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  • #1

    Well, well, well

    I usually concider myself open minded towards all religion in the world, but I gotta tell you, folks. You guys just pushed the line.

    I can sympathise with most of you, white, trailer trash weaklings. Hell, I bet you feel really big and strong, hiding behind the bible, or worse, empowering yourself through the beating of your submissive excuses for wives.

    Is that it, boys? Do you feel powerful when you beat the 'hellfire' out of your wives? Does it make you hard? Do you suddenly feel bigger and stronger than the snot nosed brats you were when your moms beat you around? I hope you don't. You're bubble's gonna burst any second now.

    I invite you all to come and visit Israel, moreover that, visit me, all the members of this so called civilized message board. I'd like to see if any of you pathetic excuses for men could keep up with me.

    I'd beat the hellfire out of you just like your moms did.
    I'd teach you a thing or two about the right to bear arms, as in, blow your heads off 300 ft. away, easy. You can run, but it'll just make me laugh harder.
    If any of you has the guts to come over, which I hope you will, do make sure you contact me via MSN messanger at xxx@nana.co.il

    I'll be more than happy to paddle any of you sorry butts back to church.

    Take care, with much love. Your No. 1 Harlot

    Gal.




    P.S

    You're more than welcome to delete this thread, it'll just prove how weak and inable you are to put up a decent arguement with a mere woman who dares to ANSWER BACK.
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 05-30-2009, 02:22 PM. Reason: contact address of terrorist organization deleted
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  • #2
    Re: Well, well, well

    Originally posted by GhostlyGal View Post
    […]I'd beat the hellfire out of you just like your moms did.
    I'd teach you a thing or two about the right to bear arms, as in, blow your heads off 300 ft. away, easy. You can run, but it'll just make me laugh harder.
    If any of you has the guts to come over, which I hope you will, do make sure you contact me via MSN messanger at xxx@nana.co.il

    […]
    You're more than welcome to delete this thread, it'll just prove how weak and inable you are to put up a decent arguement with a mere woman who dares to ANSWER BACK.
    Madam, I was about to ask if your husband had given you permission to post here but, judging by your tone and demeanor, I would doubt very much if your father has been able to find any True Christian™ man foolish enough to take you on.

    Your opinions are to be kept to yourself; women shall not speak in church. Your boastful and empty rhetoric shows why all women need to be guided by men in all matters.

    I suspect you of being a Christ-killing joo, a handmaiden of Satan if you will, and I was not surprised to find nothing worthy of reading in your post.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: Well, well, well

      Originally posted by GhostlyGal View Post
      I usually concider myself open minded towards all religion in the world, but I gotta tell you, folks. You guys just pushed the line.
      Perhaps you should "concider" learning to spell before you criticise, you should.

      I can sympathise with most of you, white, trailer trash weaklings. Hell, I bet you feel really big and strong, hiding behind the bible, or worse, empowering yourself through the beating of your submissive excuses for wives.
      A good wife does not need to be beaten. Well not more than a couple of times, she doesn't. What's that old saying?

      A dog, a woman and a walnut tree;
      The more you beat them, the better they be.

      How are your walnuts, Shiksa?

      Is that it, boys? Do you feel powerful when you beat the 'hellfire' out of your wives? Does it make you hard? Do you suddenly feel bigger and stronger than the snot nosed brats you were when your moms beat you around? I hope you don't. You're bubble's gonna burst any second now.
      Filth! What sort of woman says such things? A whore, that's what!

      I invite you all to come and visit Israel, moreover that, visit me, all the members of this so called civilized message board. I'd like to see if any of you pathetic excuses for men could keep up with me.
      Oy! My apologies! You're completing your turn in the IDF! No wonder you're all verklempt.

