[Amorfestivus]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

aha! so the tree of life in the Holy Book is not the tree of life, but the zealotree!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

My wife already knew how to read when we met, but there's no problem with that, because all she reads is the Bible, the Crosswalk newsletter, Southern Living magazine, and various cookbooks.

That's great, Pastor Billy, but I think you need to help expand her horizons by providing more diverse reading material. Some suggestions:

SewNews
The National Review
TV Guide
The Shotgun News



YIC,
Buford

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"

[DantesBbyGrl07]

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I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Thank you for your words, It's been rough since her murder and in dealing with my soon to be Ex. In my opinion I see know difference between the two, Maybe because of everything I have endured I don't know. I'm in therapy and a support group and have been informed I suffer from PTSD and will need medication to help me cope with my past and heal toward the future and I'm not a happy camper about it, but aside from getting back to my faith I will do what is needed to find my normal life again if it still exists. You know.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Domestic Violence is a crime in the modern world. I lost a very close friend and sister to Domestic MURDER and he is currently serving life w/o parole for not only killing her, but their unborn daughter and 11 month old son. I myself am divorcing my husband of 6 years due to Adultery and abuse, I have a Domestic Violence Order against him to keep him at all times and places 1,000 feet from me.

I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[DantesBbyGrl07]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.

Domestic Violence is a crime in the modern world. I lost a very close friend and sister to Domestic MURDER and he is currently serving life w/o parole for not only killing her, but their unborn daughter and 11 month old son. I myself am divorcing my husband of 6 years due to Adultery and abuse, I have a Domestic Violence Order against him to keep him at all times and places 1,000 feet from me. The only man I want in my life at this time is my Lord and Savior Dante Santangelo.................Betcha thought I was going to say Christ didn't ya?
Anyhoo, the first part of my post can be read at one of two sites www.MemorySiteAngels.zoomshare.com or www.Angelsatwork.net
Thank you for your time. God bless.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Father Thomas Martin: Wives are not children...They don't have to obey their husbands!
Once again, Mr. Martin show us his utter ignorance of Scripture.

Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

I Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

Don't you papists consider Peter to be your first Pope?

Father Thomas Martin: If it weren't for women, there would be no men post-Adam!
Of course. No one here thinks women are useless. They have a use.

Father Thomas Martin: Most of the bad things done in the Bible were done by MEN.
Of course. That's just simple arithmetic. Most of the things, good, bad, or neutral, done in the Bible were done by men. The stories where women do anything of importance are few and far between.

Out of all of the things done by men in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Out of all of the things done by women in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Which number is higher?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Unfortunately that Mary worshiper JFK did away with the literacy test as a qualification to vote, so now any spic or illiterate porch monkey is allowed in the voting booth.

I'd go ahead and let her vote. If she's obdient, she'll vote for whoever you tell her to, so that doubles up your Republican vote.

Wives are not children...They don't have to obey their husbands!

1. If it weren't for women, there would be no men post-Adam!
2. Most of the bad things done in the Bible were done by MEN.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

My fiance wants to learn how to read; strong discipline from me is needed. If not, next thing I know, she'll want to register to vote.

If she is obedient to you and she loves the Lord, then there shouldn't be any problem.

My wife already knew how to read when we met, but there's no problem with that, because all she reads is the Bible, the Crosswalk newsletter, Southern Living magazine, and various cookbooks.

If you fiance registers to vote, she should do like all good Christian wives do and hand her absentee ballot over to you to fill out.

At my local church, we go one step further. On the Sunday before election day, all of our members turn in their absentee ballots along with their tithes into the collection plate, and the Deacons and I spend all night filling them out.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

My fiance wants to learn how to read; strong discipline from me is needed. If not, next thing I know, she'll want to register to vote.

Unfortunately that Mary worshiper JFK did away with the literacy test as a qualification to vote, so now any spic or illiterate porch monkey is allowed in the voting booth.

I'd go ahead and let her vote. If she's obdient, she'll vote for whoever you tell her to, so that doubles up your Republican vote.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

My fiance wants to learn how to read; strong discipline from me is needed. If not, next thing I know, she'll want to register to vote.

[Sauron]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

It seems you misconstrued my facetious post as truth.

Women do need a certain level of discipline, but some things clearly go too far. While I'm on that, I hope you're using the handle end of the 7-iron, Zeke.

[Bobby-Joe]

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It would be nice to be able to afford a set of clubs so that I could deliver a 7-iron, but I found a cheap yet effective remedy. Though many may see it initially as reminiscent of locker room idiocy, a wet towel works exceptionally well. It has to be an old towel, too, because the loose, ratty ends make for an excellent makeshift whip. Plus, if you manage to deliver a blow into the crack, she won't be sitting down for a week. Besides, why would she need to sit down if she has to cook and clean so much?

Friend,

As a Christian I am appalled at your sadistic cruelty to women. We TRUE Christians never abuse women. This post makes you sound a sadistic, repressed homersexual and I am shocked by it.

[Sauron]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

It would be nice to be able to afford a set of clubs so that I could deliver a 7-iron, but I found a cheap yet effective remedy. Though many may see it initially as reminiscent of locker room idiocy, a wet towel works exceptionally well. It has to be an old towel, too, because the loose, ratty ends make for an excellent makeshift whip. Plus, if you manage to deliver a blow into the crack, she won't be sitting down for a week. Besides, why would she need to sit down if she has to cook and clean so much?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

For the women must summit to the man, and sometimes she might need some reminding who's boss. Like a godly parent to a child.

I couldn't agree more.

In fact, for lack of both father and husband, who have passed away, I have now asked my Godly son-in-law to take over the duty of spanking me whenever I deserve it, brothers.

Praise!