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  • Loser_seed
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Apr 2007
    • 293

    #76
    Re: Rules for Men

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Lunear,

    You've been here long enough to our policies. Anti-Christian virtual pornography is really pushing Jesus' patience. Thank The Lord HE saw fit to put an error into that video’s format or gentle Christians might have been exposed to this;

    Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
    I'm exposed
    And it's no big surprise
    Don't you think I know
    Exactly where I stand
    This world is forcing me
    To hold your hand

    I disgusted at the though of what they would have shown with “I’m exposed”; doubtless some naked woman doing lurid contortionist poses to go with the rest of the verse.

    Lunear, you need to thank Jesus HE helped you here, you would have been guilty of the murder of the countless thousands from the M-ing brought on by this video.
    What's wrong with the woman body?

    37. Woman can do anything a man does, whatever that may be.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #77
      Re: Rules for Men

      Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
      What's wrong with the woman body?
      Friend, does that thing where they bleed from between the legs not indicate a slight flaw?
      37. Woman can do anything a man does, whatever that may be.
      Untrue. They can't be President of the United States.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Loser_seed
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Apr 2007
        • 293

        #78
        Re: Rules for Men

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Friend, does that thing where they bleed from between the legs not indicate a slight flaw?

        Untrue. They can't be President of the United States.
        No. Bleeding there is nomal for women. And they can be President. Just as good as men.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #79
          Re: Rules for Men

          Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
          No. Bleeding there is nomal for women.
          But it's not normal for men. So which is better designed?
          And they can be President. Just as good as men.
          Right. So you think it's just a coincidence that every single one of the last 43 Presidents has been a man?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #80
            Re: Rules for Men

            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
            What's wrong with the woman body?

            37. Woman can do anything a man does, whatever that may be.
            No we can't!

            We can't speak out of turn in church and we can't speak first without our husband's or father's permission.

            Haven't you been reading the scriptures the Pastors keep providing for you in this thread over and over again.

            Oh, and one more thing. I'd like to see a woman go piddle standing up (forgive me JESUS). Bwaa haa haaa.

            Face it, GOD made men superior.

            A happy woman is one who knows her place.

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            • Phoenix Risen
              Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2007
              • 184

              #81
              Re: Rules for Men

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Untrue. They can't be President of the United States.
              The Constitution doesn't forbid it. It just hasn't happened yet.

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              • Phoenix Risen
                Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2007
                • 184

                #82
                Re: Rules for Men

                [quote=BibleThumpinBlonde;61835]No we can't!

                We can't speak out of turn in church and we can't speak first without our husband's or father's permission.

                Women not only speak in church, some are ordained ministers.

                Oh, and one more thing. I'd like to see a woman go piddle standing up (forgive me JESUS). Bwaa haa haaa.

                OK - a woman can't urinate on a wall, and a man can't grow another human being in his belly, push it out between his thighs, and produce milk to feed it. I'd say that women win.

                A happy woman is one who knows her place.[quote]

                A woman's place is anywhere she wants to be. If where you want to be is under a man's thumb, I wish you much happiness there. Some women want more than that.

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #83
                  Re: Rules for Men

                  Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                  Risky, their tastes may be different. As a matter of fact the mad Landoverians are correct and are telling you the bible more like it really is: full of violence and mayhem.

                  Go read about Armageddon in Revelation and think about God's plan to send most of us to hell. Most modern xians have taken the fluffy-bunny stuff out of the bible but ignore the bloody bits and what Jesus told people to do to God's enemies.
                  Great. The Homer of Hairiness is more sensible than the fluffy-bunny wannabe Christians showing up at our door. Also known as "Neds", after Ned Flanders.

                  Thanks for showing them the light, HH. Too bad you can't see it yourself . . .
                  Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                  Ok,that is not what I said, I said woman should be allowed to go any where men are allowed.
                  No, you said:
                  Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                  Woman should be allowed any that men are.
                  Since this makes no sense whatsoever, BT thoughtfully added words until an intelligible sentence arose.
                  Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                  What's wrong with the woman body?

