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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #91
    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
    Yes, I once had. But that was absolutely not my intention, only his..
    I sort of got abused by a boy classmate approx ten years ago.
    After that disgusting moment I never saw him again.
    He probably got dismissed from school.

    I'm glad there are people like Pastor Zeke and you (prof bessemer)
    who help people to get rid of masturbation.

    When I ever get seducted and nearly touch myself I shall contact you asap for some hints.
    Splendid! I am certain my expertise will help you when you feel tempted to pleasure yourself.

    Also, if you would like to unburden yourself about your encounter with that awful catamite all those years ago, I would be willing to listen to all of the sordid details. Often, the first step to healing is to confide in a True Christian™ Ex-Gay(c) like myself. I will be praying for you son!
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    • Aaron Cyril
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2010
      • 67

      #92
      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

      Often, the first step to healing is to confide in a True Christian™ Ex-Gay© like myself. I will be praying for you son!
      I shall be working my way towards it Professor Bessemer.
      So the sooner I can call myself a true christian, the faster the healing will go ?. I mean : I dont have serious trauma's relating to the moment I got abused, but it still resembles in my head now and then.

      Thank you for your wise advice.
      What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

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      • Cantankeros josh
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2010
        • 12

        #93
        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

        Thank you all, it's been a week since i played the devil's instrument, i know it isn't that long, but every little bit is worth it on my way to salvation, that and i'm fixing this problem solo, it's been tough but worth it.

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        • Proverbs3:5-6
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 24

          #94
          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

          what a marvellous post I have printed it off and given it my son who has dreadful problems with self abuse.


          He rarely even puts his Cincinnati Bow Tie on recently as he is so busy doing the devils work. I have started beating him, am praying hard and given him the tips

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          • Praise Me Sideways
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2010
            • 3

            #95
            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

            I am beginning to fall into depression gentlemen, and I need real men to help me. This is what my wife told me before we split:
            Last edited by Bob4God; 06-22-2010, 03:04 AM.

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #96
              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

              Originally posted by Praise Me Sideways View Post
              I am beginning to fall into depression gentlemen, and I need real men to help me. This is what my wife told me before we split:
              Get thee behind me Satan!

              Do you suppose posting lesbanian pornographic filth in a thread titled "STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION" is what Jesus would do? Here we are doing our very best to recover from our personal hell, trying to keep our hands above our waists at all times and in walks the Devil himself.

              Jesus give me strength to avoid viewing these wicked sluts!
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Aaron Cyril
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2010
                • 67

                #97
                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                oh darn
                I saw it.. why am I so naïve.
                I could have known it was something like that.
                My young gentleman nearly wen't thru the roof .

                Yet I did not even touched it

                After successfully completing this huge task, it seems that I finally got rid of my masturbating problem

                Atheists are good for something after all.
                What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

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                • Bob4God
                  Moderator
                  Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                  Hands folded for Jesus
                   
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #98
                  Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                  Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
                  oh darn
                  I saw it.. why am I so naïve.
                  I could have known it was something like that.
                  My young gentleman nearly wen't thru the roof .

                  Yet I did not even touched it

                  After successfully completing this huge task, it seems that I finally got rid of my masturbating problem

                  Atheists are good for something after all.
                  I am so proud of you! Anyone can shim sham his tallywhacker to dirty pictures on the internet, but only a REAL man can resist the urge!

                  Praise JESUS!
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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #99
                    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                    One of the best ways of overcoming masturbation is to stay busy, busy, busy. As the old saying goes, idle hands are the devil's playthings. Between my full-time job here as senior pastor, my television program, my anti-pornography ministry, my niglet ministry, my rape counseling ministry, traveling around the world doing Rev. Jim's Miraclefest™, consulting with my accountant team about donations and tithes, to spending weekends ministering to young women who need it most like porn stars, strippers and prostitutes....I simply don't have time to abuse my self. It's not even on my mind.

                    Believe me, after a long day of doing television taping, when you are in a hotel alone with an unsaved 19-year-old harlot, giving your testimony to her until your tongue hurts....you won't even think about masturbation.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #100
                      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      One of the best ways of overcoming masturbation is to stay busy, busy, busy. As the old saying goes, idle hands are the devil's playthings. Between my full-time job here as senior pastor, my television program, my anti-pornography ministry, my niglet ministry, my rape counseling ministry, traveling around the world doing Rev. Jim's Miraclefest™, consulting with my accountant team about donations and tithes, to spending weekends ministering to young women who need it most like porn stars, strippers and prostitutes....I simply don't have time to abuse my self. It's not even on my mind.

                      Believe me, after a long day of doing television taping, when you are in a hotel alone with an unsaved 19-year-old harlot, giving your testimony to her until your tongue hurts....you won't even think about masturbation.
                      Praise Jesus, do you need an assistant to help with the wayward ladies?

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                      • Aaron Cyril
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                        • Jun 2010
                        • 67

                        #101
                        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                        Count me in as a co-assistant !!.
                        Since I am an apprentice to everything I should lay my hands on any "field practise" I encounter. Learning in the name of the lord
                        What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

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                        • amadetys
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 4

                          #102
                          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                          oh and i assume you explain the fact that little kids masturbate because they are small and it is easier for Satan to corrupt them? masturbation is natural, it is certainly better than people taking off their sexual frustration by rape or by anger towards others

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #103
                            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                            Originally posted by amadetys View Post
                            oh and i assume you explain the fact that little kids masturbate because they are small and it is easier for Satan to corrupt them? masturbation is natural, it is certainly better than people taking off their sexual frustration by rape or by anger towards others
                            Your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #104
                              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                              Originally posted by amadetys View Post
                              oh and i assume you explain the fact that little kids masturbate because they are small and it is easier for Satan to corrupt them? masturbation is natural, it is certainly better than people taking off their sexual frustration by rape or by anger towards others
                              Why is everything sex and violence with you people? Try reading the KJV and seeking Jesus for a change.
                              Drama queen

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                              • Warner S. Davidson
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 586

                                #105
                                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                One of the best ways of overcoming masturbation is to stay busy, busy, busy. As the old saying goes, idle hands are the devil's playthings. Between my full-time job here as senior pastor, my television program, my anti-pornography ministry, my niglet ministry, my rape counseling ministry, traveling around the world doing Rev. Jim's Miraclefest™, consulting with my accountant team about donations and tithes, to spending weekends ministering to young women who need it most like porn stars, strippers and prostitutes....I simply don't have time to abuse my self. It's not even on my mind.

                                Believe me, after a long day of doing television taping, when you are in a hotel alone with an unsaved 19-year-old harlot, giving your testimony to her until your tongue hurts....you won't even think about masturbation.
                                Bless you Reverend Jim -

                                I for one can appreciate your unselfish devotion to helping harlots and whores and other low life trash and your endeavors to stamp out self "groinal" abuse
                                As you know in my sinful past I was entrapped in that depraved culture of strippers, and bi-sexual super models who were only interested in debauchery and unspeakable acts in orgy after orgy after orgy after orgy.
                                This left me in a constant state of tense and sinful thoughts resulting in impure bodliy "reactions"

                                With your teachings and that of the other Godly Pastors here I no longer sin and have the will power not to fondle my privates for the purpose of Satan's gratification.

                                Praise you: Reverend Jim
                                2 Samuel 22:31

                                As for God, His way is perfect;
                                The word of the LORD is proven;
                                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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