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  • #226
    Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    Don't be foolish. Either you will be an obedient or God-fearing woman, or you'll burn in Hell. Your denial of God's authority will not get you anywhere:

    Psalm 14:1-3:
    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.     The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.
    They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
    Obedience isn't something that comes naturally to me

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    • #227
      Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

      Originally posted by Sparky View Post
      Obedience isn't something that comes naturally to me
      Well, you need to realize that obedience to God is a prerequisite for righteousness. If you disobey God, you live in sin and not in Salvation™:

      Romans 6:15-16:
      What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid.       Know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness?

      Additionally, because you are a woman, God demands you to be obedient to your husband as well:

      1 Corinthians 14:34:
      Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
      Please, don't reject, Jesus, woman. It is very hot in Hell!
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • #228
        Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
        Sparky, I think you are taking a dramatically wrong approach to life. You seem impervious to the Bible's Words of Love and Wisdom, which is very sad!

        Men should do manly things, women should do womanly things. I think it would be good for you to watch this:

        Truly an inspirational video, I hope parents have copies to use during their home schooling classes.
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • #229
          Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

          Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
          Truly an inspirational video, I hope parents have copies to use during their home schooling classes.
          Don't worry, Brother. Here at Landover, every female human being above the age of 3 can recite this video almost literally. True Christian(tm) Homeschooling Parents are renowned for the soundness with which they educate their children.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • #230
            Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

            Originally posted by Sparky View Post
            Ha ha ha
            I'm not a lesbian, and I have never had a problem "catching" members of the opposite sex (this is not innuendo, I don't mean that I sleep around or anything)
            Why the heck would I starch anyone's socks? Why would you want starchy socks?
            I will compromise to some of my husband's preferences, as long as he does the same for me
            Sparky you say you do not have problems catching men. How many times were you married?
            or
            Did you participate in premarital sex?
            or
            Are you a participating fornicator having sex with others while married?
            The Bible has many answers.
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • #231
              Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

              sorry just back from goat fucking, was a nice tight assed goat i had today. Women have children as they can withstand more pain than men, if a man tried to have a child his painthreshold would fail and he would die

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              • #232
                Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                Sparky you say you do not have problems catching men. How many times were you married?
                or
                Did you participate in premarital sex?
                or
                Are you a participating fornicator having sex with others while married?
                The Bible has many answers.
                I actually meant that I am outgoing, confident and have a good sense of humour, so getting along well with members of the other sex isn't an issue for me
                And I'm 20, so I haven't been married

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                • #233
                  Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                  wow im quite stunned about this. How can your logic say that women dont count as people i mean really. only beacause they look slightly different tehy are still humans.

                  and here is some a bit off the topic stuff:
                  I personally dont believe in anything than myself. I read for some minutes ago that invisible things are not true and you cant see any got or what so ever so then god is not true.

                  i aslo read that the earth is flat and placed on collums, do these people have no common sense at all?

                  Any religion shall be private and not affect the public what so ever. people are free they should not be arttached to something as absurd as any religion. Religion makes nothing else than pain and suffering the world would be much better off without it. How do i know you might say well its just open your eyes and think with your own mind for once and not follow blindy to anything that this foul ''god'' says/writes.

                  i aslo says if anyone in this modern times would say that he was the son of god he would be placed in a madhouse or something. Final and the last how can anyone believe a book written by some people that isnt any proof that even existed and a book that was written over 2000 years ago.

                  Peace and freedom, over any religion

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                  • #234
                    Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section. Tell us about your devoutness, your favorite verses, your church. We can't wait to hear all about it.
                    I saw your picture. Your ugly and gay.

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                    • #235
                      Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                      Originally posted by iknowbest View Post
                      I saw your picture. Your ugly and gay.
                      No you're incorrect in both your assessment and expression thereof.

                      Pastor Zeke is cute as a button and has especially nice feet.

                      He is NOT gay! He is as solemn as a saint and will make a fine, True Christian husband someday once he finds an inferior woman worthy of him.

                      Snippyly Yours,

                      Handmaiden

                      p.s. please feel free to look at my picture and tell me that I am ugly
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • #236
                        Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                        Originally posted by Henricos240 View Post
                        I personally dont believe in anything than myself.
                        So everything around you, including this forum, is an illusion? You atheists are so hilariously stupid...
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • #237
                          Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                          i think women definately count as people because we are 50% of the population but as far as do we count as equal as Men....definately not.
                          we don't have the intellegence or strength to be as good as Men.
                          we are the support cast and the Men are in the lead.

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                          • #238
                            Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                            Originally posted by lesley7 View Post
                            i think women definately count as people because we are 50% of the population but as far as do we count as equal as Men....definately not.
                            we don't have the intellegence or strength to be as good as Men.
                            we are the support cast and the Men are in the lead.
                            Praise Jesus, this might just be the most intelligent post EVER written by a female. Might I add, this forum is for Men only. Do not post here again.

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                            • #239
                              Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              Praise Jesus, this might just be the most intelligent post EVER written by a female. Might I add, this forum is for Men only. Do not post here again.

                              This is a joke right?

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                              • #240
                                Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                                Originally posted by dtracy View Post
                                This is a joke right?
                                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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