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Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

Skip the "if".

To this statement I must agree.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

To this statement I must agree.

Well, I suppose it is nice to see we have found something to agree on. Now about that Holy Bible...

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE? I honestly don't know if I sho

Why are you so hateful? This is a Christian forum, pal. We're here to uplift Jesus.

You know what I love about this site?
It's the fact that you're all bat shit insane!!!
Should I stop beating my wife??? by cranky old man
THAT'S NOT A REAL QUESTION, of course you should stop but you still act as if it's nothing big, you are all insane bastards and I, I.. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You people are like drunk mentally insane people who didn't take their meds, you claim to have an all loving god excepts when he hates everyone.
Your god is as evil as the devil he's protecting you from, it's like he's protecting his toys from the devil who also wants to play with them, I completely understand why old Lussy wanted to overthrow that prick in the sky.
If god created the earth and man in his image and if men are this evil, then god must be the greatest motherpiffleer in heaven and hell and you're nothing but his toys, his mindless puppets but, that's ok since we'll both burn in the inferno forever.
I'll see you in the after life my fellow demon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

Great. Another Hitler lover.

We won't tolerate your racism here. Go find yourself a supremacist website and leave us decent folk alone.

Wow you people really are that stupid.... "We won't tolerate your racism here"
Yes but beating your wife senseless is ok.
Now Don't get me wrong I'm a big fan of cranky old man, he's like the anti-Christ on steroids, doing all these evil deeds and still think himself good and holy, he's like the perfect villain for any movie EVER, I would follow him to hell and beyond.
I want to make a movie about him and sell it to everyone and use the money to fund his evil campaign, soon EVERYBODY will be beating their wife MUHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Hallalujah Plurtman]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

Reverend Jim,

I think you're being too hard on yourself. The black eye is only temporary, but your wife's growing love for Jesus is forever. If you don't keep her in line, who's gonna? Satan loves wussies.

Yours in Christ,

Hal Plurtman

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

Now Don't get me wrong I'm a big fan of cranky old man, he's like the anti-Christ on steroids, doing all these evil deeds and still think himself good and holy, he's like the perfect villain for any movie EVER, I would follow him to hell and beyond. I want to make a movie about him and sell it to everyone and use the money to fund his evil campaign, soon EVERYBODY will be beating their wife MUHAHAHAHHAHAH

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

My lord I have a favor to ask thy, when thou are sent to the inferno can thou come back as a ghost to me and tell me what level you're on so that I may join thy in the inferno.
I've already told thou my lord, I shall follow thy to hell and beyond for thou are my evil savoir.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

My lord I have a favor to ask thy, when thou are sent to the inferno can thou come back as a ghost to me and tell me what level you're on so that I may join thy in the inferno. I've already told thou my lord, I shall follow thy to hell and beyond for thou are my evil savoir

I get the feeling you are missing the point. Hell is very very bad, you want to avoid going there.

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

I just read the start of this forum and I must admit I made a mistake, when you said beat your wife I thought you meant beat as in kick her ass, I admit defeat and I apologize but I think you should change the name of the forum so that other people doesn't get confused like I did .
But Cranky Old Man or COM for short I shall still worship you and follow thy to hell and beyond, for you are the true lord and my only god.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

But Cranky Old Man or COM for short I shall still worship you and follow thy to hell and beyond, for you are the true lord and my only god.

Please don't. Please worship Jesus Christ instead!

[grey goose]

Re: SHOULD I STOP BEATING MY WIFE???

I just read the start of this forum and I must admit I made a mistake, when you said beat your wife I thought you meant beat as in kick her ass, I admit defeat and I apologize but I think you should change the name of the forum so that other people doesn't get confused like I did .
But Cranky Old Man or COM for short I shall still worship you and follow thy to hell and beyond, for you are the true lord and my only god.

Maybe you werent beat enough as a child? Go read Proverbs 22-29 so that you may have an understanding of the usefulness of a good beating.

God bless!



and Rev. Jim, i cant believe i'm giving YOU advice!!! anyway, you must beat her until she is no longer heathen. It is the will of God.

I wont tell you to read Proverbs as you are educated and probably know it by heart.