[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Turned from God, has he?

I'll bag him myself! (if you'll let me) I reckon he still stays in those woods, right?
It's no problem, since he dared call me a homer and he must pay for it! rejecting the LORD!

I'll get my Steyr .50 loaded up, if you give me the go, I'll bring the sinner back.. in small pieces.

Easy there friend; as the pastors tell us in the Security Detail let be sure about our alibis the Lord is on this.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Survival Camp

Easy there friend; as the pastors tell us in the Security Detail let be sure about our alibis the Lord is on this.

You're right, better do that.
I am sure that Jesus will tell us what needs to be done, in a few days.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Survival Camp

Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.

Uhhhh....that could lead you all my way....

I'd like a large flan and a cup of that delicious Cuban coffee now.

Here you go, love.

*hands Zeke a flan and colada*

Enjoy

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.

Poor Mike. If he lived closer I could have one of my rottweilers guard him. I guess he's outnumbered and helpless.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Survival Camp

Well, no use feeling sorry for him now. Latest news is he is in the hospital on life support and the Liebral atheist scum doctors want to pull the plug! Folks, we cannot allow this to happen. We must organize a protest!

Shame he slipped and hit his head on the furnace while we were de-brainwashing him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Well, no use feeling sorry for him now. Latest news is he is in the hospital on life support and the Liebral atheist scum doctors want to pull the plug! Folks, we cannot allow this to happen. We must organize a protest!

Shame he slipped and hit his head on the furnace while we were de-brainwashing him.

Yes, sorry Brethren I couldn't get back to you all sooner but we've been in a Condition: Burnt Umber Terrorist Alert over this Brother Mike thing. We found Mike in a comma in W J A Bailey Memorial hospital over in the next county. The story is Brother Mike was walking down the road when he was shot in a head by a gun fired from a passing buggy cart that witnesses say was driven by two eight year old Amish girls! It appears the Amish are out for revenge on the nearest True Christian(tm) they could find for Pennsylvania and Brother Mike was it!

So the Doctors at the so called hospital claim Brother Mike is brain dead, that the only thing keeping Mike alive is the machines. Right now Brother Born Again Bob and our Joo lawyers are working on a court order to stop this medical killing. They want to murder Mike just so Bailey County can get out of paying to keep Brother Mike alive the rest of his life like Jesus wants!

Details will follow on this message board.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Survival Camp

...So the Doctors at the so called hospital claim Brother Mike is brain dead...

How would they tell the difference? If they read any of his (or your) posts here before the shooting they could easily make the same conclusion!

Worry not. I can arrange for a local Priest to get to his bedside and give him the last rites. Even if he is in a vegetative coma on the sheer edge of death we can bring him into the Catholic Church and save his soul before it is too late. All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.





Bless you, my future medical experiment,
Father Mo

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: Survival Camp

All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.

Yea right.....



Anyways, Brother Mike not doin' so well. Brother Bobby-Joe, these Ameesh....ya lookin' for a payback.....I know some folks up around that way. I could use a vacation as well. Personal touches are the best. Just a quiet simple...uh meeting. Brother Mike need any blood? There's plenty of givers around.

YIC
Hushed

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Survival Camp

Even if he is in a vegetative coma... we can bring him into the Catholic Church and save his soul before it is too late. All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.

The mystery is how anyone who isn't gets swindled into signing up for your whore "Church."

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Yea right.....



Anyways, Brother Mike not doin' so well. Brother Bobby-Joe, these Ameesh....ya lookin' for a payback.....I know some folks up around that way. I could use a vacation as well. Personal touches are the best. Just a quiet simple...uh meeting. Brother Mike need any blood? There's plenty of givers around.

YIC
Hushed

Well be careful; these Mennonites are a savage and primitive people. Who knows were their untamed passions can take them next?

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: Survival Camp

Well be careful; these Mennonites are a savage and primitive people. Who knows were their untamed passions can take them next?

*thinks about the untamed passions for a split second* 'scuse me....I faltered for a split second but remembered...

Exodus 15:2
The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.

Those crazy Mennonites....How are we to take back brother Mike as our own? I do think there is hope for our brother. We do have means of faith.

YIC
Hushed

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

*thinks about the untamed passions for a split second* 'scuse me....I faltered for a split second but remembered...

Exodus 15:2
The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.

Those crazy Mennonites....How are we to take back brother Mike as our own? I do think there is hope for our brother. We do have means of faith.

YIC
Hushed

Yes we do brother, yes we do!

But remember; we must follow our pastor's guidance in this crises. Only the Pastors stand between us and the unthinkable; a horse buggy trotting up the Boulevard of the Saints to the Freehold main gate with a terrorist nuclear weapon on it!

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

BJ, love...if I happen to hunt these stupid little pilgrim wannabe biatches down, could I have a little "fun" with them before I have to turn them in to the Landover authorities???

Moon

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: Survival Camp

Yes we do brother, yes we do!

But remember; we must follow our pastor's guidance in this crises. Only the Pastors stand between us and the unthinkable; a horse buggy trotting up the Boulevard of the Saints to the Freehold main gate with a terrorist nuclear weapon on it!

Of course Brother Bobby Joe, but maybe a covert operation may be at hand. There are many ways that we could infiltrate the enemy without endangering the "prize". And Moon, I am sorry, I am new here, Hushed, TC cadet. Pleased to meet you. The "fun" you speak of...Maybe you could be our "person" on the inside? Bobby Joe, what do you think? And of course with our Pastor's guiding hand.
YIC
Hushed