                  37. Woman can do anything a man does, whatever that may be.
                  • Pee standing up.
                  • Father a child.
                  • Squish a spider.
                  • Set up the VCR.
                  • Open a jar of pickles.
                  Case closed.
                  Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  No we can't!

                  We can't speak out of turn in church and we can't speak first without our husband's or father's permission.
                  Women not only speak in church, some are ordained ministers.

                  They are in FALSE CHRISTIAN churches, and directly disobeying God's Word. Perhaps you've heard of the Bible? They're disobeying it.
                  1 Corinthians 14:34
                  Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
                  Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-24-2007, 10:31 PM.

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                  • Phoenix Risen
                    Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 184

                    #84
                    Re: Rules for Men

                    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                    • Pee standing up.
                    • Father a child.
                    • Squish a spider.
                    • Set up the VCR.
                    • Open a jar of pickles.

                    Women can pee standing up - we just don't aim as well as men.

                    Women can't father a child, but men can't give birth to one or lactate to feed it, so I'd say we're even there.

                    We don't squish spiders at our house - we capture them with a glass and a piece of paper and put them outside.

                    Actually, I do most of the electronic setting up at our house - computers, stereo, cable, internet, VCR/DVD, video games - and I'm female.

                    Anyone can open a jar - all it takes is a knife blade or the pointed tip of a punch type can opener - slip it under the rim of the jar lid and give a little twist to break the vaccuum. Leverage, not brute strength is all that's required.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #85
                      Re: Rules for Men

                      Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                      We don't squish spiders at our house - we capture them with a glass and a piece of paper and put them outside.

                      Actually, I do most of the electronic setting up at our house - computers, stereo, cable, internet, VCR/DVD, video games - and I'm female.

                      Anyone can open a jar - all it takes is a knife blade or the pointed tip of a punch type can opener - slip it under the rim of the jar lid and give a little twist to break the vaccuum. Leverage, not brute strength is all that's required.
                      er friend, doesn’t your husband provide you with servants for this kind of stuff?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Phoenix Risen
                        Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 184

                        #86
                        Re: Rules for Men

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        er friend, doesn’t your husband provide you with servants for this kind of stuff?

                        Why would I want servants to do things that I'm perfectly capable of doing myself? That would be sloth on my part, which I believe is on of the 7 deadly sins.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #87
                          Re: Rules for Men

                          Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                          Why would I want servants to do things that I'm perfectly capable of doing myself? That would be sloth on my part, which I believe is on of the 7 deadly sins.
                          Could you please give us a citation from the Holy Bible that lists these "7 deadly sins"?

                          Sir, we are not filthy catlickers. No such shortlist of sins exists, I can tell you. Have you ever even read the Bible? Would you like to hear about my friend and Savior Jesus?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Phoenix Risen
                            Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 184

                            #88
                            Re: Rules for Men

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Could you please give us a citation from the Holy Bible that lists these "7 deadly sins"?

                            No, I can't - I was under the impression that all Christians held them to be sins. I guess I was mistaken.

                            Sir, we are not filthy catlickers. No such shortlist of sins exists, I can tell you. Have you ever even read the Bible? Would you like to hear about my friend and Savior Jesus?
                            I'm not a sir, nor have I ever licked any of my cats, no matter how dirty they got. Although when a cat I used to have bit me, I did bite her in retaliation.

                            I've read parts of your book, but not the whole thing. I heard parts of it in church when I was growing up, but that's been a long time. Sure, tell me about your friend.

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #89
                              Re: Rules for Men

                              Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                              Although when a cat I used to have bit me, I did bite her in retaliation.
                              Are you a witch? Did you spit the cat's blood on any Christians?

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                              • Phoenix Risen
                                Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 184

                                #90
                                Re: Rules for Men

                                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                Are you a witch? Did you spit the cat's blood on any Christians?

                                No, I'm not a witch, and I didn't bite her hard enough to draw blood - just hard enough to let her know that she would be smart not to bite me again. And she never bit again.

                                And I don't spit on people. That's rude and nasty.

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