[Bobby-Joe]

Hmmmm, what's a good manly, True Christian® thing you all could do that won't make this seem homerish???? I have a few suggestions, but you might yell at me for them.

Moon

Now Moonflower; do remember what kindly old Pastor Al tells you when he takes out his rubber strap; we only do this because we care about you.

So share you ideas with us, after all Jesus knows what you are thinking anyway.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Is this homer or what?

Quit projecting on the virtuous sinner. We are not like your kind that were we are so depraved as to force ourselves on our sisters the minute they reach puberty.

I heard that isn't what your sister Irene told her counsellor.

[Hushed_Agony]

Not good......definately a homer getaway

"man-friendly spa treatments starting at $4,795"

Brothers, being new to this forum, I am to the way of our felloship, but...these homers, our Lord Jesus shall strike them dead with their tallywackers out in theer fancy footbaths and face treatments. Strike 'em dead I say. The Lord shall have his rath on them homers. That's money that they could donate to the church and to the well I am sorry to say, the crops didn't bring in what I thought it would, but to me so I could contribute to my Lords House. I work with one or two (I suspect) homers and it just makes me ill. I thought it was bad enough that the negras are working, earning as much wage as I do.

[MoonFlower]

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So share you ideas with us, after all Jesus knows what you are thinking anyway.

Well, how about True Christian™® Dancers (aka Dancers for Christ®)....they're be female, of course. You could also have a bathing suit competition and see which female has the most Christian swimwear.....I could go on and on, but like you said, "Jesus knows what I'm thinking".

Moon

PS - Just a suggestion, although I know you probably won't like it...I think some of you gentlemen could benefit from a few classes on how to sexually please your women...NOW BEFORE YOU BEAT ME....THERE IS A REASON BEHIND THIS: If you please your women in bed, they're more likely to WANT hanky panky (probably more than you men already do). Of course, so that it's fair, I could also teach the women a few tricks to keep you men happy as well. And because this would be approved by the Pastors here, there's no need to worry about it being sinful in any way, shape, or form. This is strictly to be done with your wife/husband. Premarital sex is NOT permitted.....so, BJ, what do you think???

[Bobby-Joe]

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I heard that isn't what your sister Irene told her counsellor.

If that Joo marrying ex-Catlicker atheist harlot when to her Pastor instead of a secular humanist consellor she wouldn't be having those nightmares about being eaten by a gaint snake, now would she?

[Brother Temperance]

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PS - Just a suggestion, although I know you probably won't like it...I think some of you gentlemen could benefit from a few classes on how to sexually please your women...so, what do you think???

I think that that is exactly how Soviet Russia started. Bill Clinton probably took those classes, and look where he is now: married to the Antichrist (not Ratstinker, the other Antichrist.)

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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If that Joo marrying ex-Catlicker atheist harlot when to her Pastor instead of a secular humanist consellor she wouldn't be having those nightmares about being eaten by a gaint snake, now would she?

Ohhh, I really don't want to know....

[Bobby-Joe]

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Ohhh, I really don't want to know....

Well you asked, so thank you for reminding me about my sister's problems and how she is being humped into hell by some Joo boy. I have a cut on my hand, would you like to rub some vinegar into Mrs. Empathy?

I tell you those Joos see a Catliker girl and its like a Darkie seeing a white chick with a fat ass.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well you asked, so thank you for reminding me about my sister's problems and how she is being humped into hell by some Joo boy. I have a cut on my hand, would you like to rub some vinegar into Mrs. Empathy?

I tell you those Joos see a Catliker girl and its like a Darkie seeing a white chick with a fat ass.

How right you are Brother BJ....The filthy hook-nosed jew male is obsessed with deflowering Godly Christian White females. Its all they think about. Well, that and money.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well you asked, so thank you for reminding me about my sister's problems and how she is being humped into hell by some Joo boy. I have a cut on my hand, would you like to rub some vinegar into Mrs. Empathy?

I tell you those Joos see a Catliker girl and its like a Darkie seeing a white chick with a fat ass.

Aww, still have feelings for Irene, do we?

[MoonFlower]

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I have a cut on my hand, would you like to rub some vinegar into Mrs. Empathy?

Awww.

*gives BJ a hug*

Don't you let her get to you BJ. Now, please try to be nice to my boss, Rachael.

Moon

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Your boss?

[MoonFlower]

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Your boss?

Yea, I'm working for him. I clean and cook and care for his house. He IS a bachelor afterall.

Moon

[friendofdorothy]

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Whats wrong with male bonding?????

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is this homer or what?

Whats wrong with male bonding?????

You revived a thread that was nearly a year old for that?

You're one of those homers, aren't you boy.