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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Is this homer or what?

    I ran across this story in the secular press...I'm wondering what you Godly Brothers think about it. On one hand, it seems pretty cool to have a vacation without nagging females around. On the other hand, it seems a bit homerish. What do you guys think?


    Guys on vacation equal Mancations

    MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - Gene Grabarnick longed for a hotel with all the things a man would want on a getaway with friends.

    Where the concierge ushers guests to the hottest clubs. Where requests, from hand-rolled cigars to a favorite beer in the mini-bar, are unflinchingly filled. Where luxury is wrapped in sexy, swanky style.

    So, he built it.

    The Regent South Beach, the hotel Grabarnick developed here and plans to open in October, is among businesses nationwide targeting guys vacationing — or as they like to say, "mancationing" — with their friends. They are offering everything from poker parties to hand-rolled cigars, buckets of beer to sports tickets, all in hopes of tapping a growing market.

    "These trips are about a group of people that most likely met in college and are sort of just extending their yesterdays," said Josh Lesnick, president of I'm in!, a Waltham, Mass.-based business founded last year that helps organize trips for groups of men. "It's once a year or twice a year. It's sort of a rite of passage. It's sacred territory."

    It's also potentially big business. Research commissioned by I'm in! found trips taken by friends — male and female alike — could annually generate $11 billion in online sales and reservations alone.

    Grabarnick said his concept for the Regent — which features a glass-bottom pool, Mercedes-Benz 500S house cars and 24-hour concierge service — was partly inspired by his own getaways with friends. They jet off to places like Aspen, Colo., and Costa Rica every few months with a clear idea of what makes a perfect getaway.

    "What my friends and I like," he said, "is what we're putting into this hotel."

    The Regent will offer a package targeting men with a penthouse room, a private rooftop terrace with a hot tub and wet bar, round-the-clock butler service and a choice of a luxury rental car such as a Porsche, Bentley or Lamborghini.

    Dozens of other places are getting into the mancation act, too.

    At the Wild Dunes Resort in Isle of Palms, S.C., the "Dudes on the Dunes" package includes a round of golf and an in-room poker game with snacks and beer from $625 per person for two nights. The Marquis Los Cabos Resort in Los Cabos, Mexico, includes surfing lessons, golf, poker, cigars, beer, chips and guacamole in its man-themed package from $490 a night. And the Harbor Beach Resort & Spa in Fort Lauderdale is offering "The Fishing Emanation," which includes a fishing expedition and a chef to cook the catch of the day starting at $725 per person.

    An "Urban Dictionary" definition for mancation describes it as men engaging in masculine activities such as sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and drinking, without the presence of wives, mistresses or girlfriends. Vince Vaughn helped popularize the term in this summer's romantic comedy "The Break-Up."

    Many businesses began mancation packages after their "girls' getaways" — vacations taken by women together with friends or female relatives — proved popular.

    Fairmont Hotels & Resorts began marketing girls' getaways about five years ago. Now, about half of the chain's 50 hotels offer mancations, too, and the company says it has sold hundreds of the packages.

    The Fairmont Copley Plaza in Boston offers an "Entourage Package" tapping the popularity of the HBO series chronicling the enviable lives of a Hollywood actor and his circle of buddies starting at $3,000 for four people for two nights. At the Fairmont Chicago, the "Mancation Package" includes seminars on style and entertaining, cigar sampling, whiskey tasting and a steak dinner starting at $399 a person. And the Fairmont Sonoma Mission Inn & Spa has a "Speed Meets Spa" package pairing three-day race driving instruction with man-friendly spa treatments starting at $4,795.

    Aaron Bernthal can relate. The 28-year-old financial adviser in New York says many of his high school and college friends have scattered across the country, so their annual trip is especially important.

    "It's always fun to get away with the guys for a couple of days," he said. "It's even more important to try and schedule trips to get away, otherwise you never see each other."

    Bernthal and a group of five or six other guys have traveled to Portugal, Spain and Brazil. And he and his father recently went to Chicago for the Fairmont's mancation package.

    Mancations may be the tourism industry's hottest new venture, but the idea is ancient.

