I Was Almost Raped Today

[Old Man Hatchet]

Friends,an ugly incident occurred this morning in the waiting room at the doctor's office. I signed in, took a seat, and crossed my leg. To my horror, a young woman sitting across from me leered at my sock garter.



While I pulled at my pant leg to cover the garter, I could feel the young lady's eyes lustfully staring at my well-toned calf, which was accentuated by a form-fitting dress sock.

"Are you done eyeballing me, harlot?" I screamed at the woman. Her shame was so great that she immediately gathered her belongings and made a hasty exit. She later probably gratified herself to the mental snapshot she had taken of my shapely leg.

For men, sock garters are simply a means of comfort and support. For women, who are licentious by nature, they incite uncontrollable sexual urges.



Men, be mindful when crossing your legs or shifting positions in public. Nearby women are just waiting to catch a glimpse of your bare flesh and intimate underthings.



I was lucky. I wasn't raped. You might not be so lucky.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Sock Garters

I am so glad you came away unscathed Brother Hatchet.

What is becoming of this world when an honest Godly elderly like yourself can't get his monthly prostate examination without some harlot wanting to JUMP you.

Only a few years ago (well, quite a few), some hussy was lusting after my bike trouser bands!



Can't you sue her for your distress? That's sexual harrassment, isn't it?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sock Garters

Fortunately for me, I often wear high boots and long trousers so the risk of exposing my under garments is low. I rarely wear those fancy types of shoes unless I am stepping out in my tux. Brother Hatchet, had you plucked her eyes out, I am sure God would of approved.

[Nobar King]

Re: Sock Garters

I have to admit I've never used sock garters. I tend to buy socks that go all the way up to the knee and they usually don't have a problem with sagging. Plus, they are sufficiently modest if it's warm out and I decide to wear shorts.

[Nobar King]

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Only a few years ago (well, quite a few), some hussy was lusting after my bike trouser bands!

Please excuse my poor eyesight, but the image of yourself you posted doesn't show trouser bands; what I see is your argyle sock rolled up over the pant leg. This is a good technique, but will cause the elastic in the socks to loosen over time. With nice white loafers like that you certainly don't want to be using toe clips, no matter how convenient they are.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Sock Garters

Please excuse my poor eyesight, but the image of yourself you posted doesn't show trouser bands; what I see is your argyle sock rolled up over the pant leg. This is a good technique, but will cause the elastic in the socks to loosen over time. With nice white loafers like that you certainly don't want to be using toe clips, no matter how convenient they are.

Brother Nobar, nothing wrong with your eyesight, but with my memory. Apologies.

This picture was taken by my ex-wife (who's gulping sulfur as we speak) many many moons ago.

I think she forgot to bring my trouser bands that day, forcing me to dress this way in order to avoid me becoming one with my bike.

I still hate her for that TOO. Oh well, at least she learned that day that taking a picture of a moving bike is not without its dangers.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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I can't tell you how useful these are...



However, beware of causing garter envy... peopel always want to know whose are bigger and better...

[TC Patriot]

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Brother Hatchet, I am surprised you didn't cane that wench.

[darkfrogger]

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I am thankful that you weren't raped, but I think you should have been more careful.

[jennifer-Jane]

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You were not almost raped! And women do not looks at a mans calf and find it atractive she was probably looking at it as not many men nower days were garters for socks. And you shouting that probably made her feel embarrased! How vain of you! You blatently do not understand women and what causes arousel because it certianly is not calfs and garters.

[GOD=life]

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I am thankful that you weren't raped, but I think you should have been more careful.

Very true: even though it was purely accidental, it was apparently confusing to the young lady. Fortunately, God realized it was not your intention and saved you from immoral contamination.

[mark lewis]

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I feel for you sir, these 'ladies' seem to be on heat most of the time. But i have to pose the question of your own potentially dubious choice of attire. To show flesh at all is just asking for fags to store mental images for potential flagellation at a later point, or, God forbid, if these undisciplined cretins have the chance, you might find yourself having to draw your weapon. As satisfying as it might be to dispatch more devil-fodder southwards, the whole affair is a royal pain in the ass. If you forgive the pun. May I suggest that you get yourself a union suit to save future worries?

[Simon Tam]

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Friends,an ugly incident occurred this morning in the waiting room at the doctor's office. I signed in, took a seat, and crossed my leg. To my horror, a young woman sitting across from me leered at my sock garter.



While I pulled at my pant leg to cover the garter, I could feel the young lady's eyes lustfully staring at my well-toned calf, which was accentuated by a form-fitting dress sock.

"Are you done eyeballing me, harlot?" I screamed at the woman. Her shame was so great that she immediately gathered her belongings and made a hasty exit. She later probably gratified herself to the mental snapshot she had taken of my shapely leg.

For men, sock garters are simply a means of comfort and support. For women, who are licentious by nature, they incite uncontrollable sexual urges.



Men, be mindful when crossing your legs or shifting positions in public. Nearby women are just waiting to catch a glimpse of your bare flesh and intimate underthings.



I was lucky. I wasn't raped. You might not be so lucky.

You sure like to bite the hand that feeds!

[Sir Oral Essex III]

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I am particularly well endowed and often times, my stuffing tends to protrude down the leg of my trousers. It's simply not something I can avoid because of my ample size.

As you can imagine, this becomes an issue at nearly every mixed sex outing, because the fair women simply cannot contain their eyes. I have had more than one confrontation about this with the opposite sex and as a result, I took it upon myself to use a roll of packing tape to secure my stove pipe. It's made a world of difference, although the removal isn't always a joy!

But to spare myself from situations not dissimilar to Brother Hatchet, the pain is a small price to pay.

[Alsnoy]

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how is it possible a man gets raped by a woman?