Rules for Men

[kikirnw]

First on the list is to throw away the rules for women.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Rules for Men

First on the list is to throw away the rules for women.

Why don't we start calling you "Our Queens" and let you girls lead us men around by leashes while we are at it? The you can break out the high boots and crop and ride us around like animals and keep our wedding tackle in a jar next to your bed at night. That way we can turn the whole planet into some kind of S&M freak fantasy. No girl, Jesus didn't not create the world just to be some kind of adult play ground for you live out you hormone crazed fantasy about turning the adult male population of earth into your personal harem of drag queen maids.

[kikirnw]

Re: Rules for Men

Why don't we start calling you "Our Queens" and let you girls lead us men around by leashes while we are at it? The you can break out the high boots and crop and ride us around like animals and keep our wedding tackle in a jar next to your bed at night. That way we can turn the whole planet into some kind of S&M freak fantasy. No girl, Jesus didn't not create the world just to be some kind of adult play ground for you live out you hormone crazed fantasy about turning the adult male population of earth into your personal harem of drag queen maids.

Honey,first of all i'm all women,not now or ever have i been a male. Secondly i don't think you should call us queens,but if any one ever treated me as his queen i would treat him like he was my king. I'm not into s&m but fantasy role playing can be fun,never tried myself but it does sound like it might be fun.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Oh, I have a few rules for men:

1. Not every woman wants to sleep with you, so stop thinking they do!
2. When a woman talks to you, it doesn't mean they want to sleep with you, so quit assuming.
3. If a woman is friendly to you, if doesn't mean she wants to sleep with you, so quit assuming.
4. You are not always right, so stop assuming.
5. The tv is not to be used exclusively in the watching of football.
6. Put the freakin toilet seat down when you finish. It'll take you all of two seconds.
7. Get your own damn beer.
8. If the remote is a few feet away, get it yourself.
9. If you know how to spell 'sandwich', then you should be able to make one. Do it yourself.
10. No one except your male buddies want to hear about the gross things you find so fascinating, so quit telling us!

For starters....

[kikirnw]

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11. don't tell women to shut up unless you wanna hear it back.

12. don't hit women unless you want to be hit back

13.if you get drunk and sleep with another women, you'll find your clothes on the back porch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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14. 'Foreplay' is not something from baseball.
15. If you throw your dirty clothes on the floor, they'll stay there until you put them in the laundry-room.
16. A woman's eyes are not located in her chest, so stop staring there when you're talking to us.

Teehee! I like this!

[kikirnw]

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17. no means no

18.the only way we will have sex on a first date is if we want to so don't pressure us

19. must take baths daily

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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I like this. It's better then reading the rules for woman.

20. If your girlfriend, or wife is upset about something, then hug and kiss her, and make her feel great, and treat her so.

[kikirnw]

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21. no cumming until we cum

22. you don't shave we won't

23. if you treat us like queens we'll treat you like kings

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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24. A woman's body is beautiful. If you see one, don't cover it up.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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25. When taking baths, wash your damn hair!
26. If you think it is funny to pass gas in bed, then hold the sheet/quilt/blanket over your girlfriend/partner/wife's head, don't be surprised when she doesn't find it as funny as you do, and you find yourself sleeping on the floor.
27. There are better things than blowjobs.
28. There are better things than beer.

[SalvationSeeker]

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This thread is about to be gone if you harlots keep this up.
This is Promise Enforcers!

And the sign reads "MEN ONLY", you slow witted harlots.
What part of Men ONLY do you have a problem understanding?
The clue as to what that means is in the words MEN and ONLY.

Too complex for your tiny brains to understand?

[kikirnw]

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25. When taking baths, wash your damn hair!
26. If you think it is funny to pass gas in bed, then hold the sheet/quilt/blanket over your girlfriend/partner/wife's head, don't be surprised when she doesn't find it as funny as you do, and you find yourself sleeping on the floor.
27. There are better things than blowjobs.
28. There are better things than beer.

29. fix your wife/girlfrien supper once in awhile
30. rub eachothers feet
31. listen to what she has to say

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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I can follow these rules easy. They all seem ok with me.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Listen you degenerate harlots; sex is for one thing and one thing only; making babes for Jesus. I have never read such a disgusting collection of vile, indecent acts in my life. No woman with any screed of decency would even know of most of the things you mention must less demand her husband preform them.