[Damien_Thorn]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

Why do you guys beat women? I would never lay a hand on my girl. Even though I'm the Anti-Christ, I don't have the right to hit Cheyenne! Even my father, Satan, does'nt beat his girlfriends and boyfriends.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

You are married to an Injun?

[Damien_Thorn]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

No, she's white, her name is Cheyenne. She's actually Goth.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

No, she's white, her name is Cheyenne. She's actually Goth.

Actually she'd probably enjoy it. Them goth people are in all sorts of kinky S&M and rape fantasies. They also like to practice actual vampirism and drink their lover's blood.

[Damien_Thorn]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

I'll only beat her when she says it's okay.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

It is irrelevant if she consents to required corrective measures to maintain the sanctity of marriage.


But if it pleases you to have her do so, then that is fine.

[Damien_Thorn]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

Whatever, like I care.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

Leave it to a Cathylicker priest to find something sexual in spanking naughty daughters and their mother. Do you molest girls too!

There has never been a charge brought up against anyone at LBC and their never will be. Unlike you Cathylickers we folks at LBC worship Jesus Christ as our Lord and not some dress wearing Roman dictator with a pointy hat.

The LBC pastors are men, manly men who wear suits. You homer priests wear dresses.

1. Only 4% of priests all over the world were molesters (and soon laicized). I'm part of the 96% who are NOT.

2. That's probably because you threaten to beat them harder if they do call the police. So I can add witness intimidation to the list of charges (I'm calling my brother right now) Just like the 500 former parishoners of mine who did that, you'll be doing prison time too!

(side note: If you plan to visit any of them, the Racine County prison is accepting ministers-I don't even mind if you preach to them, since they're likely going to hell anyway)

3. So LBC pastors dress the same way for Jesus that they do for a business meeting? Oh wait, I forgot-you don't have Jesus' Real Presence in your worship like we do!

[Bobby-Joe]

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3. So LBC pastors dress the same way for Jesus that they do for a business meeting? Oh wait, I forgot-you don't have Jesus' Real Presence in your worship like we do!

That is because we don't pretend Jesus is in a jar and in a little tent on the altar like you Catholics do. Jesus is with us at all times, especially when we go into business meetings. You should try listening to Him some times Martin.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

"Will no one rid us of this turbulent priest?"

[Myron Pollard]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

1. "Only 4% of priests all over the world were molesters (and soon laicized)"....Imagine if the other 90% would come clean about their pedophilia...Bless Jesus

[TC Patriot]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

1. Only 4% of priests all over the world were molesters (and soon laicized). I'm part of the 96% who are NOT.

2. That's probably because you threaten to beat them harder if they do call the police. So I can add witness intimidation to the list of charges (I'm calling my brother right now) Just like the 500 former parishoners of mine who did that, you'll be doing prison time too!

(side note: If you plan to visit any of them, the Racine County prison is accepting ministers-I don't even mind if you preach to them, since they're likely going to hell anyway)

3. So LBC pastors dress the same way for Jesus that they do for a business meeting? Oh wait, I forgot-you don't have Jesus' Real Presence in your worship like we do!

A few points Father Sodomite; In the general population less than 1% of people molest so when it comes to molesting a priest is for more time likely to do it based on your data. We all know that the number is much much higher than 4%. Even the Liebrul media will admit to that. For every one of you Cathylicker dress wearing sissy boys who get caught there are 100 who don't and you know it!

Jesus lived in the dessert and that is why he wore sandals. As Godly as LBC pastors are they would not be so arrogant to pretend to be Jesus or act like a surrogate Jesus. The LBC pastor are what they are and that is Godly men who teach the Word of God. You Cathylickers ignore the word of God and make up your own silly rules that have nothing to do with the Bible.

The next thing you Catholicks will be doing is making Michael Jackson a saint.

[ownerofconfedchick]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

I'll only beat her when she says it's okay.

WHAT?? That defeats the purpose. That's like beating your woman but "just a little bit" or "gently".
The purpose of a beating is for correction. If they are comfortable with the administration, they are likely to make repeat offenses because the infraction certainly is not on the forefront of their mind. You need to beat it into them to make them remember.
That "only when it's okay" stuff doesn't work and is a sissy way around things.

[Mapper]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

Bear in mind that daughters are a good thing to offer as prizes or rewards.

Jos:15:16: And Caleb said, He that smiteth Kirjath-sepher, and taketh it, to him will I give Achsah my daughter to wife.
Jos:15:17: And Othniel the son of Kenaz, the brother of Caleb, took it: and he gave him Achsah his daughter to wife.

In this instance the lucky winner was Caleb's nephew.


I see no reason to consult your wife or daughter on this, but I do urge fathers to be responsible – take a critical look at your daughter – and, to avoid unpleasantness afterwards, ask yourselves subjectively, “Is she a worthy prize?”

Of course you'd think of selling your kids in a slave market. Basterd

[James Hutchins]

Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

Of course you'd think of selling your kids in a slave market. Basterd

Not kids, daughters, there is a difference. Unless there is something wrong with a son, they are always keepers.