[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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Lunear,

You've been here long enough to our policies. Anti-Christian virtual pornography is really pushing Jesus' patience. Thank The Lord HE saw fit to put an error into that video’s format or gentle Christians might have been exposed to this;

Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand

I disgusted at the though of what they would have shown with “I’m exposed”; doubtless some naked woman doing lurid contortionist poses to go with the rest of the verse.

Lunear, you need to thank Jesus HE helped you here, you would have been guilty of the murder of the countless thousands from the M-ing brought on by this video.

What's wrong with the woman body?

37. Woman can do anything a man does, whatever that may be.

[Brother Temperance]

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What's wrong with the woman body?

Friend, does that thing where they bleed from between the legs not indicate a slight flaw?

37. Woman can do anything a man does, whatever that may be.

Untrue. They can't be President of the United States.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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Friend, does that thing where they bleed from between the legs not indicate a slight flaw?

Untrue. They can't be President of the United States.

No. Bleeding there is nomal for women. And they can be President. Just as good as men.

[Brother Temperance]

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No. Bleeding there is nomal for women.

But it's not normal for men. So which is better designed?

And they can be President. Just as good as men.

Right. So you think it's just a coincidence that every single one of the last 43 Presidents has been a man?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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What's wrong with the woman body?

37. Woman can do anything a man does, whatever that may be.

No we can't!

We can't speak out of turn in church and we can't speak first without our husband's or father's permission.

Haven't you been reading the scriptures the Pastors keep providing for you in this thread over and over again.

Oh, and one more thing. I'd like to see a woman go piddle standing up (forgive me JESUS). Bwaa haa haaa.

Face it, GOD made men superior.

A happy woman is one who knows her place.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Phoenix Risen]

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Untrue. They can't be President of the United States.

The Constitution doesn't forbid it. It just hasn't happened yet.

[Phoenix Risen]

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[quote=BibleThumpinBlonde;61835]No we can't!

We can't speak out of turn in church and we can't speak first without our husband's or father's permission.

Women not only speak in church, some are ordained ministers.

Oh, and one more thing. I'd like to see a woman go piddle standing up (forgive me JESUS). Bwaa haa haaa.

OK - a woman can't urinate on a wall, and a man can't grow another human being in his belly, push it out between his thighs, and produce milk to feed it. I'd say that women win.

A happy woman is one who knows her place.[quote]

A woman's place is anywhere she wants to be. If where you want to be is under a man's thumb, I wish you much happiness there. Some women want more than that.

[OnYourKnees]

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Risky, their tastes may be different. As a matter of fact the mad Landoverians are correct and are telling you the bible more like it really is: full of violence and mayhem.

Go read about Armageddon in Revelation and think about God's plan to send most of us to hell. Most modern xians have taken the fluffy-bunny stuff out of the bible but ignore the bloody bits and what Jesus told people to do to God's enemies.

Great. The Homer of Hairiness is more sensible than the fluffy-bunny wannabe Christians showing up at our door. Also known as "Neds", after Ned Flanders.

Thanks for showing them the light, HH. Too bad you can't see it yourself . . .

Ok,that is not what I said, I said woman should be allowed to go any where men are allowed.

No, you said:

Woman should be allowed any that men are.

Since this makes no sense whatsoever, BT thoughtfully added words until an intelligible sentence arose.

What's wrong with the woman body?

37. Woman can do anything a man does, whatever that may be.

• Pee standing up.
• Father a child.
• Squish a spider.
• Set up the VCR.
• Open a jar of pickles.

Case closed.

No we can't!

We can't speak out of turn in church and we can't speak first without our husband's or father's permission.

Women not only speak in church, some are ordained ministers.

They are in FALSE CHRISTIAN churches, and directly disobeying God's Word. Perhaps you've heard of the Bible? They're disobeying it.

1 Corinthians 14:34
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

[Phoenix Risen]

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• Pee standing up.
• Father a child.
• Squish a spider.
• Set up the VCR.
• Open a jar of pickles.

Women can pee standing up - we just don't aim as well as men.

Women can't father a child, but men can't give birth to one or lactate to feed it, so I'd say we're even there.

We don't squish spiders at our house - we capture them with a glass and a piece of paper and put them outside.

Actually, I do most of the electronic setting up at our house - computers, stereo, cable, internet, VCR/DVD, video games - and I'm female.

Anyone can open a jar - all it takes is a knife blade or the pointed tip of a punch type can opener - slip it under the rim of the jar lid and give a little twist to break the vaccuum. Leverage, not brute strength is all that's required.

[Bobby-Joe]

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We don't squish spiders at our house - we capture them with a glass and a piece of paper and put them outside.

Actually, I do most of the electronic setting up at our house - computers, stereo, cable, internet, VCR/DVD, video games - and I'm female.

Anyone can open a jar - all it takes is a knife blade or the pointed tip of a punch type can opener - slip it under the rim of the jar lid and give a little twist to break the vaccuum. Leverage, not brute strength is all that's required.

er friend, doesn’t your husband provide you with servants for this kind of stuff?

[Phoenix Risen]

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er friend, doesn’t your husband provide you with servants for this kind of stuff?

Why would I want servants to do things that I'm perfectly capable of doing myself? That would be sloth on my part, which I believe is on of the 7 deadly sins.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why would I want servants to do things that I'm perfectly capable of doing myself? That would be sloth on my part, which I believe is on of the 7 deadly sins.

Could you please give us a citation from the Holy Bible that lists these "7 deadly sins"?

Sir, we are not filthy catlickers. No such shortlist of sins exists, I can tell you. Have you ever even read the Bible? Would you like to hear about my friend and Savior Jesus?

[Phoenix Risen]

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Could you please give us a citation from the Holy Bible that lists these "7 deadly sins"?

No, I can't - I was under the impression that all Christians held them to be sins. I guess I was mistaken.

Sir, we are not filthy catlickers. No such shortlist of sins exists, I can tell you. Have you ever even read the Bible? Would you like to hear about my friend and Savior Jesus?

I'm not a sir, nor have I ever licked any of my cats, no matter how dirty they got. Although when a cat I used to have bit me, I did bite her in retaliation.

I've read parts of your book, but not the whole thing. I heard parts of it in church when I was growing up, but that's been a long time. Sure, tell me about your friend.

[Deaner]

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Although when a cat I used to have bit me, I did bite her in retaliation.

Are you a witch? Did you spit the cat's blood on any Christians?

[Phoenix Risen]

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Are you a witch? Did you spit the cat's blood on any Christians?

No, I'm not a witch, and I didn't bite her hard enough to draw blood - just hard enough to let her know that she would be smart not to bite me again. And she never bit again.

And I don't spit on people. That's rude and nasty.