[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

There is no king but Christ, so I'll stick with Ruth's Chris Steak House.

Amen! Pastors like us who earn seven-figure salaries wouldn't be caught dead in a place that serves a "dollar menu". I've been a patron at Ruth's Chris for a number of years. Back when I was living in California, I never had to make reservations at the Pasadena location. I would show up and they would make room for me in the private room, even if there was an event going on already. I've had many important meetings with fellow evangelists, congressmen, and business titans there. Good memories.

For obvious reasons, I would like to request that In-And-Out Burger be kept OFF of the list.

Even if the name is rather suggestive of dirty fornication, the owners are indeed Godly. They actually print Bible verses on all their wrappers! Unfortunately, they tuck them in hidden parts and put it in small text so their evangelizing is really lackluster.

Also, their verses they print are somewhat of the liberal persuasion. John 3:16 is an example. Personally, I'd like to see a Leviticus 20:13 on there or a Mark 3:28-29.

[Tingly Bill]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

you guys are lucky, at least you dont have Wimpy's like we do in the UK, probably the gayest of all fast food chains. we also have a lot of fish and chip shops here but they are mostly run by turkish people and such like.

subway is normally a pretty safe bet even if they do employ a lot of eastern europeans. just make sure you choose any filling besides the meat balls, for obvious reasons.

also, do pastors really get a seven figure salary? hot damn!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

McDonalds all the way!

Our King is Jesus not a Burger.

BK is a rip off of McDonalds.

BK is owned by Pilsbury and the Pilsbury Dough Boy is a homer.

The Golden Arches are Godly.

[HTannor]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

I eagerly await some sort of concensus to be formed here so I can have proper guidance on this subject.

Here in the Freehold area (but outside the boundaries and gated areas) there is an incredible variety to choose from.

I absolutely refuse to go to:
-Italian restaurants (for their obvious papist leanings),
-any of those hideous places run by slants (i fear cat and dog meat)
-the beaner joints (all that messican talk leaves me cold)
-dot head places (who ever heard of hindu food?)
-the hoity-toity frog outlets (the french are just plain rude)
-mudslime places (hotbeds of terrorism)
-any place with a salad bar (because all those vegetables were picked by illegal immigrants)
-any place that serves hot dogs because they're obvious phallic symbols and and they're owned by Greeks. Or queers (ah, but I repeat myself).
-lezbo places are easy to spot - all women on staff, tramp stamps on their backsides, leather accessories, tattoos on their arms, manish haircuts, Harleys parked out back.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

I prefer to kill my food with a gun and then BBQ it.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

This is the founder of McDonalds Ray Kroc. He looks like a Godly man to me.


The Pilsbury Doughboy looks like a homer in hell!

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

What about White Castle? I've never been there, but the name sounds reassuring. The name of Wendy's suggests that it's appropriate for a woman to hold a position of authority and Jack-In-The-Box is obviously obscene, so they're both out.
Oh, and feeding your boy a "Bender in a Bun" from Wimpy pretty much guarantees that he'll grow up queer as a three-dollar bill. A three-dollar bill that's stained with an elderly Unitarian's seed.

Well White Castle is from that horrid movie "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle." I've never seen it, but I know the main actors are Asian and Indian(), and there's a lot of marijuana use. If White Castle allowed their restaurants to be featured in such a evil movie, I don't think they're a good choice for a True Christian™.

[Nobar King]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

I didn't go to that movie, but just by looking at that poster I can tell you that it's not funny.

[HTannor]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

Right you are, Brother Nobar. Harold and Kumar lusted for the evil weed and even linked up with a known fornicator.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

In this world, at this time not even food is sacred!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

The evidence is glaring that McDonald's has a gay agenda and wants to turn your child into a queer. All clowns are gay, and McDonald's has one as its mascot.



The "golden arches" resemble buttocks--clearly an endorsement of sodomy.



"I'm lovin' it," indeed. It makes me sick to my righteous stomach. Furthermore, they have "Happy Meals."



"Happy" is synonymous with "gay." If you give your son a Happy Meal, you might as well give him an Abba album and a fondue pot while you're at it.

Still not convinced? Virtually all of the McDonald's characters are gay. Let's look at a few them.

Mayor McCheese

Mayor McCheese has a girlish walk, sports a purple coat, and wears a sash and pince-nez eyeglasses. A sash and pince-nez eyeglasses, people.

Captain Crook

Let's look up the definition of "crook":

NOUN
One who makes a living by dishonest methods.

VERB
To bend.

The name is obviously a double entendre. Here is the twinkle-toed pirate gracing a Frisbee.* He is just about ready to depart on a gay cruise with the Fry Guys.

Officer Big Mac

Officer Big Mac spends a majority of his time chasing Hamburglar and Captain Crook. That's gay. He also struts around in leather boots and dainty white gloves. That's Liberace gay.

Grimace

Grimace is a big, bloated, purple pecker.


*Frisbees are plastic discs that homosexuals enjoying throwing at one another at beaches and parks.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

Indeed Brother Hatchet, that's a 100 % NO when it comes to McDonald's.

May I suggest an alternative - although I'm not entirely sure about the name.

This chain was founded by a nice Christian person.

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Chick-fil-A founder S. Truett Cathy is a devout Christian who has taught Sunday School for over 51 years and whose religious beliefs permeate the company to this day. The company's official statement of corporate purpose says that the business exists "to glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A." The chain invests heavily in community services (especially for children and teenagers) and scholarships. Cathy's beliefs are also responsible for one of the chain's distinctive features: All Chick-fil-A locations (company-owned and franchised, whether in a mall or freestanding) are closed on Sundays.

Closed on Sundays! Glory!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

Indeed Brother Hatchet, that's a 100 % NO when it comes to McDonald's.

May I suggest an alternative - although I'm not entirely sure about the name.

This chain was founded by a nice Christian person.

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Chick-fil-A founder S. Truett Cathy is a devout Christian who has taught Sunday School for over 51 years and whose religious beliefs permeate the company to this day. The company's official statement of corporate purpose says that the business exists "to glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A." The chain invests heavily in community services (especially for children and teenagers) and scholarships. Cathy's beliefs are also responsible for one of the chain's distinctive features: All Chick-fil-A locations (company-owned and franchised, whether in a mall or freestanding) are closed on Sundays.

Look at founder S. Truett Cathy.



Only homosexuals wear flowers. And his last name is Cathy. Then there's the obvious fact to which you alluded, Brother Wide--the word "chick" is right in the restaurant's name. S. Truett Cathy probably starting the trend of closing Chick-fil-A restaurants on Sundays to recover from his Saturday night gay orgies.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

Oh my! Thank you for the warning Brother, you are wise, as always. Apologies for even bringing it up!

So this whole "Christian" thing is just a front for a bunch of gay bars?

I'm not sure what they are a-Fil-a, but now I very much doubt it's chicks.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Christian choice, McDonald's or Burger King?

Only homosexuals wear flowers.

Amen to that Brother.