      Hymie
      1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
      2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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      • #4
        Re: Well, well, well

        Oh, dear. I must apologize to the community. See my wife and I were on a visit to the Holy Land (and boy I'll tell you those heathen Jews have really mucked the place up) when we thought, “Hey maybe we should try to save one of these damned Jews.” You know wash the unwashed, hey figure you can never score enough brownie points for the afterlife. So we “borrowed” one of the nationals, and brought her to the true Holy Land. And, boy let me tell you she is a feisty one not to mentioned dirty. They really aren't kidding when the say “Dirty Jew.” I mean guys literally after a shower the bathroom floor was caked in mud. And once doing a savage beating [a digression too far deleted] I digress.


        Don't worry she has been thoroughly beaten and locked in a closet for the next week where we will force feed her bacon. I'm sure when she has tasted sweet fried goodness that Jesus offers she'll come around.


        So, my sincerest apologize. I should never have left the computer on while I brewed my morning coffee. Please pray for my forgiveness.


        Praise Jesus!

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        • #5
          Re: Well, well, well

          Originally posted by Doombringer64 View Post
          So, my sincerest apologize. I should never have left the computer on while I brewed my morning coffee. Please pray for my forgiveness.


          Praise Jesus!
          You brew your own coffee? Your wife is a lazy slut, she is! But what is worse you allow such decadence in your own house.

          Surely Y-w-h, has turned his back upon you and your concubine!

          Hymie
          1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
          2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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          • #6
            Re: Well, well, well

            Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
            You brew your own coffee? Your wife is a lazy slut, she is! But what is worse you allow such decadence in your own house.

            Surely Y-w-h, has turned his back upon you and your concubine!

            Hymie
            You are right of course. It's just that she looked exhausted after grinding the beans by hand all morning, not to mention cooking all that bacon, and I just had a moment of weakness. Though she really should have stopped me. She'll get good thrashing for it.

            Praise Jesus!

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            • #7
              Re: Well, well, well

              Originally posted by Doombringer64 View Post
              You are right of course. It's just that she looked exhausted after grinding the beans by hand all morning, not to mention cooking all that bacon, and I just had a moment of weakness. Though she really should have stopped me. She'll get good thrashing for it.

              Praise Jesus!
              And now you're explaining yourself to a Jew. Not much of a Christer, are you?

              . . . perhaps it isn't her who needs the thrashing . . .

              Hymie
              1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
              2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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              • #8
                Re: Well, well, well

                You're a Jew? Well, heathen perhaps you should visit the feminine isle of your local Wal-Mart and rinse some of the sand out [idiocy deleted.]

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                • #9
                  Re: Well, well, well

                  Originally posted by Doombringer64 View Post
                  You're a Jew? Well, heathen perhaps you should visit the feminine isle of your local Wal-Mart and rinse some of the sand out of your vagina.
                  My devoted wife Miriam is remarkably sand free she is! What's more she knows how to make coffee without having to be corrected unduly.

                  If your current wife is not up to scratch, you should consider getting an additional one. Exodus 21:10 provides as much:

                  If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

                  . . . provided that you can afford it. Can you afford it? If things are tight Hymie may be able to extend you a modest line of credit.

                  Hymie
                  1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                  2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Well, well, well

                    Originally posted by Doombringer64 View Post
                    You're a Jew?
                    Hymie Goldberg? There's a bit of a clue in his name and photo...
                    Well, heathen perhaps you should visit the feminine isle of your local Wal-Mart and rinse some of the sand out [idiocy deleted.]
                    ... and male...

                    Son, you seem to have a fixation with cooters and sand shared by no one else I know.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Well, well, well

                      Sounds like some one needs a "hand snack", amiright fellas? amiright?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Well, well, well

                        Originally posted by bandoni View Post
                        Sounds like some one needs a "hand snack", amiright fellas? amiright?
                        These "hand snacks" you speak of, are they kashrut?

                        Hymie
                        1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
                        2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Well, well, well

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Hymie Goldberg? There's a bit of a clue in his name and photo... ... and male...
                          You blasted fool. Don't you know that all Jewish "Men" have vaginas? I thought this was a Holy Haven and we have damned Jew hermaphrodites posting all willy nilly.

                          Son, you seem to have a fixation with cooters and sand shared by no one else I know.
                          Well, you also don't seem to know anyone right with God as far as I can tell.

                          Praise Jesus!

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