    At the Hotel Fauchere in Milford, Pa., groups of men began coming for hunting and canoeing trips when it opened in 1852. Today, the hotel still attracts a similar clientele, though its mancationers now enjoy modern amenities including wireless Internet, iPod docking stations and flat-panel televisions.

    "It's the same as it's always been," said Sean Strub, the hotel's co-owner. "It's just a very old tradition."
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    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    There is already a club like that. It's called The Vatican.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Brother_Mike
      True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 105

      #3
      Of course its homer! This whole thread makes baby Jesus puke!
      Me
      Got Jesus?

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Those secular people just get sillier and sillier. A Saved® True Christian™ man doesn't need to go to some fancy resort and pay a stranger to fulfill his requests unflinchingly. What do people think wives are for?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Andreas
          Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 249

          #5
          There is already a club like that. It's called The Vatican.
          Those papist homer swines. Wir müssen die Catholicker ausrotten.

          Of course its homer! This whole thread makes baby Jesus puke!
          Oh, so that's what makes the acid rain. I'll start reading my Bible again as soon as possible.

          But Jesus is most definitely not a baby!
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 09-18-2006, 01:51 PM. Reason: Certain non-Americans can't spell or capitalize Godly words properly....
          Soon in Christ

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            You know what would be a good idea? A "whitecation."
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Father Maurice Lester
              Ring-kissing Papist dog
              • Sep 2006
              • 3366

              #7
              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              There is already a club like that. It's called The Vatican.
              Thank you 'Pastor'. It's nice to see the rest of the world catching up with the things we have known for almost two thousand years.



              Bless you, my wearer of Plus Fours,
              Father Mo
              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                So you call a men only thing homer? What about this whole promise enforcer forum then?
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • lilith
                  Night Hag
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1232

                  #9
                  They're obviously just good clean fun...for upright,earnest christian blokes.

                  And if you believe that,I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.old
                  In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #10
                    Well, I look at the evidence.
                    1) They seem to insist a little TOO much about NOT BEING GAY!
                    2) They are always talking about tallywhackers and sodomy

                    *cough* closet *cough* *cough*
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Well, I look at the evidence.
                      1) They seem to insist a little TOO much about NOT BEING GAY!
                      2) They are always talking about tallywhackers and sodomy

                      *cough* closet *cough* *cough*


                      ...from the hag lilith...
                      They're obviously just good clean fun...for upright,earnest christian blokes.

                      And if you believe that,I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.
                      Both of you have earned a warning point for intruding into MEN TERRITORY! Out! Both of you! We do not need your empty-headed female comments in here. Go make us a plate of sandwiches! NOW! MOVE IT!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Well, I look at my fantasies.
                        1) They seem to insist a little TOO much about NOT BEING GAY!
                        2) They are always talking about tallywhackers and sodomy

                        *cough* closet *cough* *cough*
                        Quit projecting on the virtuous sinner. We are not like your kind that were we are so depraved as to force ourselves on our sisters the minute they reach puberty.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • MoonFlower
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 522

                          #13
                          Maybe Landover should have "Christcations"....could you imagine all the money...err...SOULS you all could "save"?? BJ and Zeke would be great at running it! I think it'll be waaaay better than that hotel on South Beach!

                          Moon

                          PS - I agree...mancations is like a big cockfest. Excuse my language, but it's true. Besides, the hotel is on SOUTH BEACH....enough said.
                          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                            Maybe Landover should have "Christcations"....could you imagine all the money...err...SOULS you all could "save"?? BJ and Zeke would be great at running it! I think it'll be waaaay better than that hotel on South Beach!

                            Moon

                            PS - I agree...mancations is like a big cockfest. Excuse my language, but it's true. Besides, the hotel is on SOUTH BEACH....enough said.
                            Christifcations, you mean like "mancations"? The idea might have promise; maration prayer sessions with out the wife bothering you but we would need to do something to keep it from going homer.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • MoonFlower
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 522

                              #15
                              Hmmmm, what's a good manly, True Christian® thing you all could do that won't make this seem homerish???? I have a few suggestions, but you might yell at me for them.

                              Moon
                              You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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