[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"

In my town, if the woman got a spanking, the man would get divorce papers!

Then by your own admission, your town is a branch office of hell.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

..... I'm amazed at the state of the world. Yeah, I'm a Gothic, woman. Yes, I believe strongly in the occult. So yeah, You hate me already. but, whatev.

Mainly I'm just confused. I presume vampire arsenic would be some kind of poisoned blood...are you trying to tell us you have HIV?

Women aren't allowed to do anything, huh? You'd be surprised. Almost every male I know is terrified of me, yet I've done nothing to them.

Do you suffer from dentata? Are all the men you know qweer?

But I swear, if any person ever tries to beat or assault me in any way, they will see what I can do.

Cry?

Give me good, justifiable reason why we may not have friends. I have many female friends, I don't seem to suffer.

You have female friends, and you're a hellbound goth. How much more proof could we need?

I think a lot of the bible is just junk. Only TWELVE pages of the original bible were actually found.

OK, I'll bite: which 12?

In my town, if the woman got a spanking, the man would get divorce papers!

You're celibate! What would you know about it anyway?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Folks, I was reading through this thread and came across a gal who claims she's a vampire and says most men are afraid of her. First of all, I wouldn't touch a blood sucker with anything less than a ten foot pole for fear of catching something awful! But let me remind all men that with a good paddle in your hand and the Lord to guide you, you'll never fear the lesser sex.

In my town, if the woman got a spanking, the man would get divorce papers!

[Elmer Christianson]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Folks, I was reading through this thread and came across a gal who claims she's a vampire and says most men are afraid of her. First of all, I wouldn't touch a blood sucker with anything less than a ten foot pole for fear of catching something awful! But let me remind all men that with a good paddle in your hand and the Lord to guide you, you'll never fear the lesser sex.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

When all else fails, blame the devil:

Man says exorcism led to wife's death

Sun Feb 3,

ODESSA, Texas - A man accused of killing his wife says he was trying to exorcise a demon from her when the devil entered his body and caused her to die, according to a police probable cause statement.

Jan David Clark, 60, was arrested Friday after authorities went to his home and found Susan Kay Clark's body wrapped in a bed sheet with a cross and sword on top of it.

Officers had gone to the home after being told that Clark had called a friend and said his 59-year-old wife was dead, said Sgt. Gary Duesler said the Ector County Sheriff's Office. Clark told investigators he had his wife pinned face down on a carpeted floor when she died.

Clark was charged with murder and remained in the Ector County jail on Sunday in lieu of $300,000 bail. He had declined to comment at the jail and it was unclear whether he had an attorney to speak for him.

The woman's body was taken to the Tarrant County Medical Examiner's Office for an autopsy.

Taryn Beck said the couple had seemed to be close. "They were like an old married couple," said Beck, 29, whose late grandfather was married to Susan Clark. "They would just roll their eyes at each other, but I never thought something like this would've happened."

[Nobar King]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Almost every male I know is terrified of me

Why am I not surprised?

[The_Vampire_Arsenic]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

..... I'm amazed at the state of the world. Yeah, I'm a Gothic, woman. Yes, I believe strongly in the occult. So yeah, You hate me already. but, whatev.

Women aren't allowed to do anything, huh? You'd be surprised. Almost every male I know is terrified of me, yet I've done nothing to them. But I swear, if any person ever tries to beat or assault me in any way, they will see what I can do. Give me good, justifiable reason why we may not have friends. I have many female friends, I don't seem to suffer. I think a lot of the bible is just junk. Only TWELVE pages of the original bible were actually found. The rest was just accumulated over the centuries.

I do thank you all for giving me the best laugh I've had in years.
Love you,
Arsenic

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

GODLY news everyone: the Independent Police Complaints Commission have concluded that Sheffield Police acted justifiably in punching a demon-possessed negress five times. The uppity negress actually had the gall to try and justify her vicious assault on the police by claiming to be having an epileptic fit. If she actually was having a spazz attack, as she claims, then it was probably brought on by watching too many Poke-A-Man cartoons, which is all the more reason to beat her. Praise Jesus.

Actually, I don't think the policeman was right. Obviously, he needs better training. He should have used a taser, or waterboarding.

YIC,
Buford

[MacDaddy]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

And that has been my truthful correction of all of your inconsistencies and general stupidity.

You seem to forget where you are, I think you have skipped this post from Pastor Billy-Reuben.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

Things will be much easier for you here if you just remember that the LBC is correct in all things and you are wrong.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

GODLY news everyone: the Independent Police Complaints Commission have concluded that Sheffield Police acted justifiably in punching a demon-possessed negress five times. The uppity negress actually had the gall to try and justify her vicious assault on the police by claiming to be having an epileptic fit. If she actually was having a spazz attack, as she claims, then it was probably brought on by watching too many Poke-A-Man cartoons, which is all the more reason to beat her. Praise Jesus.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Im surprised you passed over my testimony maddam, I never once said that women dont have the right to choose to be spanked, I just said its wrong for a man to do so, i guess i could clarify it by saying "Without permission" but that should be a given.

Dear Friend,

How would a system like that work? That's like saying a policeman can only give a speeding motorist a ticket "with permission". If any of my dear Sisters in Christ needs a rebuke, a firm swat on their behind is my duty as a God-fearing True Christian(tm) man. Waiting for "permission" would be as silly as waiting for my kid's permission before grounding them when they misbehave.

Please try and think things through!

Yours in Him,
bab

[RogueFilosifer]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Im surprised you passed over my testimony maddam, I never once said that women dont have the right to choose to be spanked, I just said its wrong for a man to do so, i guess i could clarify it by saying "Without permission" but that should be a given.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Interesting you skipped right over my testimony.

