[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

I heard it may have something to do with the amish.

I did see a horse drawn buggy with an orange reflective triangle on the back of it the other day.

Those Meninite's give me the creeps. Last night you could see their oil lamps flickering in the darkness. This morning they were chanting their primitive chants from the other side of the woods this morning; "Hey! Ho! Heave the hay!"

They're up to no good!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Bah. What's to say he won't end up in some cannibal stewpot if he's anywhere near certain tribes (NOT witches, so don't start!)

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Survival Camp

Well, it's been a really long time. I hope he didn't eat the wrong kind of plants or mushrooms, or one of them poison toads. They say they'll make you go plum loco. There is no telling what he'd do then.
We'd better pray brothers and sisters.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Survival Camp

OK I'm really worried now. I heard some strange sounds out back and I shined my spotlight and this is what I saw:

I'm sorry I have to crudely stech it, but the light was too poor to get a good shot, with a camera or a shotgun!

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp



I don't believe it! Could it be that Mikey has gone tree-huger?? Maybe we should comb the forrest for any signs of him, don't you think??

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

I don't believe it! Could it be that Mikey has gone tree-huger?? Maybe we should comb the forrest for any signs of him, don't you think??

Moon

It could be Moonflower; certain trees have been found with ribbons tied around them. The though makes a Christian's skin crawl. If Brother Mike has turned into a long haired animal bothering nature freak we may have to put a bullet in his head. Jesus would want it that way.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

Noooooo! Don't kill him! I'll keep him and clean up after him, I promise. Maybe there's hope that he'll come to his "senses" again.....right?

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

:O Noooooo! Don't kill him! I'll keep him and clean up after him, I promise. Maybe there's hope that he'll come to his "senses" again.....right?

Moon

We will have to see Moony. Sometimes it is better this way and it looks pretty grim for Brother Mike.

I promise you if it comes to that he won't feel a thing.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

Aww, Bobby, can't I just take care of him till he snaps out of it??? I mean if you still have some hope for me, then there's gotta be a chance for a former TC-turned-tree-hugger. Oh please BJ, please, don't kill him....I'll give you some of that great Cuban dessert you like so much.

Moon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Survival Camp

Aww, Bobby, can't I just take care of him till he snaps out of it??? I mean if you still have some hope for me, then there's gotta be a chance for a former TC-turned-tree-hugger. Oh please BJ, please, don't kill him....I'll give you some of that great Cuban dessert you like so much.

Moon

Believe me, Moonchild, Brother mike is not going to "snap out of it".

I'd like a large flan and a cup of that delicious Cuban coffee now.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Bro Mike has turned?
Well, well, well. Maybe he isn't so bad after all.
It'd be a shame for you guys to hurt him if he's finally seen some sense.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Bro Mike has turned?
Well, well, well. Maybe he isn't so bad after all.
It'd be a shame for you guys to hurt him if he's finally seen some sense.

We're not hurting him, we are just resorting to heroic measures.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Heroic, bah. It's only heroic if he was wounded, suffering and had no chance of survival.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Heroic, bah. It's only heroic if he was wounded, suffering and had no chance of survival.

Rachael,

Brother Mike soul is wounded and suffering. Everytime he pets a fuzzy little squirrel or smells a bright flower that higher side of him screams like the demons of hell are torturing him.

Mike would have wanted it this way.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Survival Camp

Turned from God, has he?

I'll bag him myself! (if you'll let me) I reckon he still stays in those woods, right?
It's no problem, since he dared call me a homer and he must pay for it! rejecting the LORD!

I'll get my Steyr .50 loaded up, if you give me the go, I'll bring the sinner back.. in small pieces.