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  • #16
    Re: Guns thread

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    These eurotrash homers are so deeply jealous of us Godly White Republican True Christian American men, that they will do anything in order to rub shoulders with us, Brother mike. The nancyboy who started this thread has chosen a username that answers the question "Which part of your body gets used the most?"
    I'm just wondering if he deliberately chose the name as a way of declaring himself to be a Godless lager lout, or if he's just a harmless spastic who can't even spell his own name.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #17
      Re: Guns thread

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      These eurotrash homers are so deeply jealous of us Godly White Republican True Christian American men, that they will do anything in order to rub shoulders with us, Brother mike. The nancyboy who started this thread has chosen a username that answers the question "Which part of your body gets used the most?"
      I'm sure that shoulders aren't the only body part that that depraved sodomite wants to rub with Saved® True Christian™ men.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • #18
        Re: Guns thread

        A shout out here to a real American who truely cares about children and guns (a combo that goes together naturally, like peanut butter and jelly).

        Republican representative Frank Lasee said Wednesday that school teachers should be armed to the max, to maintain an atmosphere conducive to school saftey and learning:

        "To make our schools safe for our students to learn, all options should be on the table," he said. "Israel and Thailand have well-trained teachers carrying weapons and keeping their children safe from harm. It can work in Wisconsin."

        Yes it can.

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        • #19
          Re: Guns thread

          Landover's policy is that EVERY adult Christian who has served in the US Armed forces should be REQUIRED to carry a firearm at all times.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #20
            Re: Guns thread

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            A shout out here to a real American who truely cares about children and guns (a combo that goes together naturally, like peanut butter and jelly).

            Republican representative Frank Lasee said Wednesday that school teachers should be armed to the max, to maintain an atmosphere conducive to school saftey and learning:

            "To make our schools safe for our students to learn, all options should be on the table," he said. "Israel and Thailand have well-trained teachers carrying weapons and keeping their children safe from harm. It can work in Wisconsin."

            Yes it can.

            http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15142930/
            It's an excellent idea: not only will the teachers be able to protect their charges from Goths, but the guns can also serve as a valuable disciplinary/educational tool. I'm not suggesting that they should actually shoot their students (except in extreme cases), but a little pistol-whipping never did anyone any harm.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #21
              Re: Guns thread

              Well, if a child cannot be homeschooled as they should, then the schools should be teaching them proper values and skills. Not only should every teacher be trained in and carry firearms, they should pass on that training to the young boys in preparation for their subsequent military service.
              Jeremiah.17.15
              Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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              • #22
                Re: Guns thread

                Well, if a child cannot be homeschooled as they should, then the schools should be teaching them proper values and skills. Not only should every teacher be trained in and carry firearms, they should pass on that training to the young boys in preparation for their subsequent military service.
                krahos te? You sick?

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                • #23
                  Re: Guns thread

                  Originally posted by rehmwski View Post
                  krahos te? You sick?
                  Can anybody understand this heathen? Anybody? Please speak only in God's language, American.
                  Jeremiah.17.15
                  Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Guns thread

                    Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                    Can anybody understand this heathen? Anybody? Please speak only in God's language, American.
                    I have no idea what that gibberish means either. In any event, Jesus has sent this demon on its way and it will trouble us no more.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Guns thread

                      Just out of curiosity, what is your favourite gun, Ezekiel?
                      Jeremiah.17.15
                      Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Guns thread

                        The Model 500 Smith and Wesson Magnum Revolver



                        The 500 is the most powerful production revolver in the world today, firing the S&W .500 Magnum. The 500 holds 5 rounds. The .500 Smith and Wesson calibre can fire at incredible velocities and deliver an unusually large quantity of kinetic energy - the most high-powered commercial round weighing 440 grains (28.5 g) has a muzzle energy of 2600 foot·pounds force (3.5 kJ). However handloaders have experimented with 500 grain bullets developing 3000+ foot·pounds (4.1 kJ) of muzzle energy.

                        Warmly greeted by firearm-enthusiasts, it has been back-ordered since its introduction in 2003. Articles, statements, and opinions vary widely on this firearm. It has been described in magazines as the most versatile hunting firearm on the market. As with its wide range of bullets it can hunt smaller species, or in the 440 grain (28.5 g) variant has been successfully used to take down an african elephant. Any of the available bullet weights can be relied on to take game at a range in excess of 200 yards (180 m), a feat matched by only a handful of other pistol-type firearms.