Pardon me Brothers for stepping in here, but I just HAD to say something.

When Pastor Zeke spanks me or smacks me upside the head for burning his steak or talking out of turn I feel deeply loved.

It shows me he cares enough about me to show me the error of my ways. After such "corrections" I always try harder to do the right thing and please him and GOD!

Humble, Sister Thumper

I actually appreciate when I am spanked or back handed. It means that my Fiancee is thinking about MY higher good and my spot in Heaven!

I must insist you stop posting such hogwash sir! Rouge

[RogueFilosifer]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.

No doubt, Daly's wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards.

Daly's autobiography, "My Life In & Out of the Rough" details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, "All My Exes Wear Rolexes."

Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don't properly discipline our wives. Next time you're over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it'll improve your swing.

FIRST: You have no skill at making jokes.

SECOND: Woman create men you uppity waste of flesh.

THIRD: "honor and love thy MOTHER and thy father", thats what, commandment number 5?

FOURTH: Without women you wouldnt be here to whine about how you want to beat women because of your sexual tension and anger management problems.

You know, golf clubs aren't just for whacking that little dimpled white ball home. I've found that a 7 iron works well in dealing out a Godly reminder that a truly RARE steak is still bloody, not just pink.

Obviously Brother Daley didn't know that.

Hmmm, are you that disapointed with your own "manliness" that you need to resort to assault with a deadly weapon to resolve your false sense of humility and righteousness? If so im sure Kids Help Phone can help with that, Boy.

First of all, forgive me Jesus for being a woman and forgive me for violating the sanctity of the men's forum. But I find this Hellkari woman unbearable! First, she's advertising her Satanic perversions, then she says a man can be jailed for spanking HIS wife??? Where do these demon-spawn live? Certainly not in the Godly Mid-Western USA!

The U.S of A has been without "God" since the assassination of JFK.
And you my good lady, are not a Christian. Christians do not acuse others of "Satanic perversions" at the very most they act like a Jehova's Witness and say "Come Join! Be Saved!".

Not in Freehold, you inbred chink. The True Christian™ girls around here submit willingly to the natural and Christ-ordered way. They bend over and grab ankle whenever commanded to do so. And that's when they get a warning...

Anyway, Brother BJ and his boys in security have the phones wired so that all 911 calls get routed to him. So no worries there, hop-sing.

Christians arent racist and they follow the laws of man, because thats all you have to follow.

I live in California, thank you very much. My boyfriend's from Illinois though. And I was just making a point. I've never done that. And I've barely even seen you around here, let alone talked to you, so I don't get how I can be so unbearable.
And yeah, your husband can be jailed. Unless the spanking is consensual, it's assault. Possibly Assault with a deadly weapon. It's called Domestic Violence. Heard of it?



I feel truly sorry for the women in your community. I'll never submit to my boyfriend, unless I want to. And even then, he knows when he's going to far. An the 911 routing? Illegal. 100% Illegal. And I'll just choose to ignore the insults...

-Hii *disgusted and disappointed*

Thank "GOD" for sensibility!

Women are naturally empty-headed. They wake up in a new world about every 20 minutes. Sometimes getting the back of their Godly husband's hand is just what they need. The Bible commands us men to "subjugate" them, so there you go. God knows what's best.

"God" Didnt write the bible, MAN did. Man is not infallable, therefore he words in the bible are simply words, and not "God"ly commands.

I believe that he was using perverted, atheist sarcasm, Pastor Ezekiel. I would not take what he said as a compliment.

I believe you look like Santa Clause, SHUT UP.

HEY! Don't judge us by YOUR beliefs!

How else are we to judge you? We only have our OWN beliefs...

God has said "spare the rod,spoil the child". If he had meet these women on this forum, he would have made the spanking of the women a special commandment. And I praise sister bilbethumpingblonde for having the right, christian attatude. For the women must summit to the man, and sometimes she might need some reminding who's boss. Like a godly parent to a child.

Are you an american? If so why can't you speak english? Or spell? Or make sense? Take a night class.

I swear raping small boys was made illegal quite some time ago as well, but that's never stopped you Mary-Worshiping swine.

PSSST...thats the american priests...

Father Thomas Martin: Wives are not children...They don't have to obey their husbands!
Once again, Mr. Martin show us his utter ignorance of Scripture.

Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

I Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

Don't you papists consider Peter to be your first Pope?

Father Thomas Martin: If it weren't for women, there would be no men post-Adam!
Of course. No one here thinks women are useless. They have a use.

Father Thomas Martin: Most of the bad things done in the Bible were done by MEN.
Of course. That's just simple arithmetic. Most of the things, good, bad, or neutral, done in the Bible were done by men. The stories where women do anything of importance are few and far between.

Out of all of the things done by men in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Out of all of the things done by women in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Which number is higher?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

These scripture quotes are centuries old and were intended by men to be the rules of that time for men, not for the future. Even the devil can quote scripture.

I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

No there isnt, both are simply excuses to use the fist and palm as a tool of education, and both are wrong.

Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"

Ya...it doesnt say stay with the man who may kill you. Circumstances were not covered in the bible, and its all very vague.

And that has been my truthful correction of all of your inconsistencies and general stupidity.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"

Thomas, are you proud of your ignorance of Scripture?

Jesus said in Matthew 5:32, and repeated in Matthew 19:9, that adultery is just cause for divorce.

Also, in Corinthians 7:5, we learn that a marriage to an unbeliever doesn't amount to very much because an unbeliever can't be expected to take vows seriously.

Pastor Billy-Reuben