate... I can't really remember when I tried to stop myself masturbating... (waits for the "your a perv" "you masturbate everywhere" "oh my, do you do it in front of children" replies)
So Unless you are talking about me thinking about that time I thought about the episode of The Simpsons where Homer was a mascot for a Baseball team... no I do not think about Baseball in a Homer way....
In fact I am a wrestling fan... their rip into that at will...
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I imagine when you're thinking about baseball it's "homer" the whole time.Originally posted by ajroloff the queer View PostI heard thinking about baseball helps???

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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I heard thinking about baseball helps???
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Is there any hope for me ?Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostMe think that? No friend. Jesus tells us you are.
If you were a TRUE Christian™ you wouldn't ask that question.
Can I become true christian ?
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I just looked that, impressive.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostFriend,
Unsaved trash like you can not just play cut and past with The Bible just to produce what ever silly argument you want. As a TRUE Christian™ I am disgusted by people who use The Bible for a cheep and easy laugh. Go look at VGRID's powerful teaching in "Bible in Year", does that look like a cheep and easy laugh?
Do you really think, I am unsaved trash ?
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Friend,Originally posted by Paul999 View PostBecause I am the son of God, I was born from God, He is my father. (John 1,12-13)
I am the Chosen One (Eph 1,4).
I will judge angels (1st Cor 6,3)
So obey me, or feel my wrath!
Unsaved trash like you can not just play cut and past with The Bible just to produce what ever silly argument you want. As a TRUE Christian(tm) I am disgusted by people who use The Bible for a cheep and easy laugh. Go look at VGRID's powerful teaching in "Bible in Year", does that look like a cheep and easy laugh?
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Now pay attention. This is where you finally made total fool out of yourself.Originally posted by Paul999 View PostSo obey me, or feel my wrath!
You made a silly threat you can not possibly enforce. So, we do not obey any unsaved trash and no, there is nothing you can do about it.
You heathens are always so funny when you got upset.
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Because I am the son of God, I was born from God, He is my father. (John 1,12-13)Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View PostWhy do you think you have higher powers?? Your title is unsaved trash. Why do you think you deserve better than this?
Jack
I am the Chosen One (Eph 1,4).
I will judge angels (1st Cor 6,3)
So obey me, or feel my wrath!
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Why do you think you have higher powers?? Your title is unsaved trash. Why do you think you deserve better than this?Originally posted by Paul999 View PostPastor. You quoted to me the Romans 13,1 (and others):
" Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. "
This means, you have to Obey me ! I am your higher power.
And I command you, do not write again to these forums, until you learn some kindness !
I command you to apologize for any negative word that you used to others (such as "gypsy", scum etc.).
If you don't obey me, you don't obey the Bible. And it is God's word.
God Bless You, my friend.
Jack
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Pastor. You quoted to me the Romans 13,1 (and others):Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWhat does all this have to do with STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION? Stop derailing our Godly threads.
" Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. "
This means, you have to Obey me ! I am your higher power.
And I command you, do not write again to these forums, until you learn some kindness !
I command you to apologize for any negative word that you used to others (such as "gypsy", scum etc.).
If you don't obey me, you don't obey the Bible. And it is God's word.
God Bless You, my friend.
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You have ignored my rebuttal. Should I take that as a surrender?Originally posted by Paul999 View PostYou are called to silence.
Why are you quoting scripture out of context? Why won't you allow our Godly Pastor to admonish you as the Bible demands?
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You are called to silence.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWhat does all this have to do with STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION? Stop derailing our Godly threads.
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What does all this have to do with STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION? Stop derailing our Godly threads.Originally posted by Paul999 View PostPut on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering
(Colossians 3,12)
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