                        While firearms of this size can scare potential shooters with the recoil, the advanced design of the firearm helps in counteracting recoil felt by the shooter. This includes the sheer weight of the firearm, use of rubber grips, the forward balance, and the use of a compensator. (Traded for a full muzzle brake on the performance center model) These additions make the firearm entirely manageable for those accustomed to the shooting of large caliber handguns, but still extreme for an inexperienced shooter.
                        I own 3 of these beauties....

                        By the way, you WILL address me as Pastor Ezekiel.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Guns thread

                          Lord Jesus bless this glorious thread on Your favorite website! Praise Jesus better late than never!

                          Personally I prefer the M203 A3. Nice and Godly with a big cannon on bottom.
                          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Guns thread

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            The first thing you will have to do is figure out how to close the space between the cylinder and the forcing cone. You see, with a revolver (or 'wheel gun') The bullet has to pass through an air gap before it gets into the barrel. That same air gap lets out (1) unburned powder and (2) noise. I suppose you could carry around a bunch of foam pillows sewn together like a giant mitten and fire through that, but some noise is still going to get out.

                            An excellent suppressor is the body or brain cavity. Israeli hit squads use a small .22 auto pressed against the back of the person's head. Very effective.
                            I hate to dig up dead threads like this but I simply could not let this stand from a group of people who truly think they know guns. I, being a gun-loving liberal atheist, expected much better from the gun-loving ultra-conservtive Christians who seem to think they hold the monopoly on the concept of the 2nd amendment as a fundamental right.

                            The Nagant Revolver pulls the expended cartridge back, turns the cylinder, and then pushes the cartridge up into the barrel as part of its action causing the jacket to expand and seal the chamber when it is fired. The Nagant pistol is one of the only pistols in the world that can actually be silenced (Suppression is NOT silencing) and has been used as an assassination weapon for decades because with subsonic ammunition loads and a good suppressor, it is one of the quietest weapons in the world and does not leave a shell casing. The major downside being the absurd rarity of ammunition at this time because though it can chamber several rounds mass-produced now, none of them are capable of being silenced like the short 7.62 Nagant shell that is required for the gas sealing action that makes this revolver unique.


                            In a somewhat unrelated note: I'm sarcastic but I simply cannot muster the level required to fit in here as a "God-fearing Sociopath" but I really appreciate the good work going on here and think this is among the best "series of tubes" on the Internet.
                            If I meet your God or his representative after my death I'll gladly admit I was incorrect in my belief of his nonexistence. I'll also admit to him that I do not and will not regret my belief because it was based on the best information available to me.
                            --Atheist_Sinner

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                            • #29
                              Re: Guns thread

                              Before anyone jumps to calling me a gun heretic, you can check any source on the internet with decent info on the Nagant and it will mention the excessively complicated chambering method as its the only remarkable aspect of the revolver.

                              For example:

                              or
                              If I meet your God or his representative after my death I'll gladly admit I was incorrect in my belief of his nonexistence. I'll also admit to him that I do not and will not regret my belief because it was based on the best information available to me.
                              --Atheist_Sinner

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                              • #30
                                Re: Guns thread

                                Nagnt revolvers...at least the single action ones are popular in cowboy matches because they qualify. I have a new officer's model. I have never fired it, nor my new SKS, nor my Collector Grade DCM M1 Garand, still in cosmoline.

                                The Nagant WAS used as assassination weapon because that's all the Russians had, not because of their wonderful silencing qualities.

                                Tell ya what, take your .22 Ruger MkII out back with a good Ciener silencer and a .22 LR and see if you can tell the difference between that and a .22 subsonic load or a .22 short.

                                If you had ever shot one, or BEEN shot at, you would understand that the sonic 'boom' from a .30 cal bullet past about fifty feet from the point of fire is only audible if it passes within about three inches of your head. Then it sounds like someone cracking a dry tree branch next to your ear. I know. I have heard that sound from a 7.62x39 about five times too many.

                                If you want a throw-away gun, get a Makarov and build a silencer. The woods in Maryland are full of them. Get a metal detector.

                                I have a Chinese barrel-break airgun with a 12x scope in 6.5mm that has been used to take out a stationary target at 40 meters with a shot through the eye. The shot was not heard by the spotter twenty feet away, and it went out at 930 FPS, well over the speed of sound at sea level. It wasn't the prettiest shot I ever saw, because the target didn't die, but he was unable to do his job anymore.

                                Better yet, put your head in a gas oven and turn on the gas until JESUS drop-kicks you onto SATAN's dancing pole.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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