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  • True Christian (tm) DIY!!!

    Men, when you see a True Christian (tm) Do it yourself project, post it here! I am building me one of these babies. It also has an on-board camera!

    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: True Christian (tm) DIY!!!

    That's pretty ambitious, Eliot. I'm sure your neighbors are going to be impressed!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

      I'm thinking of building one of these on the property I own up in Minnesota. I can think of no better way to honor God than to build my vacation home as a replica of Noah's Ark. Praise!

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      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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      • #4
        Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

        Brother Eliot, let me know when you complete that contraption! I could put something like that to excellent use this coming September when the Gay Pride Festival is scheduled.

        Yours in Christ
        Brother Lazarus
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • #5
          Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

          That's nice! E-mail me the blue-prints please.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #6
            Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
            That's nice! E-mail me the blue-prints please.
            Check your inbox Brother!
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            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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            • #7
              Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

              Got them. Looks like a project for the wayward teens bootcamp this summer!
              That's a nice deck too.

              Brother Lazarus, It's could be a long time before I finish it. You might want to start on your own now.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

                Capt. A. Portway, you are my hero. That's an awesome project.

                You guys are building on me!


                Love
                ~Truth

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                • #9
                  Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

                  You guys are pathetic. No Christian woman would devote herself to you; too materialistic

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                  • #10
                    Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    Got them. Looks like a project for the wayward teens bootcamp this summer!
                    That's a nice deck too.

                    Brother Lazarus, It's could be a long time before I finish it. You might want to start on your own now.
                    Indeed Brother Eliot. It will be difficult to generate enough lift to support a usable weapon evangelical tool. Let me know how your project develops. It is a Godly endeavor and it will be surely become a very useful weapon tool to use in our efforts to convert the non-believers!

                    Yours in Christ
                    Brother Lazarus
                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                    • #11
                      Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

                      The weapon needs to be light, but there's also the "kick." But the guy in the video got it to work somehow.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • #12
                        Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

                        DIY is not only for the experienced, it is basically a manly pursuit and here I show some general tips.
                        1. Ensure that you use eye protection when using a drill
                        2. When accessing heights, ensure you have a solid base to your ladder - this is simple to arrange
                        3. or use a secure mobile device of your own construction
                        4. As a True Christian™, if supervising in areas of radio-active and biological contamination, remember God will protect you from everything.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #13
                          Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

                          Jimmy Roy Stewart asked me to upload a video clip of his new motorized vehicle:
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #14
                            Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

                            How can you not like that? But, Id stick it on a snapper so you can mow the lawn with it too.
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • #15
                              Re: True Christian ™ DIY!!!

                              Thanks again mr king and what a great idea mr mayfield if i do that maybe i can cut lawns faster and earn a little extra money that way i can keep up on my tithe like the pastors say you cant out give God.

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