[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.

I swear raping small boys was made illegal quite some time ago as well, but that's never stopped you Mary-Worshiping swine.

[lord warrior]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

God has said "spare the rod,spoil the child". If he had meet these women on this forum, he would have made the spanking of the women a special commandment. And I praise sister bilbethumpingblonde for having the right, christian attatude. For the women must summit to the man, and sometimes she might need some reminding who's boss. Like a godly parent to a child.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Haha. Zeke, your wife/girlfriend/fiance is crazy.

Since my wife is hospitalized thank you for the cheep shot friend.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Haha. Zeke, your wife/girlfriend/fiance is crazy.

HEY! Don't judge us by YOUR beliefs!

[hellion]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Are you a masochist or something?

Haha. Zeke, your wife/girlfriend/fiance is crazy.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Pardon me Brothers for stepping in here, but I just HAD to say something.

When Pastor Zeke spanks me or smacks me upside the head for burning his steak or talking out of turn I feel deeply loved.

It shows me he cares enough about me to show me the error of my ways. After such "corrections" I always try harder to do the right thing and please him and GOD!

Humble, Sister Thumper

Are you a masochist or something?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Pardon me Brothers for stepping in here, but I just HAD to say something.

When Pastor Zeke spanks me or smacks me upside the head for burning his steak or talking out of turn I feel deeply loved.

It shows me he cares enough about me to show me the error of my ways. After such "corrections" I always try harder to do the right thing and please him and GOD!

Humble, Sister Thumper

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.

Who says Elmer is espousing anything against Freehold County, Iowa law friend?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.

Those laws vary state by state. Some Hellbound liberal states have banned wife-beating outright, but the laws in conservative states just define the line between acceptable wife beating and wanton abuse.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.

DESPITE what Jesus says? Would you mind quoting JESUS and providing me with the chapter and verse you are referring to?

[Father Burns]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Wow, this is disgusting. Real sick.

I swear wife beating was made illegal sometime around 1910. (forgive my lack of knowledge on American history currently being in England) So you openly break the law despite what Jesus says on the law? Makes loads of sense I'm sure.

[Hectate (On Moderation)]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

I'll be sure to steer clear of your town...because you all sound like certified wack-jobs....and if you really are doing the beating..phone thing...100 percent illegal and you can and most likely will go to jail...where you may encounter a man named Bubba in the shower who wants to be really good pals with you.
DON'T DROP THE SOAP...UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR ASS MORE SORE THAN YOUR POOR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Why thank you, I think. That's the first time you've had a civil tongue in your head. Maybe Jesus is working on you even now....

I agree wit Mr. Jonathan on this one. Like him, I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic, perhaps even hinting that you have a homosexual relationship with Christ. Being a smart ass myself, I know these things.

[Jonathan H. Dona]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Why thank you, I think. That's the first time you've had a civil tongue in your head. Maybe Jesus is working on you even now....

I believe that he was using perverted, atheist sarcasm, Pastor Ezekiel. I would not take what he said as a compliment.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

You should know, you're always on the recieving end of God's love.

Why thank you, I think. That's the first time you've had a civil tongue in your head. Maybe Jesus is working on you even now....